well to be fair you're probably a lot healthier than me, haha
Maybe. Maybe not 
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Heineken? Sorry, I'm really bad at this, lol, and there's only one "drink" that I like, I suppose, with Mike's Hard Lemonade taking the place of Sprite, as they're similar tastes, imo, albeit without the buzz of the latter.
On another note, Non-Alcoholic Beer is even worse, btw, lol . Trust me, never drink that crap.
Try any of the various brands of hard seltzer. They come in all different 'fruity' flavors and are all under 100 calories (at either 4.2% or 5% abv). I still like a good IPA or Guinness now and then, but pretty much otherwise stick exclusively to the seltzer these days.
Does that include those "sparkling" things, lol?
Lol I don't drink either.
I went on an alternative spring break trip abroad and while coming back, pretty much everyone in my entire group (except me and 3-4 others) brought alcohol/liquor from the duty free store at the airport there, and yeah they pretty much got drunk. Safe to say the others in the waiting area weren't amused 
(And it was like 12-1 AM at the time, since we had a flight 1:45-ish lol, early morning)
Define "alternative spring break trip abroad", lol .
Back in March, during Spring Break in college it was a week long community service event I went to in some poor communities in Nicaragua. Did medical stuff (dental too). Also a service day for public health. Went with a group of about 35-40 other students and 5-10 adults (some from there too). And worked with a lot of staff there of course.
But nothing too exciting as you may have expected lol
