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Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« on: December 03, 2008, 05:09:25 PM »

Offline silvershamrocker

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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2008, 05:18:54 PM »

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Phil: Kobe here's a play I drew up for you. I want you to go through the back, the D will be pretty tight but I know you don't take no for an answer, then finish up however you want.

Kobe: For real? Permission? I'll throw down it on the face, I like that. Christmas came early this year huh Zen.
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2008, 05:23:42 PM »

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Kobe: "who do you think i am, Paul Pierce?"
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2008, 05:42:02 PM »

Offline Newguy

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Phil: "Back in 1992, MJ ran around this pick, pumped fake, crossed his defender and took it to the hole." 

Kobe: "Phil, who do you think I am?  I'm no MJ.  Never could be."

Kurt:  "Kobe, you're right.  You couldn't even hold his jock strap."
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2008, 05:48:27 PM »

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Phil: Ok guys I'm a hall of fame coach with a great winning percentage and tons of wins under my belt.  I drew up this play to win us a close one, follow it and the win will come to us (zen like)
Kobe: Coach I'm going to do whatever I want to ; get me the ball, I really don't care about winning but ME.  I wonder how much europe would pay me  ::)
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2008, 05:56:01 PM »

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Kobe:  "We're overrated. Period"

Phil:  (sighs)"Yeh...I know."
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2008, 06:01:19 PM »

Offline Schupac

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Phil:  Where'd my beard go?

Kobe:  Me and that beard had a consentual shaving.  I truly, sincerely and deeply would like to apoligize to my wife, for whom I have bought a 6million dollar diamond encrusted razor.
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2008, 06:02:58 PM »

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KBB: POH, like Edgar Allen Poe. Not POW, like when 70's Bat Man punched people.

ZM: Don't show me up. I could write a whole chapter based on that response right there.
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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2008, 06:03:42 PM »

Offline nickagneta

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Phil: So, Kobe, exactly what does Shaq's a$$ taste like??
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2008, 06:15:52 PM »

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"Look at these ringless hands Phil, LOOK AT THEM!!! You promised me we didn't need Shaq, and since he left, Ringless... LOOK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2008, 06:30:40 PM »

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Kobe:  I swear i didn't rape her!
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2008, 07:08:33 PM »

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Re: Caption This: Kobe and Phil Jackson
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2008, 11:54:20 AM »

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Quote from: silvershamrocker on December 03, 2008, 05:09:25 PM


kobe:  "shaq's ass really doesnt taste that bad coach."
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