OK so 10 days have passed and I'm just as bored at work...
So let me approach this with another attempt.. again for the trade deadline
Boston receives: Cousins, N. Collison
Boston sends: Zeller, Brown, Rozier, Hunter, MEM '19, BRK '17, CLE 2nd '17
Sac receives: Kanter, Brown, Rozier, Hunter, BRK '17, CLE 2nd '17
Sac sends: Cousins, D. Collison
OKC receives: Zeller, D. Collison, MEM '19
OKC sends: Kanter, N. Collison
So the premise is that OKC are fighting for one of the lower playoff seeds, it is clear that they need to get Westbrook more help if he is to propel them to a championship, so they ship out the Kanter contract to free up the cap space to chase Griffin in the summer. In return they get a backup PG for the playoffs and a potentially very nice pick down the line.
Sacramento, as in every Cousins trade scenario, are floundering out of the playoffs and decide to cash in on him. Brown and the Nets pick are future building blocks, Kanter is a Center to replace Cousins, he is still young as well. I think they need a offensive center coming back otherwise they are going to be fielding just rookies on the frontline.
Boston cash in a lot but not all of their assets for the big man they covet. In this scenario they keep Crowder so are making a push to win a title in the next few years.
Starting lineup of:
IT
Bradley
Crowder
Horford
Cousins
with a bench of Smart, Green, JJ, Amir, KO as well as Mickey, Collison and Jackson