Hold up men! Hold up men! Do not venture into the deep just now! Hold up!
This is the Warriors we are facing. This is a team of indominitable spirit, as all fighters have. Don't you see, from the Aztecs to Rocky Balboa to the Moors to the Crusades to the samurais, Warriors never say die. Never! Men, far too often have we witnessed valor but conceited men venture into arenas filled with wounded and dying warriors only to come out wounded and dying themselves! Let us venture into the arena (and avoid those stinky Raiders fans who might be lurking in the alleys) with composed confidence and over the edge intensity. Let us smash the boards, let us rattle David Lee, let us tear down the Golden Gate (we'll put it back up before we leave) and most of all, let us ensure beautiful ball movement so as to discourage the intimidating fans and encourage them to beat the traffic.
Ready? LETS GOOOOOO Celtics!