LOL. So we have Jeff Green, so Parker's not a good fit in Boston.
From ESPN's Joe Kaiser:
"Well, it's official. According to this piece Thursday on SI.com, Jabari Parker is going pro. Here's a look at the teams in the lottery that would offer the best fit for the gifted 6-foot-8 small forward.
In all likelihood, it's going to take a top 3 pick to have a chance at the 19-year-old Duke standout and former Chicago prep star. Right away, that gives long odds for a team at the end of the lottery like Denver, Minnesota or Phoenix to end up with Parker. Boston is another possibility with a chance at a top 3 pick, but it has Jeff Green signed for one more season (two, if Green takes his $9.2 million option in 2015-16) and could go in another direction.
That leaves these teams as Parker's likeliest suitors:
Milwaukee Bucks: The Bucks finished with the league's worst record and have a good shot at landing a top 3 pick, and a proven scorer on the wing next to Giannis Antetokounmpo would be another nice piece to build around.
Philadelphia 76ers: They have their point guard of the future in Michael Carter-Williams and their center of the future in Nerlens Noel. The improving Thaddeus Young remains in the fold as well, and the obvious needs are at shooting guard and small forward. Parker would fill one of them and boost this young, exciting core.
Orlando Magic: Depending on where Orlando drafts, it could opt for a guard. But landing Parker would give them a big frontline and one of the more interesting starting 5s in the league: Victor Oladipo, Arron Afflalo, Parker, Tobias Harris and Nikola Vucevic.
Utah Jazz: A natural fit for Parker, who is Mormon, the Jazz finished the regular season ranked No. 25 in offensive efficiency (100.6). His addition could make the young Jazz a playoff-caliber squad, even in the tough Western Conference.
Los Angeles Lakers: They'll have an overhauled roster next season and are in position to draft the best player available, so Parker could be that guy.
Sacramento Kings: If Rudy Gay opts out and becomes an unrestricted free agent, small forward becomes a big need again for the Kings. But Parker's suspect defense isn't ideal on a team that struggles mightily in that department.
Detroit Pistons: If the Pistons end up with a top 3 pick, they could draft Parker and elect to part with restricted free agent Greg Monroe, either via sign-and-trade or by not matching another team's offer sheet. That'd allow them to use Josh Smith at the 4, his ideal spot, with Andre Drummond at center and Parker at small forward.
Cleveland Cavaliers: It's unlikely that Luol Deng resigns with the Cavs, and Parker would be a dream come true if he falls into Cleveland's lap."