The Gainesville Celtics ended up with a pretty darn good, if unconventional basketball team --- with arguably the best PG and best Center to play the game .... always the hardest positions to fill.
PG - Magic Johnson ---- Best PG ever? 3-time NBA MVP, 5 NBA titles. Everyone else on our team will be better with Magic setting them up.
SG - Omar Little --- ever seen "The Wire"? This guy can shoot.
SF - Hawk Girl -- ridiculous vertical leap
PF - Gene Simmons, KISS -- seriously who's gonna challenge this guy for a rebound? It will be their last...
C - Bill Russell -- Best Center ever? 11 NBA titles, 5-time NBA MVP.
Gainesville Celtics Bench:
Homer Simpson -- size off the bench
Galileo Galilei -- Father of Modern Physics will be 2nd only to Tim Duncan in his use of the backboard
Chuck Ragan -- the heart & soul of this or any team
Phillip Seymour Hoffman -- uniform model & designated time-out taker. More weight off the bench.