How about the:
Oklahoma City There's Really Nothing Interesting Or Well Known About This Area Yet We Need To Be Extremely Politically Correct And Not Upset Native Americans Or Torando Victims Or Possible Oil Company Sponsors Or The Local State Univerisities So We'll Go With Flatlands Oh No We Can't Use That Because The Land Might Think We're Saying Something Bad About It's Breast Size So How's Poies.
It might be hard to fit on a uniform but it sure does encompass what this franchise will probably be all about. They already ****ed off the entire state of Washington so a name that explains how thoughtful they are being to people might work.
1. If you don't know of anything interesting in OKC you are an idiot.
2. You shouldn't try to be funny at the expense of Native Americans or Tornado Victims. It is completely disgusting and you are showing your stupidity that you can't make a real joke. People die every year from tornadoes and you think it something to make a joke about? Tasteless.
I made a simple joke, dude. Idiot and stupid are rather strong words to use because you don't like the joke.
If you are from Oklahoma.. I apologize.
If you are Native American... I apologize.
If you have had someone close to you die in a tornado... I apologize.
If none of the above ... go ....nevermind! I'll take the high road.
Geneva College Golden Tornadoes
King College Tornadoes
Iowa State Cyclones
Centenary College Cyclones
Mills College Cyclones
But lets look at Oklahoma for the real answers.......ah here we go:
Edmond High School Cyclones
Cassady High School Cyclones
Clinton High School Red Tornadoes
Plainview High School Indians
In fact, there's 165 schools in Oklahoma who use a term to describe Native Americans as there school logo, including nine schools who use the name Savages.
Based on the above, I am pretty sure the fine folks in Oklahoma will be able to roll with Nick's humor.......or even have a few funny stereotypical things to say about possible team names for the Boston area.