I would have to think that the rules of zombie-world go something like:
1) Don't walk off into the foggy woods at night by yourself
2) Don't make out with a zombie
3) Don't get fat
From what i know, Dale broke at least two of those golden rules. He had to go.
In other news, what's the deal with T-Dawg? That guy is useless in the show. At least he used to provide comic relief like when he almost killed himself on a car door.
(TP)
Yeah, and always run when you hear the creepy music start to play.
I was thinking what a boon the Walking Dead world would be to creatures like vultures and crows ... I mean, they wouldn't even have to search for food anymore, just jump on the shoulder of a "walker" and eat while you enjoy the ride.
(Talk about
drive-thru's!)
And seriously, you could see the (what are they calling the big groups of walkers now ... herds?) coming from miles away, cuz the carrion-eating critters would be making a heckuva racket!
A kosher world gone mad.
And why are there so many of them? Surely if you get killed by one because they're so hungry, and the rest join the feast, wouldn't the musculature and soft-tissues be destroyed, without enough left to support and ambulate a human skeleton?
There are all these walkers with decaying skin and a bite or two taken out of them, but you'd think there wouldn't be enough flesh left to work with, and the cycle would stop pretty quickly for lack of enough necrotic tissue for the poor hungry things to devour.
And aren't they decomposing on the inside, too? So howtheheck do they process the carrion they seem to need so much of, and why are they all so thin?
With all the available mortiferous cuisine around, there should be at least one or two that are a bit rotund.
I'm beginning to think this zombie lifestyle isn't quite as carefree and capricious as it is so often portrayed ... it must worry them to pieces.
I'm just glad Danny Kaye isn't around to see this stuff ... can you imagine the taunting he'd have to endure with what would surely become his present-day nickname?
(He'd be the perfect guest-star, though).
