I'll give the reason why we're the Tehran Lakers, cordobes and I both knew that we'd want to be the Celtics, but there was going to be a lot of competition to get that name and if we couldn't, we wanted a good back up plan. Personally, I went through the rest of the league and tried to find a team I'd like to own if it wasn't the Celtics and I couldn't find any. Everyone had drawbacks and no one would make me as happy as the Celtics. I'm sure cordobes felt the same way.
So we came up with this idea, because if you can't be with the one you love, then, well...shame the ones you hate. We figured if our combined Celtics fandom couldn't get us the boys in green, we'd have to go to the second option of ruining the franchise we despise. We're keeping nothing from the old days. Save the name. I just love the idea that we're the Tehran LAKErs. I think it's rubbing in the fact that the Los Angeles Lakers have one of the more ridiculous names in sports.
Choosing Tehran was honestly just finding a midpoint between Korea (me) and Portugal (cordobes). The map I checked was admittedly a little less than perfect, but I wanted something in the middle of the desert and I thought it would be the best place to put the team I hate. Politics has nothing to do with it. I just saw Iran and Tehran was the first team that came to mind. Second choice was Babylon Lakers, and actually...that sounds pretty cool. Maybe next year?