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Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« on: April 01, 2019, 11:34:22 AM »

Offline makaveli

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Close sources say that Zion is a huge Celtics fan since we was a little boy, and loves what Danny and Brad are doing.
He doesn't care about being the first pick in the upcoming draft, and will do everything to deter teams from drafting him.

source: aprilfoolsdayofcourse.com
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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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LOL TP!!

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Got me man. TP

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Offline Monkhouse

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I knew someone was gonna post something like this, but TP nonetheless!

Happy Aprils Fools day!
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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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TP.  :D
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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Glad you got this one in before the noon deadline, and without the usual "Celtics player tears every ligament in his body!!!" posts we normally get.  This one was fun.


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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Offline BringToughnessBack

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TP...forgot today was April 1st!

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
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Glad you got this one in before the noon deadline, and without the usual "Celtics player tears every ligament in his body!!!" posts we normally get.  This one was fun.

Yeah, but April Fool's jokes that go negative to positive are way less disappointing than positive to negative ones. Like it's better to be bummed out and then be surprised than to be surprised and then be let down.

Creative thread for sure, though.

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2019, 01:12:33 PM »

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There was an intel going on yesterday that Kevin Durant is confirmed to join the Los Angeles Lakers this summer.

Not sure if that was an April Fool's joke or not, but I feel like everyday could be an April Fool's joke for the Lakers with all the rumors going on with Anthony Davis, Kawhi Leonard, and Kevin Durant and such.

But of course, LeBron James did go to the Lakers which was highly anticipated during his last year with the Cavs.


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Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2019, 01:17:41 PM »

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Celtics need Zion

That Grizz pick turns to #1

Anything is possibleeeee

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2019, 01:59:19 PM »

Offline A Future of Stevens

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Celtics need Zion

That Grizz pick turns to #1

Anything is possibleeeee

Anything is possible. Except that. If the Grizz pick moves to 1, they keep it. If the kings move to 1, Philly gets Zion. Oh god imagine how bad that would be.
#JKJB

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2019, 03:30:50 PM »

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Hmmm...would not surprise me if he was a huge Celtics fan....he's only 18...that would place him at 6 or 7 years old when KG, Ray, Rondo and Paul were running roughshod over the NBA...

As I've watched him, he certainly shares some of KG's intensity. Seems to be a fiery player who gets hyped up really quick....the kind of player that will make others play better....harder.

He is going to physically punish many players BUT his overall SKILL SET and talent is considerable.

He will be fine in the NBA. Arenas needs to go pack sand.

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Thread title gave me a chuckle TP

Re: Report: Zion to only workout with the Celtics
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2019, 06:33:59 PM »

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Well done—had me fooled! TP
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