I got a kick out of this site. Did it a few times to see what popped up, and then tried to decide what kind of player these names could be given to in real life?
The Jeweler - because I make plays that sparkle?
The Mapmaker - because I draw up detailed plays? I do like the nicknames that start with "The" though
The Mechanic - because I fix broken teams? (hope they don't send me to the Knicks), maybe this name could fit a blue collar guy like Leon Powe
South Dakota - this name could only fit Mike Miller, or maybe Big Country Reeves (not because he's from there, but because he is Big Country).
Barkeep - I'm a crafty veteran point guard, who serves everyone up easy buckets?
Bootslayer - ? sounds kinda cool though
Sore Eyes - I don't even know...
Pistachio - because I'm an nut? Sounds like it could be a racial slur if only I was Italian...
Margarine (i got this twice in a row) - because I'm smooth like butter?
Finally I got "Hundred Dollar Bills" (and I think I'll stick with this one). This one is really appropriate because my first name is Benjamin, it's all about the Benjamins baby! Or maybe I just need to stick to one of the Wu-Tang name generators that are out there (I'm the Radiophonic Oddity
according to
http://test.recordstore.com/wuname/wuname.pl/wuname.pl or I'm the Master Observer according to
http://blazonry.com/name_generator/wuname.php)