Ask Edgar

[Edgar]

Dear Edgar

What will be today's winning Lotto numbers in VA?  (And I will split the winnings with you 80/20)

Dear Wide Loads

I am millionare in happyness
No need for mundane things
Never use the power to achieve monetary goals

Didnt this guy teach u something


now 50/50 we can talk
 

Saludos

Edgar

No, he didn't.

70/30

Dear wide

Shame on u

60/40

[Redz]

Dear Edgar,

My neighbor's dog has no nose.  How does he smell?

(you'd better get this one right  )

Sincerely,

Nosey

Dear Nosey

If he does it like both of mine

youd better use this one

 

Saludos

Edgar

Indeed, indeed.  I must say, you're batting 1.000 so far...(not that I had any doubts in your ability to answer any and all questions)

[Lucky17]

Dear Edgar,

Does her butt look big in that? [I can't stall her forever, she's expecting an answer.]

Thanks,
Lucky

[Edgar]

Dear Edgar,

Does her butt look big in that? [I can't stall her forever, she's expecting an answer.]

Thanks,
Lucky

Dear Lucky

"Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave"

To answer that is tougher than to be a war hero
he answers that question in 1818
last man who did it
ask him


another classic case is one girl called Lorena who use to live with some Bobbit guy who answer her that question once

Saludos

Edgar

[Lucky17]

To answer that is tougher than to be a war hero

LOL, If I go MIA for a while, you'll know what happened.

TP for you.

[ssspence]

Dear Edgar,

I've often wondered what makes Gabe Pruitt so happy all the time.

He's not playing much, and the global economic environment and general climate is decidely shaky at the moment. Why so smiley?

Thanks for the knowledge,

ssspence

Dear sspence

3 steps happines

1 step
Gabe Pruitt
was eventually selected by the Boston Celtics in the 2nd round with the 32nd overall selection.

2 step

hes part of history now.

3rd step

becoming the "My boy" replacing the goner DW.


what not to smile about?
 

Saludos

Edgar

Edgar,

All three are very sensible. Nothing like being selected by Ainge passed the 20th pick. Means you're better than you thought you were 30 minutes before.

Gracias...

[ACF]

Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar

Dear TP Beggar

Thanks for your question
Could u please send me here in a no question mway
the two winners of this last two days and the No.
of tps earned
U know
Edgar knows everything but will not leave this
lonely hearts alone and have a couple of good answers
to cook in here
 

Saludos

Edgar

Last two winners were HDM and TPB (me) 
14 TP's for HDM and 11 for me.
Edgar? I love you. No, I really do 
 

-TPB

Dear ACF


Conceded


Saludos

Edgar

Gracias, seņor.

[Gainesville Celtic]

Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark

[Gainesville Celtic]

And for the love of god, where is the fantastic, mind-numbing, but always funny...

scrolling text from this summer's Fake CelticsBlog Draft?!?!

[Roy Hobbs]

Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark

Even the mighty Edgar knows that Head to Head is the best indicator of success.

[Gainesville Celtic]

Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark

Even the mighty Edgar knows that Head to Head is the best indicator of success.

Something I'd expect the Lakers to say after the x-mas game, but not a Celtic legend like you Hobbs 

BTW, I've been busy at work lately but want to -- at the midway point of the season -- dust of the the Fake Celticsblog draft, Your Orlando Magics are looking even better now than they did then!

[Redz]

Why is the pickle so angry?

[Gainesville Celtic]

cuz he drafted Michael Beasley with his first pick?!? (appologies to Edgar, this isn't Ask Gainesville Celtic  )

[Edgar]

Why is the pickle so angry?

Dear Redz
seems like someone hide his



Edgar


p.S. and thanks Gainsville Celtics, maybe Roy should Ask Edgar his picks next year  [/color]

[Edgar]

Dear all

Ask Edgar happily remembers his writers, lonely souls, happy campers and all CB in general that we are a daily weekly column.
And opens from monday thru friday only from 8.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. El Salvadors time.

No way I cant keep the pace if it isnt in my worktime...


Peace and saludos

Edgar


p.s. 2 hours more to go today.......