as I've explained countless times... one of the major rules of the internet is that there are no such thing as girls on the internet. If you remember that simple fact, it will save you a lot of trouble and help save you from a variety of scams... such as Nigerian craiglisters posing as seductive enchantresses, clever ad campaigns for internet dating sites embedded within facebook accounts, fake popup chat windows from hot blondes luring you into a creditcard webcam hell, and jolly fat Celtic fans using bushleague tactics for tp's...
No girls on the interwebs, folks. Remember it.