How do you catch an elephant?
Surprised no one's asked this yet (yes unfortunately I had the time to read this whole thread).
With an elephan net?
U wait till hes taking a bath and catch it wet.
Dig a big hole and fill it with ashes.
Get a can of peas and put them around the hole.
When an elephant comes to take a pea, kick him in the x H.
You will need a pair of binoculars, a milk bottle, and a clothespin. First, find an elephant. When you've located one, pull out your binoculars, and look at the elephant through them THE WRONG WAY. Now, simply take out the clothespin and use it to pick up the ITTY BITTY ELEPHANT, and drop it into the milk bottle
You put a police stop for the Volkswagon
Pfeeww i dont know if its right that i still have 5 more answert to this one
How do you catch an Edgar
You put Elephant jokes on the Internet