Insult the squirrel

[cdif911]

Since we're not allowed to insult each other, I thought it was time for a thread where we could aim our venomous spew at an innocent bystander...so the rules to this thread are you either

A) Post a picture of a squirrel

or

B) Insult a pictured squirrel

I will begin by posting a picture of a squirrel

[Redz]

Drop the banana you bushy tailed rat. 

You're a sorry excuse for an animal.

You're all, "Winter's coming, I'd better hide my nuts." 

Silly freak.

And why is it you run 3 quarters of the way across the road, then when you see a car coming you turn back the other way when you wouldn't be roadkill if you'd just keep going forward?

I HATE YOU

(How's that?)

[xmuscularghandix]

Why does that squirrel have to be so unbeleivably negative ALL THE TIME, you'd think that the celtics were in the middle of a 20 game losing streak and missing the playoffs all-together. According to squirrel NOONE knows how to play defense and Doc Rivers is a complete fool. your the dumbest squirrel i've ever seen.

that was actually quite nice.

[cdif911]

Why does that squirrel have to be so unbeleivably negative ALL THE TIME, you'd think that the celtics were in the middle of a 20 game losing streak and missing the playoffs all-together. According to squirrel NOONE knows how to play defense and Doc Rivers is a complete fool. your the dumbest squirrel i've ever seen.

that was actually quite nice.

I Lol'd at that, TP and another squirrel pic:

[cdif911]

you stupid squirrel, why do you want every player on every other team to play for us?  Even guys who haven't cracked a rotation or even been on a roster in 3 years can somehow miraculously suit up and contribute here...and what's with wanting every guy who ever wore green to come back?  Seriously I liked some of them when they were here, but its time to move on squirrel

[davemonsterband]

I've killed and eaten squirrels, banana squirrel would do just fine in my tummy with some brown sugar thank you very much.

[indeedproceed]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U

Ohhhh yeah. Real %&^#$&* subtle dude. Way to not make this about you. Oh what? What? You think so? Well here is a notion: You're going to die within a year because some animal or car or natural disaster will kill you. But me? Im 6'4 buddy. Im almost 300 pounds. Cars SWERVE around me. Oh yeah. And you know what? Im a #$&#^#%@ PERSON! Winter came? Oh I didn't notice because I OWN A HEATED APARTMENT! Oh whats that you ask? Did I 'put enough away for winter'? NO! No I didn't! I didn't have to because I can go to stores and use money to pay for #$^*@ Pizza! So before you look at me again like that. You think about that. You think about that or I will %$&# gut you.

[RickyDavisfor3]

[cdif911]

you no for good lazy drunk squirrel, get a job

[Edgar]

I told u this is a sport blog and ure on the sport section..moron
If u want to talk this stuff go to current events u dumb squirrel

[Redz]

No shortage of quality squirrel images out there 

[Vineet]

I told you Vin Baker isn't a role model

[RickyDavisfor3]

[Edgar]

brushy tailed rat...funny rojoz.

[Redz]

brushy tailed rat...funny rojoz.

Well, throw a bushy tail on a rat and they'd be cute like a squirrel too, right?  Rats get a bad rap!  (ok, they carry vermin and what not, but rats need love too)