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The Wizards are the Cast from The Office
« on: November 02, 2018, 10:12:52 PM »

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Watching the misery of the Wizards this season, I was reminded of the misery from the storyline in The Office (especially the early seasons).

Wall is Michael Scott - he thinks he's great at his job, but no one really likes being around him.

Dwight is Dwight - Good at his job, but extremely off-beat and just unlikeable.

Beal is Jim - Cool guy. Laid back. Doesn't get along with Jim and Dwight, but fakes it.

Green is Stanley - Sleepy eyes in the background. Keep getting them checks mentality. 

Porter is Pam - forget the Jim/Pam thing in this scenario. Seems like a cool guy. Fits in with everyone. Likes Beal (Jim) more than Wall (Michael).

Rivers is Toby - Probably a great guy, but sometimes he's a bit much.

Oubre is Ryan - A bit full of himself. Thinks he's headed for great things. Talented, but unreliable.

Satoransky is Angela - He just reminds me of a crazy cat lady for some reason.

Morris is Daryl - Their demeanor, presence, and voice tone are similar.

Brown is Andy - Seriously, their smiles are the same. Both guys have giant, bright, somewhat goofy smiles.

Smith is Phyllis - Both intelligent and good at their jobs, but, um, similar physically.

Mahinmi is Kevin - He's just kinda' there and not really earning his money.

Re: The Wizards are the Cast from The Office
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2018, 10:44:48 PM »

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TP. This is hilarious.

Oubre is the perfect Ryan equivalent.
'23 Historical Draft: Orlando Magic.

PG: Terry Porter (90-91) / Steve Francis (00-01)
SG: Joe Dumars (92-93) / Jeff Hornacek (91-92) / Jerry Stackhouse (00-01)
SF: Brandon Roy (08-09) / Walter Davis (78-79)
PF: Terry Cummings (84-85) / Paul Millsap (15-16)
C: Chris Webber (00-01) / Ralph Sampson (83-84) / Andrew Bogut (09-10)

Re: The Wizards are the Cast from The Office
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2018, 10:02:32 AM »

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TP. This is hilarious.

Oubre is the perfect Ryan equivalent.

I thought Oubre and Rivers were the best two.

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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2018, 10:12:16 AM »

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TP. This is hilarious.

Oubre is the perfect Ryan equivalent.

I thought Oubre and Rivers were the best two.
I'll be waiting for Rivers' detective novel
'23 Historical Draft: Orlando Magic.

PG: Terry Porter (90-91) / Steve Francis (00-01)
SG: Joe Dumars (92-93) / Jeff Hornacek (91-92) / Jerry Stackhouse (00-01)
SF: Brandon Roy (08-09) / Walter Davis (78-79)
PF: Terry Cummings (84-85) / Paul Millsap (15-16)
C: Chris Webber (00-01) / Ralph Sampson (83-84) / Andrew Bogut (09-10)

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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2018, 11:01:32 AM »

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TP from me.  The Office is my favorite comedy series of all time.  I’m surprised we haven’t seen Green doing crossword puzzles during free throws.

Re: The Wizards are the Cast from The Office
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2018, 05:05:00 PM »

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Hilarious...

How are they going to fix the Wizards?

Re: The Wizards are the Cast from The Office
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C/PF-Horford, Baynes, Noel, Theis, Morris,
SF/SG- Tatum, Brown, Hayward, Smart, Semi, Clark
PG- Irving, Rozier, Larkin

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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2018, 07:12:46 PM »

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Watching the misery of the Wizards this season, I was reminded of the misery from the storyline in The Office (especially the early seasons).

Wall is Michael Scott - he thinks he's great at his job, but no one really likes being around him.

Dwight is Dwight - Good at his job, but extremely off-beat and just unlikeable.

Beal is Jim - Cool guy. Laid back. Doesn't get along with Jim and Dwight, but fakes it.

Green is Stanley - Sleepy eyes in the background. Keep getting them checks mentality. 

Porter is Pam - forget the Jim/Pam thing in this scenario. Seems like a cool guy. Fits in with everyone. Likes Beal (Jim) more than Wall (Michael).

Rivers is Toby - Probably a great guy, but sometimes he's a bit much.

Oubre is Ryan - A bit full of himself. Thinks he's headed for great things. Talented, but unreliable.

Satoransky is Angela - He just reminds me of a crazy cat lady for some reason.

Morris is Daryl - Their demeanor, presence, and voice tone are similar.

Brown is Andy - Seriously, their smiles are the same. Both guys have giant, bright, somewhat goofy smiles.

Smith is Phyllis - Both intelligent and good at their jobs, but, um, similar physically.

Mahinmi is Kevin - He's just kinda' there and not really earning his money.

Haha. TP for the hilarious comparison.

The Office was one of the best shows of all time and will never be replicated. Heck, S3 E1 would cause SJW protests today, with Antifa attacking Steve Carell for hate speech.