Top Ten Signs a Game Is Fixed
10. The game begins 20 minutes before the visiting team arrives.
9. Tip-off always goes to the player with the largest salary.
8. The score at the end of the 1st quarter is 179-2.
7. A 3-pointer counts for two if it’s close.
6. One of the Laker Girls looks suspiciously like Pete Rose.
5. Whenever he’s open, the ref takes a shot.
4. The scoreboard has a disclaimer: all scores approximate.
3. Team loses although it has the lead in points, delegates, and the popular vote.
2. Jack Nicholson scores 25 points from his seat.
1. The Knicks win.
I found this on Forum Blue and Gold in the comments section. #1 cracked me up.
http://www.forumblueandgold.com/2008/06/12/game-4-chat/#comments