Good to see that the Fake Celtics are in good hands again this year! I think you woulda beat the Fakers --- the Odom vs. Odom matchup woulda been for the ages (and probably sent us into a time-space warp).
I think The Fake Orlando Magics woulda beat the Fakers in the Finals in 7 games.
PG - Chauncey Billups / Sebastian Telfair
SG - Rodney Stuckey / Devin Brown
SF - Danny Granger / Matt Barnes
PF - Tim Duncan / Jason Thompson
C - Brad Miller / Marcin Gortat
11th man -- Matt Harpring
I think the frontcourt rotation of Duncan, B. Miller, Gortat and Jason Thompson woulda given the Fakers fits.
Kobe woulda destroyed Stuckey, but Billups & Granger had decided advantages against Fisher and Ariza.
With a ring in his sights Harpring woulda pulled his battered body onto the floor for 15 min/game to body, push, grab, harrass and irritate Kobe.