Poll: Rock Paper Scissors

[SShorefan 3.0]

I am a rock man, because a rock never gets smashed or cut in half. If I'm going to lose, I want to lose with dignity.

I always throw rock, for similar reasons, plus having a piece of paper lay on top of me, isn't really being defeated.

Definitely rock.  I mean big flippin deal you covered me with paper...So what?  I'll pick up the rock and the paper and brain you with the whole package.  Paper is lame and should not be victorious over anything (of course that would make the game a lot less interesting)

Then again, those paper cuts really sting...

No doubt.  I got one last week and it stung like a bugger, but honestly, if you're headed in to a fight would you rather be carrying a rock or a piece of paper (to speak nothing of a pair of scissors).

What, are going to ask your opponent to sit still and hold his jugular out so you can give him a good, deep paper cut wound where it counts?

Useless I tell you!

True, but paper has some clout, in the "pen is mightier than the sword" type of way.  What good is a pen without paper?

Stonehenge (made of rock) is nice, but governments are based on the Magna Carta (written on paper).


Scissors anyone?

[celticmaestro]

Could you do that with a rock?

[guava_wrench]

I am a rock man, because a rock never gets smashed or cut in half. If I'm going to lose, I want to lose with dignity.

I always throw rock, for similar reasons, plus having a piece of paper lay on top of me, isn't really being defeated.

Definitely rock.  I mean big flippin deal you covered me with paper...So what?  I'll pick up the rock and the paper and brain you with the whole package.  Paper is lame and should not be victorious over anything (of course that would make the game a lot less interesting)

Then again, those paper cuts really sting...

No doubt.  I got one last week and it stung like a bugger, but honestly, if you're headed in to a fight would you rather be carrying a rock or a piece of paper (to speak nothing of a pair of scissors).

What, are going to ask your opponent to sit still and hold his jugular out so you can give him a good, deep paper cut wound where it counts?

Useless I tell you!

True, but paper has some clout, in the "pen is mightier than the sword" type of way.  What good is a pen without paper?

Stonehenge (made of rock) is nice, but governments are based on the Magna Carta (written on paper).


Scissors anyone?

With computers, paper has become even more irrelevant.

[Redz]

Could you do that with a rock?

Well, no.  But I could bash the hell out of it!

Or make this:

[SShorefan 3.0]

Could you do that with a rock?

Well, no.  But I could bash the hell out of it!

Or make this:

bash away Rock-boy, I'm busy counting paper.

[celticmaestro]

Could you do that with a rock?

Well, no.  But I could bash the hell out of it!

Or make this:

Redz, why must we disagree on everything?

PS. SShorefan just sealed the win for paper in the great Paper vs Rock debate.

[Redz]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

[SShorefan 3.0]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

[celticmaestro]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

Paper 2-0 Rock

[Redz]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

Plastic! 

(and no I'm not Alan Finkelstein - I just play him on TV)

[SShorefan 3.0]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

Plastic! 

(and no I'm not Alan Finkelstein - I just play him on TV)

Alan, I am sure your credit limit will allow you to purchase such a lovely rock.  Let's take a quick look at your credit report, I'll mail you a copy so you can sign off on it.

[celticmaestro]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

Plastic! 

(and no I'm not Alan Finkelstein - I just play him on TV)

Alan, I am sure your credit limit will allow you to purchase such a lovely rock.  Let's take a quick look at your credit report, I'll mail you a copy so you can sign off on it.

Paper 3-0 Rock

Yes, I'm the scorekeeper.

[guava_wrench]

Why force paper money? Do they use cash on wall street? In corporate acquisitions? Money had its run, but it's not longer needed, except at strip clubs.

[Redz]

Fine...I'm taking my diamond and going home...You guys can bite me

How about a good game of "My mother and your mother were hanging up clothes"?

[guava_wrench]

Put a match to that cash and see what happens

ROCK BABY, ROCK

Nice Rock Redz -- what are you going to buy it with??

Plastic! 

(and no I'm not Alan Finkelstein - I just play him on TV)

Alan, I am sure your credit limit will allow you to purchase such a lovely rock.  Let's take a quick look at your credit report, I'll mail you a copy so you can sign off on it.

Paper 3-0 Rock

Yes, I'm the scorekeeper.

Currency depreciates in value. Diamonds don't.