Watching the misery of the Wizards this season, I was reminded of the misery from the storyline in The Office (especially the early seasons).
Wall is Michael Scott - he thinks he's great at his job, but no one really likes being around him.
Dwight is Dwight - Good at his job, but extremely off-beat and just unlikeable.
Beal is Jim - Cool guy. Laid back. Doesn't get along with Jim and Dwight, but fakes it.
Green is Stanley - Sleepy eyes in the background. Keep getting them checks mentality.
Porter is Pam - forget the Jim/Pam thing in this scenario. Seems like a cool guy. Fits in with everyone. Likes Beal (Jim) more than Wall (Michael).
Rivers is Toby - Probably a great guy, but sometimes he's a bit much.
Oubre is Ryan - A bit full of himself. Thinks he's headed for great things. Talented, but unreliable.
Satoransky is Angela - He just reminds me of a crazy cat lady for some reason.
Morris is Daryl - Their demeanor, presence, and voice tone are similar.
Brown is Andy - Seriously, their smiles are the same. Both guys have giant, bright, somewhat goofy smiles.
Smith is Phyllis - Both intelligent and good at their jobs, but, um, similar physically.
Mahinmi is Kevin - He's just kinda' there and not really earning his money.