Author Topic: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread  (Read 15300 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 04:24:10 PM »

Offline silvershamrocker

  • Jaylen Brown
  • Posts: 572
  • Tommy Points: 157
  • Believe In The Sleeve
C'mon, Sheed, you won't regret it!


"It will be fun watching the Lakers get those balloons down one at a time." - Bill Russell

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 04:24:57 PM »

Offline Redz

  • Punner
  • Global Moderator
  • Bill Russell
  • ******************************
  • Posts: 30897
  • Tommy Points: 3765
  • Yup
sheed if you come, you can play with all my toys, and we'll go mini-golfing, and bowling, and take trips to the library to pick out any new books you want, and I have Xbox360 and Wii and original nintendo - we can play Burger Time!  it will be soooo much fun, and we can do each other's hair and nails (toes only, no one will know) and we'll make grilled cheese sandwiches and we'll go to 7-11 and get slurpees, and on road trips, I'll call you every night and sing you lullabies so you can sleep....


Slumber parties?

But will you carry his books in the hall? Or his jock for that matter?
Yup

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2009, 04:38:42 PM »

Offline youcanthandlethetruth113

  • Bill Walton
  • *
  • Posts: 1086
  • Tommy Points: 153
Hey Sheed, you like championship rings?
"Perk is not an alley-oop guy" - Tommy Heinson - Feb 27th 2008 vs. Cleveland

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2009, 04:41:29 PM »

Offline BudweiserCeltic

  • Dennis Johnson
  • ******************
  • Posts: 18699
  • Tommy Points: 1818
I'll suck your toes Sheed (if you're into that).

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #19 on: July 02, 2009, 04:42:52 PM »

Offline vagrantwade

  • Jaylen Brown
  • Posts: 560
  • Tommy Points: 42

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #20 on: July 02, 2009, 04:44:32 PM »

Offline Drucci

  • Global Moderator
  • Tiny Archibald
  • *******
  • Posts: 7223
  • Tommy Points: 439
Need 4 Sheed!



Keeping my fingers crossed though, I don't want to feel that it's a done deal and get disappointed in the end.

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #21 on: July 02, 2009, 04:48:02 PM »

Offline BBS

  • Al Horford
  • Posts: 425
  • Tommy Points: 11
 I remember just before the beginning of free agentcy started ESPN had all there so called experts on and everyone of them said that Sheed was the guy that would put whatever contenter he went to in the best position to win it all. So since then we've all heard the rumors Boston being the team that is going all out to get him. Well since this rumor has started ESPN has seemed to back way off there SHEED to deside which contenter becomes the favorite for the title next season. So far off that I just watched them just go through every big named free agent left to sign but SHEED. Is it cuz he isn't going to Clevland or LA? 
 
Then I start watching ESPN's outside the lines and of course Bob Leve(sp) is out and the Jay (I'm in the tank for the Cavs) Crawford is hosting and he asks what is the impact of Shaq going to the Cavs and what if they get Artest also? Chris Broussard who says if the Cavs get Artest they are the best in the league favorites to win it all, also said it would be like a traveling circus something we havent seen since the Jordan Bulls with Pippen and Rodman but greater cuz we live in a day where there it's 247 sports on tv.

So why is it that Sheed is no longer the guy that would put whatever contender he goes to over the top? What happend in 48 hours that took him out of that spot? I have no idea can someone tell me? SO ESPN WHAT HAPPENED? COULD IT BE CUZ HE IS ON HIS WAY TO BOSTON!!
« Last Edit: July 02, 2009, 04:55:08 PM by BBS »

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #22 on: July 02, 2009, 04:52:22 PM »

Offline screwedupmaniac

  • Jayson Tatum
  • Posts: 934
  • Tommy Points: 205
Dear Rasheed,

If you are reading, please fast forward to the 1:12 mark of the following video...words alone cannot express how much we need you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk-7n1hdK3M&feature=player_embedded

Sincerely,
Screwedupmaniac  ;D

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #23 on: July 02, 2009, 04:57:48 PM »

Offline indeedproceed

  • In The Rafters
  • James Naismith
  • *********************************
  • Posts: 42583
  • Tommy Points: 2756
  • You ain't the boss of the freakin' bedclothes.
Dear Rasheed,

My thoughts towards you are best summed up by the immortal works of Meat Loaf:

We want you (we want you)
We need you (we need you)
But-there ain't no way we're ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Come to Boston and play for a winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Tf2lQvDz0

"You've gotta respect a 15-percent 3-point shooter. A guy
like that is always lethal." - Evan 'The God' Turner

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #24 on: July 02, 2009, 05:03:23 PM »

Offline screwedupmaniac

  • Jayson Tatum
  • Posts: 934
  • Tommy Points: 205
Dear Rasheed,

My thoughts towards you are best summed up by the immortal works of Meat Loaf:

We want you (we want you)
We need you (we need you)
But-there ain't no way we're ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Come to Boston and play for a winner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_Tf2lQvDz0
i don't know man, i think i'm gonna love having sheed in green (if it happens) haha

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #25 on: July 02, 2009, 05:04:38 PM »

Offline celticinorlando

  • John Havlicek
  • ****************************
  • Posts: 28041
  • Tommy Points: 638
  • MASTER OF PANIC
i am already tired of the cavs talk...come on sheed and bring mcdyess

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #26 on: July 02, 2009, 05:12:38 PM »

Offline Redz

  • Punner
  • Global Moderator
  • Bill Russell
  • ******************************
  • Posts: 30897
  • Tommy Points: 3765
  • Yup
Everybody do do do do do do need a Sheed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7XA0h6HeOw
Yup

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #27 on: July 02, 2009, 05:19:11 PM »

Offline lon3lytoaster

  • Antoine Walker
  • ****
  • Posts: 4608
  • Tommy Points: 157
  • Word aapp!
Rasheed, I took sometime and drew you this picture of what WILL happen if you sign with the Celtics.



Alright, things to note..

  • Obviously, we release a new jersey
  • Sadly, Sheed's bald spot does not grow in, but he looks good in green no one notices.
  • We beat the Lakers in the Finals, probably a sweep the cystal ball is a little hazy at this second
  • Kobe Bean Bryant turns into a manac depressive after realizing he cannot beat the Celtics as a member of the LA Lakers
  • There are no lakes in LA.
  • Kobe realizes this as well, and developes an addiction to Krispy Cream Donuts, and bloats to 824 LBS, quite ironic, no?
  • Lon3lytoaster's MS Paint predictions are usually always correct.

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #28 on: July 02, 2009, 05:20:59 PM »

Offline BBS

  • Al Horford
  • Posts: 425
  • Tommy Points: 11
Rasheed, I took sometime and drew you this picture of what WILL happen if you sign with the Celtics.



Alright, things to note..

  • Obviously, we release a new jersey
  • Sadly, Sheed's bald spot does not grow in, but he looks good in green no one notices.
  • We beat the Lakers in the Finals, probably a sweep the cystal ball is a little hazy at this second
  • Kobe Bean Bryant turns into a manac depressive after realizing he cannot beat the Celtics as a member of the LA Lakers
  • There are no lakes in LA.
  • Kobe realizes this as well, and developes an addiction to Krispy Cream Donuts, and bloats to 824 LBS, quite ironic, no?
  • Lon3lytoaster's MS Paint predictions are usually always correct.

BEST PIC OF THE YEAR RIGHT HERE. TP 4U. you go to art school.  ;D

Re: The Official "Please Take The Offer Sheed" Thread
« Reply #29 on: July 02, 2009, 05:22:37 PM »

Offline crownsy

  • Don Nelson
  • ********
  • Posts: 8469
  • Tommy Points: 157
Rasheed, I took sometime and drew you this picture of what WILL happen if you sign with the Celtics.



Alright, things to note..

  • Obviously, we release a new jersey
  • Sadly, Sheed's bald spot does not grow in, but he looks good in green no one notices.
  • We beat the Lakers in the Finals, probably a sweep the cystal ball is a little hazy at this second
  • Kobe Bean Bryant turns into a manac depressive after realizing he cannot beat the Celtics as a member of the LA Lakers
  • There are no lakes in LA.
  • Kobe realizes this as well, and developes an addiction to Krispy Cream Donuts, and bloats to 824 LBS, quite ironic, no?
  • Lon3lytoaster's MS Paint predictions are usually always correct.

New leader for post of the year, TP!!
“I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you’re safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid.” – Tyrion