1) Roy's handlebar mustashe. I've seen it, and he looks like a villan from Rocky and Bullwinkle.
2) Edgar's embarassingly tiny girl hands. Funny story, for three years he did "hand ins" for women in movies when they'd need to type on a computer. Since many of the actresses had never needed to type anything before, they were clueless what to do. Edgar put himself through college by filling in for Sandra Bullock in "The Net".
3) Shaq's 37th birthday party. He just had it this past march. But he can't wait for his 40th. Its in less than three short years. That's right. Shaq turns 40 in less than three years. Its funny, because because right around the time he turns 40, the first NBA player for was born AFTER Shaq was drafted will join the NBA. Once again, Shaquille O'Neal, Portland's starting center, will be 4 in under 3 years.