Dear Readers,
The politically correct "Word Nazis" that like to use Gestapo tactics to censor the work of the insightful are at work again. It surely is a pogrom to silence my greatness.
The night my editor suspended me, he closed my notebook computer so hard the screen broke. I call that night Kristallnacht. My long suspension was like a harrowing train ride in a car cramped with hundreds of others, with no food or drink, and a destination that could only be called a concentration camp.
My critics won't be happy until ESPN.com is Jemelerein, which means free of Jemele in German, but my voice can never be exterminated. When I'm liberated from this horrible prison of suspension, I will be a wiser (and thinner) columnist. I just hope I won't be stuck writing in a frigid Russian website for years.
By the way, I'm sorry to mention Hitler in my column. Writing about the Jewish Holocaust in a flippant and insensitive way, when I spend half my time writing about others who slight African Americans and women, I should know better.
Sincerely,
Jemele Hill