Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?

[Rondo2287]

I love your Sushi Roll, Hotter than wasabi
I race for your love, Shake and Bake Ricky Bobby

[celtsrp33]

Whats the matter dog, you embarrassed?  This guy's a gangsta?  His real name is Clearance.

And Clearance lives at home with both parents.
And Clearances' parents have a real good marriage.

-Eminem   

Not the biggest Eminem fan ever, but I love this.  Its from 8 mile for those who don't know. 

[ManUp]

Bring your squad
Biceps, Triceps, and Quads
We don't struggle with undeveloped muscles

Jay-Z

I'm not big on punchlines so not many come to mind. Love that one though. Start a thread on favorite verses and lines I'll contribute a page or two, lol.

[StartOrien]

Can I pick every other line in Nas' "Ether"?

[StartOrien]

On the subject, I still absolutely love Kanye West but I always thought he was at his best when his rhymes had a bit of humor to it:

Said she wanted diamonds, I took her to Ruby Tuesday's

Always a favorite of mine. Probably cuz Ruby Tuesday's is kinda awesome.

[jr_3421]

Right now, king of punchlines has got to be Fabolous. I'm Raw is basically him going off so if you love punchlines I suggest this song.

I dunno if I would classify this as a punchline but my the one line that always gets me is

Life is a , uh, depending how you dress her
So if the devil wears prada, Adam and Eve wear nada
I'm in between but way more fresher

- Kanye

[boom]

Anything that came out of Big L's mouth. Seriously, best punchline rapper of all time (of alllll tiiimmeee - kanye voice)

/did not read thread, could have been covered.

[Assassin70]

Anything that came out of Big L's mouth. Seriously, best punchline rapper of all time (of alllll tiiimmeee - kanye voice)
 

/agree

He and Canibus's Compubox stats is off the charts. 

[celtsrp33]

Right now, king of punchlines has got to be Fabolous. I'm Raw is basically him going off so if you love punchlines I suggest this song.

I dunno if I would classify this as a punchline but my the one line that always gets me is

Life is a , uh, depending how you dress her
So if the devil wears prada, Adam and Eve wear nada
I'm in between but way more fresher

- Kanye

Another from this song...

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven,
When I awoke I spent that on a necklace,
Told God I'd be back in a second,
Man its so hard not to act reckless

[Greenbean]

"Even when I say nothing it's a beautiful use of negative space"

I lost my taste for El-P a loong time ago but Company Flow was a classic in the truest sense and El-P spit some rediculous lines.

"Never been the player, just the one who got played,
now my style kills more kids than Rowe vs. Wade"

Nerdy, but dope...Last Emperor

Hilarious punchline of Boston MC Esoteric absolutely KILLING El-P

"Revolution ain't them beats you record
Sounding like my girl's cat when it walks across my keyboard.
You ain't different, you just can't work your equipment"

[dpaps]

EDIT: Language

[ToppersBsktball10]

Since all the ones I was going to mention of the top of my head have pretty much been covered.  I will just have to add my favorite punchline of 2010.

Kanye West from his Cypher freestyle from this years BET Hip Hop awards.

"To many Urkels on your team, that's why your Winslow."

Been laughing about that line since I heard it. 

that's fresh.

[bbd24]

Song: " I Thought It Was Me "

[Michael Bivins]
Yo, I love being a bachelor
Ricky said, "Yo, that girl's a good catch for ya"
She and I choose to cruise on my love boat
My waterbed, kept us afloat


Song: " Do Me "

[Ronnie DeVoe]
Action took place, Hey
Kinda wet, don't forget
The J, the I, the M, the M, the Y, y'all
I need a body bag


Boston's own, Bell Biv Devoe  a.k.a  B.B.D.
Huge Celtic fans to boot.

[KobeShesNotConsenting!]

I ROLLEX LIKE WATCHES!