Elephant Jokes!

[Brickowski]

Why is an elephant gray?
To distinguish it from a blueberry.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
He said, "Here come the elephants!"
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
She said...

Hoe can you tell if there is an elephant in the back seat of your car?

How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon?

How do you stop a charging elephant?

[Edgar]

How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon?
5
2 in the front 3 behind

[Kiorrik]

Dunno if this works well enough in English but here's a Dutch one translated;

So this elephant is waiting on the bus.
The bus driver opens the door and shouts:

"GET THE HELL DOWN FROM THERE [dang]IT!"

[Edgar]

why are so many elephants in the jungle??


BEcause they cant be all inside your refrigerator
 

[Kiorrik]

You know what happened to the elephant that got into a fight?

He moved in with his aunty and uncly Bell-Air.

[Edgar]

Why the elephants have rough knees?

They play marbles a lot


Why elephant have big ears?

To keep the marbles


Why the elephants never do back flips?

Because the marbles could fall

[Edgar]

what do you give to an elephant with diarrea?





space. lots of space

[Brickowski]

How many elephants can you fit in a volkswagon?
5
2 in the front 3 behind

No, six.  Two in front, two in back, one in the trunk and one in the glove compartment.

[Redz]

A guy walks into a bar and sees the bartender is an elephant.  He asks a guy sitting at the bar, "What's up with the bartender being an elephant?"

The guy replies, "Beats me,the place has gone to hell since they fired the hippo."

[celts55]

Why did the elephant paint his toenails different colors?
So he could hide in a pack of M&M's.

What do you call an elephant in a fridge?
Stuck.

[Edgar]

how do you take an elephant out of the water?



wet!

[Edgar]

 How do you kill a blue elephant

 With a riffle to kill blue elephants.


How do you kill a red elephant

You choke him till its blue and then shoot it with the rifffle to kill blue elephants.



How do you kill a green elephant

You tell him dirty jokes until it turns red, then you choke it and until it turns blue and then you shoot him with the rifle to kill blue elephants.



How do you kill a yellow elephant

Idiot, there are not Yellow elephant.

[Edgar]

Why do elephants paint legs in yellow

To hide inside the mustard



Do you ever saw a elephannt inside the mustard

Nah, see it works.

[FatKidsDad]

How do you stop a charging elephant?

Take away his credit card.

[Redz]

What do you do if you're swallowed by an elephant?


...run around until you're all pooped out