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Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« on: November 20, 2009, 05:01:08 PM »

Offline ToppersBsktball10

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Punchline's make songs for me, anyone wanna share their favorite's or favorite punchline artist? Mine would have to be Big L(R.I.P.), you could quote him for days. "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet." Keep it clean.

Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2009, 05:07:54 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2009, 05:33:14 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2009, 05:36:10 PM »

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Punchline's make songs for me, anyone wanna share their favorite's or favorite punchline artist? Mine would have to be Big L(R.I.P.), you could quote him for days. "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't met yet." Keep it clean.

You happened to use my favorite punchline artist and my favorite punchline. That is obviously going to get you a tommy point.

Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 06:24:10 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 06:54:59 PM »

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"I'm Jesus in the flesh, so this is MFin Christian rap"

"And a year before your kid's tenth birthday came, you didn't have to wait for candles on the cake to see the nine flame"

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 07:10:47 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2009, 07:34:35 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2009, 07:45:13 PM »

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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2009, 07:47:11 PM »

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this ones not exactly a punchline but i always loved "I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man!"
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Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2009, 07:49:58 PM »

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I don't listen any rap now, but Run DMC had some beauties...This whole song:

"You Talk Too Much"

Shut up!!!

You talk too much...
You talk too much...
You talk too much...
You talk too much...

Hey! You over there, I know about your kind
You're like the Independent Network News on Channel 9
Everywhere that you go, no matter where you at
I said you talk about this, and you talk about that
When the cat took your tongue, I say you took it right back
Your mouth is so big, one bite would kill a Big Mac

You talk too much You never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up

You talk about people, you don't even know
And you talk about places, you NEVER go
You talk about your girl, from head to toe
I said your mouth's moving fast, and your brain's moving slow

You talk too much You never shut up!!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up

You're the instigator, the orator of the town
You're the worst when you converse, just a big mouth clown
You talk when you're awake, I heard you talk when you sleep
Has anyone ever told you, that talk is cheap

You talk too much You never shut, up!!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Talking is the one thing, that you can do best
You told the cavity creeps, to watch out for Crest
You never have the story, right and exact
And then you always try to bore me, with your yakkity yak

You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Everyday you are out fighting someone in the street
And you're always fighting someone you know ya can't beat
Then you wonder how, you got in this mess
Just think of what you said, then take a guess

You talk too much You never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

You're always spreading rumors, whether bad or good
You're the [dang] Walter Cronkite of the neighborhood
The Barbara Walters, and the Howard Cosell
You always come around, with a story to tell

You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

Said it's everybody's business that you love to mind
And talkin to you, is like dropping a dime
You're spreading the word, like it is your job
You should be a stool pigeon, who works for the mob

You talk too much And you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up!

A big blabbermouth, that's what you are
If you were a talk show host, you'd be a star
I said your mouth is big, size extra large
And when you open it, it's like my garage

You talk too much And then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never shut up

You always like to gossip, just like a girl
You talk so [dang] much, it's outta this world
When you're reincarnated, in your second life
You won't be a man, you'll be a nagging wife

You talk too much Then you never shut up
He said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!

SHUT UP!!!
SHUT UP!!!

Twenty-five hours, eight days a week
Thirteen months outta year, is when you speak
I'm tired of listening to the garbage you talk
Why don't you find a short pier, and take a long walk

You talk too much Then you never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
You talk too much You could be, out of breath
You talk too much Man you naggin me to death
You talk too much Tired of hearing you speak
You talk too much Eight days a week
You talk too much Then you never shut up
I said you talk too much Why don't you ever SHUT UP!!!
You talk too much Then you never shut up!
I said you talk too much Homeboy you never SHUT UP!!!
Yup

Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2009, 07:54:38 PM »

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'What a difference indifference can make'-El P (Company Flow)

'I flush out more drug toxins than Golden Seal'-Big Jus (company flow)

'I replace humans like robots at a Gm factory'- El P (company flow)

I seriously have 8,000 of them.


Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2009, 09:00:33 PM »

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I'll serve your a** like John McEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the h**
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got Psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none
If you come to battle bring a shotgun!
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel, to the death
Trying to step to me, you'll take your last breath
I got the skills, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot the gift, I shoot to Kill
I came to get down, I came to get down
So get out your seat and jump around!

House of Pain - Jump Around

(That whole verse is just ridiculous)

I'm all that and then some, short dark and handsome
Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from.

A Tribed Called Quest - Scenario (Phife Dawg)

...Everybody needs to check out Big L - Da Graveyard if they want to hear the best wordplay and punchlines ever. The launguage is way too much for me to put on here, I'd probably get banned from CelticsBlog, but check it out... Big L, Lord Finesse, Microphone Nut, Jay-Z, Party Arty, Y.U. The whole song is just rap greatness... same with the 7 minute freestyle by Big L and Jay-Z.

Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2009, 09:18:30 PM »

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'What a difference indifference can make'-El P (Company Flow)

'I flush out more drug toxins than Golden Seal'-Big Jus (company flow)

'I replace humans like robots at a Gm factory'- El P (company flow)

I seriously have 8,000 of them.



Even when I say nothing it's a beautiful use of negative space - El-P (Company Flow)

Re: Favorite Hip Hop Punchline?
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2009, 10:31:03 PM »

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L's a clever threat, a lyricist who never sweat
Comparing yourself to me is like a Benz to a chevrolette

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Breakin in cribs with a chrome bar
I wasn't 'poor', I was po', I couldn't afford the 'o-r'

- Big L

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I'm creatin the ultimate verses with perfect lines
Puttin together them whether my rhyme one threat at a time
So you Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.z need to stop testin me
Cuz you know you can't "F" with me
Steppin to me with insuperior weaponry
Exposin yourself to the verbal radiations
Sayin you can defeat me is nothin but speculation
Lyrics unravel, faster than bullets travel through barrels
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Who wanna battle?
I'm bad to the bone marrow
The Earth got one sun but I walk with three shadows
With Allah, my supernatural bodyguard
Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.z couldn't touch me if they gave me a massage
MCs will compete with lyrics and beats get crushed
I'll hit you in your chest so hard, your shoulders will touch

Yo, the Canibus is an animal with a mechanical mandible
Comin to damage you, spittin understandable slang at you
I be the all seeing lyrical, hammerhead sharp peripheral
With 360 degree visual
When the signal was given, MCs get biten with venom
>From a poisonous algorithm liable to kill 'em
My style will get in 'em, way up in 'em
My face don't belong in The Source
It belongs on the shroud of turan, for certain
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It's wickeder than Satan worshippers going to Catholic church services
You heard of this
The lyrical verbalist, trash herbalist
The wrath of my cold-blooded verses is merciless
Rap snap, get your ass cracked like bear traps
Contaminate your air sacs like tear gas
And I swear black, try to battle me, you won't last
I'll turn your ass into the artist formerly known as, you gay ass Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline.
I'll blow you to ashes with tactics
Strip you naked, then make you hug a cactus, you Edited for profanity.  Please do not do it again.
So phat to be a rap star, takin pictures at music seminars
People know who you are
Now I got mad shorties that wanna call me
Because they saw me, up in The Source chillin on page 40
Put this in your CD-ROM
www dot Canibus dot com
You can find me on the internet talkin to chicks
That was sweatin me off the Music Makes Me High remix
I be talkin mad trash tryin to get 'em to laugh
See, if I click and drag long enough, I'll get the ass
Bring it bag to the lab on Mount Prospect Ave.
Let your chicken suck me off and send her home in a cab
You know how we do, liquid aluminum like the T2
Beast from the East part 2, comin to see you

This whole verse is full of punchlines it's crazy....

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so high that when ever i drop Edited.  Profanity and masked profanity are against forum rules and may result in discipline. it will land on the window of your airplane cockpit

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Canibus is raw....