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Title: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 22, 2009, 05:14:44 PM
Post any and all questions for Edgar here.  He will answer questions promptly, in multiple languages, and with utter disregard for accuracy or political correctness.

I'll start:
-------------------------

Dear Edgar,

My deli secretly replaced the chives in the cream cheese with scallions.  Should I be concerned?

Sincerely,

Chivey in Chatham
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: indeedproceed on January 22, 2009, 05:17:06 PM
This is awesome.


Dear Edgar: My dog always used to love a little bit of beer in his doggie bowl. Recently, he got a taste of some margarita by stealing it off the table. What should I be more concerned about, that my dog seemingly likes margaritas more than beer now, or that he gets up on the table?

Thanks,
Dudes Don't Drink 'Ritas
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on January 22, 2009, 05:19:03 PM
You beat me to it Redz.

Dear Edgar,

I still don't know what to do. And since dumping isn't an option, I seek further advice.

Regards, maestro with a cigarette in hand.

TP Redz and IP, hilarious stuff.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 22, 2009, 05:21:55 PM
Dear Edgar,

Where the hell are you?

Inquiring minds are awaiting your answers.

Hugs and kisses,

Redz  :-*

(man I hope you enjoy this as much as the rest of us are)  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on January 22, 2009, 05:31:01 PM
Dear Edgar,

Just a question that's been keeping me up at nights. If a Native American warrior, an Olmec warrior, an Aztec warrior, a Mayan warrior, and an Incan warrior all got into a Mixed Martial Arts Octagon and had a fight to the death, who would be crowned the Western Hemisphere's Baddest Bad Ass Ancient Warrior?

Thanks
Nick

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on January 22, 2009, 05:35:10 PM
Dear Edgar,

Darth Vader v Gandalf - put us out of our misery and tells us who wins.

Regards, maestro with the one ring in hand.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Jeff on January 22, 2009, 05:36:50 PM
Edgar,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:38:38 PM
Dear all

It will be my pleasure to join this thread will all of u
and share your problems, sentiment, wishes, doubts and specially stupid questions
u will have
I will love to answer every one of u
So yes...just come here and trust Edgar
He knows.....


So Lets start........ ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on January 22, 2009, 05:39:53 PM
Dear Edgar,


WHERE"S MY COFFEE??!!??

Yours Humbly
Nick
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 22, 2009, 05:40:05 PM
Dear all

It will be my pleasure to join this thread will all of u
and share your problems, sentiment, wishes, doubts and specially stupid questions
u will have
I will love to answer every one of u
So yes...just come here and trust Edgar
He knows.....


So Lets start........ ;D

Impart your wisdom upon us
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:42:04 PM
Post any and all questions for Edgar here.  He will answer questions promptly, in multiple languages, and with utter disregard for accuracy or political correctness.

I'll start:
-------------------------

Dear Edgar,

My deli secretly replaced the chives in the cream cheese with scallions.  Should I be concerned?

Sincerely,

Chivey in Chatham

Dear Chivey in Chatam

No way a scallion is trustable, i know some (http://static.flickr.com/45/136346096_847f4c9784.jpg)
let them know u know and black mail them
unless they go back to chivey

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on January 22, 2009, 05:43:03 PM
Don't want to derail what will probably become one of this site's best threads, but isn't it amazing the creativity on this site in regards to making threads when there's a complete lack of anything to talk about because the Celtics are on another winning streak and another thread about "Wow, they really played great last night" just won't cut it?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Jeff on January 22, 2009, 05:43:52 PM
best thread ever

Edgar, how is it that you are so awesome?  Please answer only in binary code or smoke signals.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 22, 2009, 05:45:06 PM
Don't want to derail what will probably become one of this site's best threads, but isn't it amazing the creativity on this site in regards to making threads when there's a complete lack of anything to talk about because the Celtics are on another winning streak and another thread about "Wow, they really played great last night" just won't cut it?

I'm pretty much out of ways to express disappointment in Tony Allen, or coming up with reasons why Scal deserves or doesn't deserve PT...I'll just let Edgar speak for me..It's so much easier!

I reckon this will have Edgar in his rightful place on the TP chart in no time  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:46:02 PM
This is awesome.


Dear Edgar: My dog always used to love a little bit of beer in his doggie bowl. Recently, he got a taste of some margarita by stealing it off the table. What should I be more concerned about, that my dog seemingly likes margaritas more than beer now, or that he gets up on the table?

Thanks,
Dudes Don't Drink 'Ritas

Dear
Dudes dont drink ritas

Its just ok to like margaritas, one or two from time to time
you just HAVE to start worrying as soon as he start sitting like this
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHLr9nhJTZAAKAejzbkF/SIG=12hmlcmo7/EXP=1232750699/**http%3A//www.chattablogs.com/holtonian/archives/gay%2520dog.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Andy Jick on January 22, 2009, 05:47:41 PM
Edgar,

Zone or man-to-man?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Jeff on January 22, 2009, 05:52:12 PM
Dear Edgar,

How do I explain to this spammer how he got it wrong?

Quote
I have visited your page and I think that the "Celtic Friends Network"
could be of interest to you and/or your website visitors. Visit us at
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

Here are a few things that may interest you:
You can create a personal page and post links back to your site.
You can create blogs that origionate from a Celtic site.
You can join in on the discussions in our forums.
You can post music & videos.
You can make friends and build better business relations.
You can visit the pages of top Celtic artists and craftsmen.
And much more!

Peace be the journey,
Shane Clark
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

(note, Shane Clark is of no relation to me)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:52:53 PM
You beat me to it Redz.

Dear Edgar,

I still don't know what to do. And since dumping isn't an option, I seek further advice.

Regards, maestro with a cigarette in hand.

TP Redz and IP, hilarious stuff.


Dear Maestro

Use this t shirts and tell me if this works

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF6d.HhJoEABXG6jzbkF/SIG=12gg6spcd/EXP=1232751133/**http%3A//img520.imageshack.us/img520/6153/quitsmoking05uf4.jpg)
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDsz.HhJxE4AoaCjzbkF/SIG=12gqbcqad/EXP=1232751027/**http%3A//img520.imageshack.us/img520/2881/quitsmoking06kz7.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar


(P.s. did I ever told u some of this aswers will be borderline badtaste as acid but good hearted)  :-[   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:54:52 PM
Dear Edgar,

Where the hell are you?

Inquiring minds are awaiting your answers.

Hugs and kisses,

Redz  :-*

(man I hope you enjoy this as much as the rest of us are)  ;D

dear Redz

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bI8U.XhJb10AOE2jzbkF/SIG=12r7t6k80/EXP=1232751252/**http%3A//www.mapsofworld.com/el-salvador/maps/elsalvador-location-map.jpg)here

Next

Edgar


p.s. I love it. thanks   :-[
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 05:58:40 PM
Dear Edgar,

Just a question that's been keeping me up at nights. If a Native American warrior, an Olmec warrior, an Aztec warrior, a Mayan warrior, and an Incan warrior all got into a Mixed Martial Arts Octagon and had a fight to the death, who would be crowned the Western Hemisphere's Baddest Bad Ass Ancient Warrior?

Thanks
Nick



Dear Nick

Ask how caupolican dies  ;)
then u will have your answer

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:03:15 PM
Dear Edgar,

Darth Vader v Gandalf - put us out of our misery and tells us who wins.

Regards, maestro with the one ring in hand.


Dear Maestro

Prime time Gandalf vrs prime time vader
technical draw.

but i dare anyone to guess who the agent capable of bring those two together is

U got it

(http://static.flickr.com/3263/2565345382_d9a226b84c.jpg)


Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:07:44 PM
Edgar,

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

dear jefe

This was answered b4 by a chinesse wise man...whose name i cant remember


I love it by the way
thanks for this question  ;D


It depends on three factors:


The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

It depends on how good his dentures are!

A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

Um....... 23????

Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:11:29 PM
Dear Edgar,


WHERE"S MY COFFEE??!!??

Yours Humbly
Nick


dear Nick

will be ready soon...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3147/3010217025_83223d6f8d.jpg)
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:20:43 PM
best thread ever

Edgar, how is it that you are so awesome?  Please answer only in binary code or smoke signals.



Dear Jeff
01111001011011110000110100001010 ?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1431/1442866446_5366ca96cf.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:24:48 PM
Edgar,

Zone or man-to-man?


Dear Andy Jick

Theres no way u are going to make me answer Man to man

 :-*

Saludos

Edgar  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Tnerb02 on January 22, 2009, 06:25:05 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why are you my hero?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:27:13 PM
Dear Edgar,

How do I explain to this spammer how he got it wrong?

Quote
I have visited your page and I think that the "Celtic Friends Network"
could be of interest to you and/or your website visitors. Visit us at
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

Here are a few things that may interest you:
You can create a personal page and post links back to your site.
You can create blogs that origionate from a Celtic site.
You can join in on the discussions in our forums.
You can post music & videos.
You can make friends and build better business relations.
You can visit the pages of top Celtic artists and craftsmen.
And much more!

Peace be the journey,
Shane Clark
http://celticnetwork.ning.com

(note, Shane Clark is of no relation to me)

Dear Jeff

Answer him like this

Quote
Dear Shane
you dont have
Ask Edgar there

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on January 22, 2009, 06:28:21 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who has more potential, Gerald Green, Patrick O'Bryant, or the guy bagging groceries at my local supermarket?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: hwangjini_1 on January 22, 2009, 06:30:37 PM
ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:32:47 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why are you my hero?

Dear T

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_joAXlJK3gB8nujzbkF/SIG=12iac4hj7/EXP=1232753512/**http%3A//www.maxracks.com/images/ECARDS/post/29_CrazyWorld_1.jpg)
Saludos and thanks

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on January 22, 2009, 06:33:50 PM
Dear Edgar,

If Deltone West slapped you in the face, would you a) stand in silence and awe of him, b) cuddle him or c) punch him in the face?

Regards, maestro.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ManUp on January 22, 2009, 06:37:10 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who has more potential, Gerald Green, Patrick O'Bryant, or the guy bagging groceries at my local supermarket?

Does Kedrick Brown bag your groceries? I thought he was in the D-league.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:38:36 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who has more potential, Gerald Green, Patrick O'Bryant, or the guy bagging groceries at my local supermarket?

dear Roy
This is the easiest question I answered here this far
even if u already know the answer

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2355/2050008961_85642a118e.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ManUp on January 22, 2009, 06:39:36 PM
Dear Edgar,

What is the meaning of life?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on January 22, 2009, 06:41:41 PM
Dear Edgar:

37? In a row?

Love,

Dante and Randall
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on January 22, 2009, 06:42:24 PM
Dear Edgar,

Hi.


Sincerely,

BigAlTheFuture aka Your #1 fan.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:46:19 PM
ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D

Dear Hwangjini

Dont mess with the answer guy
with mundane questions....
the NSWER MUST BE PONIES, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT FITS

Everyone knows that ponies paint the polar bears white

Ponies make you cry if they stand on you

Ponies make boys have to pee after they have gone for a long ride

Ponies make girls comb their hair because when they were little they had my little ponies and they would always comb their hair, so now they just comb their own hair

Ponies make celebrities look stupid when they fall on them

Normal people look like celebrities when they ride round on ponies in downtown LA, coz only a celebrity would have a pony in down town LA

Ponies make pancakes turn brown because they dont like them green

Ponies make champagne bubble by the complex process of carbonation (please refer to wikipedia for more details)

If you squeeze a pony with two bulldozers, it will pop

If you look at a pony the wrong way, they will sit on you, and make you pop.


If U STILL HAVE DOUBTS THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
ASK REDZ 
He did all of the above and can back my answer up.

case closed.



Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Reyquila on January 22, 2009, 06:51:25 PM
Edgar, how do I put back my "Gallito de pelea" AV (picture)?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Dear Edgar,

If Deltone West slapped you in the face, would you a) stand in silence and awe of him, b) cuddle him or c) punch him in the face?

Regards, maestro.

Dear Maestro

a,b,a,thenb.then b.then a...then...a.. then a then b...
 ;D
Saludos
Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on January 22, 2009, 06:52:15 PM
ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D

Dear Hwangjini

Dont mess with the answer guy
with mundane questions....
the NSWER MUST BE PONIES, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT FITS

Everyone knows that ponies paint the polar bears white

Ponies make you cry if they stand on you

Ponies make boys have to pee after they have gone for a long ride

Ponies make girls comb their hair because when they were little they had my little ponies and they would always comb their hair, so now they just comb their own hair

Ponies make celebrities look stupid when they fall on them

Normal people look like celebrities when they ride round on ponies in downtown LA, coz only a celebrity would have a pony in down town LA

Ponies make pancakes turn brown because they dont like them green

Ponies make champagne bubble by the complex process of carbonation (please refer to wikipedia for more details)

If you squeeze a pony with two bulldozers, it will pop

If you look at a pony the wrong way, they will sit on you, and make you pop.


If U STILL HAVE DOUBTS THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
ASK REDZ 
He did all of the above and can back my answer up.

case closed.



Saludos

Edgar

Edgar. Sorry but that is the incorrect answer. The answer is "time". I think we should change this thread to ask BigAlTheFuture.  ;)

I'm still your number one fan.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:53:38 PM
ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D

Dear Hwangjini

Dont mess with the answer guy
with mundane questions....
the NSWER MUST BE PONIES, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT FITS

Everyone knows that ponies paint the polar bears white

Ponies make you cry if they stand on you

Ponies make boys have to pee after they have gone for a long ride

Ponies make girls comb their hair because when they were little they had my little ponies and they would always comb their hair, so now they just comb their own hair

Ponies make celebrities look stupid when they fall on them

Normal people look like celebrities when they ride round on ponies in downtown LA, coz only a celebrity would have a pony in down town LA

Ponies make pancakes turn brown because they dont like them green

Ponies make champagne bubble by the complex process of carbonation (please refer to wikipedia for more details)

If you squeeze a pony with two bulldozers, it will pop

If you look at a pony the wrong way, they will sit on you, and make you pop.


If U STILL HAVE DOUBTS THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
ASK REDZ 
He did all of the above and can back my answer up.

case closed.



Saludos

Edgar

Edgar. Sorry but that is the incorrect answer. The answer is "time". I think we should change this thread to ask BigAlTheFuture.  ;)

I'm still your number one fan.

BLasphemic

Are u going against my PONY answer

No more soup for u

Next

P.S. theres a case that could be made about pressure being the answer here
and i knew time too, but come on...PONY PONY to fit here
cant beat that
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on January 22, 2009, 06:56:19 PM
Dear Edgar,

Is Santa Clause real?

-BigAltheFuture
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:57:34 PM
Dear Edgar,

What is the meaning of life?

Dear ManUp
(http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1921;type=avatar)

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 06:59:03 PM
Dear Edgar:

37? In a row?

Love,

Dante and Randall

Dear Dante and Randall


37+16

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: hwangjini_1 on January 22, 2009, 06:59:13 PM
ok edgar, here we go...
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?  Buena suerte  ;D

Dear Hwangjini

Dont mess with the answer guy
with mundane questions....
the NSWER MUST BE PONIES, IT IS THE ONLY THING THAT FITS

Everyone knows that ponies paint the polar bears white

Ponies make you cry if they stand on you

Ponies make boys have to pee after they have gone for a long ride

Ponies make girls comb their hair because when they were little they had my little ponies and they would always comb their hair, so now they just comb their own hair

Ponies make celebrities look stupid when they fall on them

Normal people look like celebrities when they ride round on ponies in downtown LA, coz only a celebrity would have a pony in down town LA

Ponies make pancakes turn brown because they dont like them green

Ponies make champagne bubble by the complex process of carbonation (please refer to wikipedia for more details)

If you squeeze a pony with two bulldozers, it will pop

If you look at a pony the wrong way, they will sit on you, and make you pop.


If U STILL HAVE DOUBTS THIS IS THE CORRECT ANSWER
ASK REDZ 
He did all of the above and can back my answer up.

case closed.



Saludos

Edgar

es perfecto! tengo gusto de potros. y tu?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on January 22, 2009, 07:01:25 PM
Dear Ask Edgar:

How come I get no love in the 100 Tommy Points thread? Am I still a pariah on account of the Bosh trade?

All the best,

KC
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 07:02:15 PM
Edgar, how do I put back my "Gallito de pelea" AV (picture)?

Dear Reyquila

Go personal profiles
pick forum look and layout
click over Avatar
click qhere ur avatar is on your hard drive
then click accept
then go and put that cool image u use
and after that laugh at me for making me use 3 minutes of my life
even if u already knew all of this....lol

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 07:03:42 PM
Dear Edgar,

Hi.


Sincerely,

BigAlTheFuture aka Your #1 fan.

dear big Al

after going against my pony answer
youve been detroned into No.2 fan

Hi
Edgar ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on January 22, 2009, 07:05:25 PM
Dear Edgar,

Hi.


Sincerely,

BigAlTheFuture aka Your #1 fan.

dear big Al

after going against my pony answer
youve been detroned into No.2 fan

Hi
Edgar ;D

Dear Edgar,

Can I take BigAltheFuture's place?

Devotedly,

KC
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 07:06:56 PM
will be back with rest of your answers soon just going out one hour to eat something
u know
we eat too............


have to get a couple of cold ones in order of ....oh well u get it its not easy to be inspired.... ;D
Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: blake on January 22, 2009, 07:11:33 PM
Six one way, or half a dozen the other?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Reyquila on January 22, 2009, 07:14:35 PM
Gracias, Edgar por la ayuda; siempre un amigo verdadero.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on January 22, 2009, 07:19:39 PM
Six one way, or half a dozen the other?
Dear Edgar,

Will you answer the above question or will you not because just like in Jeopardy where your answer has to be in the form of a question, do all questions have to be in the form of a Dear Edgar note.

Thanks

Waiting Anxiously
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ManUp on January 22, 2009, 07:25:16 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 22, 2009, 08:35:04 PM
Dear Edgar


Who cooked?  You or the little lady?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 08:36:39 PM
Dear Edgar,

Is Santa Clause real?

-BigAltheFuture

Dear BigAl

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2593986892_6a6594a6c9.jpg)

He IS

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 08:38:40 PM
Dear Ask Edgar:

How come I get no love in the 100 Tommy Points thread? Am I still a pariah on account of the Bosh trade?

All the best,

KC


Dear KC

shhhhhhhhhhhh
we forget fast  ;)
Tp and more to come


Saludos

Edgar

Dear KC
about your next question

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefYPIHlJbu0AW1OjzbkF/SIG=12fcot1t5/EXP=1232761231/**http%3A//www.gva.es/sinarcas/images/2003/SIsidro03/Sillas.JPG)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 08:48:43 PM
Six one way, or half a dozen the other?

Six one way, or half a dozen the other?
Dear Edgar,

Will you answer the above question or will you not because just like in Jeopardy where your answer has to be in the form of a question, do all questions have to be in the form of a Dear Edgar note.

Thanks

Waiting Anxiously


Dear Blake
and Dear Waiting Anxiously

Dear
WA I will answer this as the last one without noticing the way of asking... ;D

Dear Blake
Language is rarely, if ever, logical
So
None
I am a third party

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Schupac on January 22, 2009, 08:49:49 PM
Dear Edgar,

no really, does that look normal to you?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 22, 2009, 09:03:29 PM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?

Inquisitively,

Socrates
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 09:04:18 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why did the chicken cross the road?


Dear ManUp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aE6ueTZ87I
Kids never lie

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 09:10:59 PM
Dear Edgar


Who cooked?  You or the little lady?

Dear Wide

Guess Who? :-X
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDoOJ3lJslsABE2jzbkF/SIG=12cvqn6nv/EXP=1232763022/**http%3A//www.activityvillage.co.uk/Little_Girl_Cooking.jpg)
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 22, 2009, 09:12:42 PM
Dear Edgar,

no really, does that look normal to you?

Dear Shupac

As long as it looks normal to Redz
 ;D

And i am covered there

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 22, 2009, 09:23:30 PM
Dear Edgar


Should I chat with my wife in the hospital or with the gang in the CB game chat?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 22, 2009, 10:10:37 PM
Dear Edgar,

First time caller long time fan...
 
A) How many Lakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

B) Exactly what is possible?

Thanks,

Brian Scalabrine's beard
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Celtic on January 22, 2009, 11:02:46 PM
Dear Edgar,

I am traveling to Nicaragua next month, and may be a little concerned with safety, am I just overreacting?

Celtic
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on January 22, 2009, 11:20:26 PM
Dear Edgar,

Is Santa Clause real?

-BigAltheFuture

Dear BigAl

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2593986892_6a6594a6c9.jpg)

He IS

Edgar


TP.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on January 22, 2009, 11:28:40 PM
Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 ;) ;D


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RebusRankin on January 22, 2009, 11:31:11 PM
Dear Edgar,

Where do babies come from?

Thanks,

Inquisitive Child
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 23, 2009, 08:56:23 AM
Dear Edgar


I have a Golden Retriever sitting next to me.  Is that the best dog to have sit next you?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 23, 2009, 09:18:15 AM
Edgar needs an intern!!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on January 23, 2009, 09:19:56 AM
Dear Edgar


I have a Golden Retriever sitting next to me.  Is that the best dog to have sit next you?

Oooh. Ooooh.

Can I answer this one?

Dear Wide Load,

The best dog to have sitting next to you is the one that loves you.

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on January 23, 2009, 09:31:12 AM
Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 09:33:49 AM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?

Inquisitively,

Socrates

Dear Socrates

Actually fish can talk

and are pretty darn good comediants too

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx431XlJ6zQB7f6jzbkF/SIG=13etjsu7b/EXP=1232807607/**http%3A//images.rottentomatoes.com/images/features/studiola/ellen_degeneres_finding_nemo.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 09:37:52 AM
Dear Edgar


Should I chat with my wife in the hospital or with the gang in the CB game chat?

Dear WLoads

U can chat all that u want in the Hospital

As long as it isnt game time

You can invite your wife to joins us then

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/2526564360_ae86200ae0.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 09:42:17 AM
Dear Edgar,

First time caller long time fan...
 
A) How many Lakers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

B) Exactly what is possible?

Thanks,

Brian Scalabrine's beard



Dear Hoyo de Monterrey

Nice to see u here for the first time

This is indeed a tricky question
but the answer is pretty obvious

a) No matter how many u got they will never do it.
b) http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0SO8ZgL13lJeFQBAT_7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBzcDQwMjRjBHBvcwM4BHZ0aWQDBHNsawN0aXRsZQRzZWMDc3I-/SIG=16giuqt8k/EXP=1232808075/**http%3a//video.search.yahoo.com/video/play%3fp=impossible%2bis%2bnothing%26ei=UTF-8%26fr=yfp-t-501%26SpellState=n-834811831_q-WIT2YIEuHuiZ8P3KK4yNpwAAAA%2540%2540%26tnr=21%26vid=000169107758 (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0SO8ZgL13lJeFQBAT_7w8QF;_ylu=X3oDMTBzcDQwMjRjBHBvcwM4BHZ0aWQDBHNsawN0aXRsZQRzZWMDc3I-/SIG=16giuqt8k/EXP=1232808075/**http%3a//video.search.yahoo.com/video/play%3fp=impossible%2bis%2bnothing%26ei=UTF-8%26fr=yfp-t-501%26SpellState=n-834811831_q-WIT2YIEuHuiZ8P3KK4yNpwAAAA%2540%2540%26tnr=21%26vid=000169107758)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on January 23, 2009, 09:44:04 AM
Edgar,

How did your TPs jump by approximately 40 overnight?  Is this the rebirth of the Tommy Point conspiracy?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 23, 2009, 09:47:52 AM
Edgar,

How did your TPs jump by approximately 40 overnight?  Is this the rebirth of the Tommy Point conspiracy?


Did you think these answers were free?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 23, 2009, 09:49:49 AM
Dear Edgar


Should I chat with my wife in the hospital or with the gang in the CB game chat?

Dear WLoads

U can chat all that u want in the Hospital

As long as it isnt game time

You can invite your wife to joins us then

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/2526564360_ae86200ae0.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar

CB Load and Married Load must never intersect. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxuYdzs4SS8
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 10:01:09 AM
Dear Edgar,

I am traveling to Nicaragua next month, and may be a little concerned with safety, am I just overreacting?

Celtic


Dear Celtic

I think youre over reacting unless u carry 50 persons inside.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_lH23lJLGUAaq6jzbkF/SIG=129273cl4/EXP=1232809159/**http%3A//i.esmas.com/image/0/000/004/198/autobus_NT.jpg) :-X


Kidding man..been twice last year and its calmed there
just try to avoid dangerous areas and suspicious taxi cabs
Use the hotel ones


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on January 23, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
Dear Edgar,

I've often wondered what makes Gabe Pruitt so happy all the time.

He's not playing much, and the global economic environment and general climate is decidely shaky at the moment. Why so smiley?

Thanks for the knowledge,

ssspence
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 10:17:02 AM
Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 ;) ;D


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar

Dear TP Beggar

Thanks for your question
Could u please send me here in a no question mway
the two winners of this last two days and the No.
of tps earned
U know
Edgar knows everything but will not leave this
lonely hearts alone and have a couple of good answers
to cook in here
 ;D ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 10:40:40 AM
Dear Edgar,

Where do babies come from?

Thanks,

Inquisitive Child

Dear Rebus Rankin

We all know this

(http://static.flickr.com/3044/3008278139_9bb00f13df.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 10:56:31 AM
Dear Ask Edgar:

How come I get no love in the 100 Tommy Points thread? Am I still a pariah on account of the Bosh trade?

All the best,

KC

Dear KCAt
Answer 1
2nd. Part

Congratulations!! on your 100 TP

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2341567508_85f37925ff.jpg)

we will give you your own cookie party here

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on January 23, 2009, 10:57:41 AM
Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 ;) ;D


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar

Dear TP Beggar

Thanks for your question
Could u please send me here in a no question mway
the two winners of this last two days and the No.
of tps earned
U know
Edgar knows everything but will not leave this
lonely hearts alone and have a couple of good answers
to cook in here
 ;D ;D

Saludos

Edgar


Last two winners were HDM and TPB (me)  ;)
14 TP's for HDM and 11 for me.
Edgar? I love you. No, I really do  :-*
 ;)

-TPB
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 23, 2009, 10:58:36 AM
Dear Edgar,

There's a really cute girl at work who I think is into me. We eat lunch together every once in awhile, and she recently broke up with her boyfriend. We work in different departments, and don't get to see each other that often, but she's always dropping by my desk and looking for reasons to talk to me. I'm really into her, which brings me to my question:

How did the Lakers fail to take their Celtics beating in the 1986 Finals?

Thanks,

Lifeless in Lexington
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 11:02:06 AM
Dear Edgar


I have a Golden Retriever sitting next to me.  Is that the best dog to have sit next you?


Dear Wide Load

It IS
but dont tell nick..he have a thing for boxers and i appreciatte loyalty  ;)

Love your answer Nick  ;D

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigDanz2000 on January 23, 2009, 11:10:51 AM
Dear Edgar,

I have no questions, but I am looking for answers, do you think you could help?

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 11:20:05 AM
Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Dear Roy

It is physical

Phisical on artes knees
Dunleavys legs
Delontes wrist and back
Jacksons legs
Watsons back
Barons everything..........

and then list goes on and on and on

Saludos

Edgar

P.S. On playoffs CROTORS will have the revenge and will prevail  >:(

 ;D

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoops on January 23, 2009, 11:30:51 AM
Dear Edgar -

There is a guy who works in my building who always takes dumps in the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands afterwards. Is it just me or is that really gross and irresponsible? What should I do about it?

Tambien, como se pone los marcos de accento cuando escribiendo  un blog post en espanol?

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 11:42:52 AM
Edgar,

How did your TPs jump by approximately 40 overnight?  Is this the rebirth of the Tommy Point conspiracy?


Did you think these answers were free?

Dear Roy and Wide Loads

U know this better than I do
Po supports me here

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_5u83lJJ4EA0.mjzbkF/SIG=12rb30dn2/EXP=1232815342/**http%3A//www.scruffles.net/spielberg/movies/images/pinkyAndTheBrain-1.gif)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wil on January 23, 2009, 12:07:06 PM
Dear Edgar,


Exactly how many miles would i have to travel to meet you?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 01:34:37 PM
Dear Wide

I will answer yours later because I cant watch videos in my office

lol...

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 01:48:13 PM
Dear Edgar,

I've often wondered what makes Gabe Pruitt so happy all the time.

He's not playing much, and the global economic environment and general climate is decidely shaky at the moment. Why so smiley?

Thanks for the knowledge,

ssspence

Dear sspence

3 steps happines

1 step
Gabe Pruitt
was eventually selected by the Boston Celtics in the 2nd round with the 32nd overall selection.

2 step
(http://edge.shop.com/ccimg.shop.com/230000/230000/230045/products/137277076.jpg)
hes part of history now.

3rd step

becoming the "My boy" replacing the goner DW.


what not to smile about?
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 01:50:16 PM
Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 ;) ;D


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar

Dear TP Beggar

Thanks for your question
Could u please send me here in a no question mway
the two winners of this last two days and the No.
of tps earned
U know
Edgar knows everything but will not leave this
lonely hearts alone and have a couple of good answers
to cook in here
 ;D ;D

Saludos

Edgar


Last two winners were HDM and TPB (me)  ;)
14 TP's for HDM and 11 for me.
Edgar? I love you. No, I really do  :-*
 ;)

-TPB

Dear ACF


Conceded


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 01:57:19 PM
Dear Edgar,

There's a really cute girl at work who I think is into me. We eat lunch together every once in awhile, and she recently broke up with her boyfriend. We work in different departments, and don't get to see each other that often, but she's always dropping by my desk and looking for reasons to talk to me. I'm really into her, which brings me to my question:

How did the Lakers fail to take their Celtics beating in the 1986 Finals?

Thanks,

Lifeless in Lexington

Dear Lifeless in Lexington

I have blocked 1986 in my brains I simply cant remember anything that happens that year, I simply cant , its a black hole in my BKB brain and theres no info at all about what happend that year so I probably think u have to
read this one.

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefTfEnpJorAA8.ejzbkF/SIG=12d6a4erf/EXP=1232823391/**http%3A//www.ask-girl-out.com/ask-girl-out-report-cover.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:02:35 PM
Dear Edgar -

There is a guy who works in my building who always takes dumps in the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands afterwards. Is it just me or is that really gross and irresponsible? What should I do about it?

Tambien, como se pone los marcos de accento cuando escribiendo  un blog post en espanol?



Dear hoops

send him an email with this adress

http://www.donteatpoop.com/ (http://www.donteatpoop.com/)


or make him give this guy a hi5

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefOZFHpJNyQBhQujzbkF/SIG=133o0gecd/EXP=1232823833/**http%3A//www.russellwatergardens.com/images/hydrovortex/padfilters/muckinhand.jpg)


Alt 160  161  162  163   164
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 23, 2009, 02:03:51 PM
Dear Edgar

What will be today's winning Lotto numbers in VA?  (And I will split the winnings with you 80/20)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: FLCeltsFan on January 23, 2009, 02:04:02 PM
Dear Edgar,

Is it wrong for me to emulate my favorite players (Perk and Powe) while standing in line at the store?  A couple of good blocks and fouls gets me to the front of the line quickly.

With admiration,
FL
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:07:01 PM
Dear Edgar,

I have no questions, but I am looking for answers, do you think you could help?



Dear BigDanz2000

looking for answers without questions?

use this one


(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1333/1382319986_19c3d7ece9.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:10:31 PM
Dear Edgar

What will be today's winning Lotto numbers in VA?  (And I will split the winnings with you 80/20)

Dear Wide Loads

I am millionare in happyness
No need for mundane things
Never use the power to achieve monetary goals

Didnt this guy teach u something
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefcQFnpJxhAAdxijzbkF/SIG=12vo5cj1i/EXP=1232824208/**http%3A//www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/screenshots/sc_almanac.jpg)

now 50/50 we can talk
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 23, 2009, 02:12:06 PM
Dear Edgar,

My neighbor's dog has no nose.  How does he smell?

(you'd better get this one right  ;D )

Sincerely,

Nosey
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 23, 2009, 02:14:00 PM
Dear Edgar

What will be today's winning Lotto numbers in VA?  (And I will split the winnings with you 80/20)

Dear Wide Loads

I am millionare in happyness
No need for mundane things
Never use the power to achieve monetary goals

Didnt this guy teach u something
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefcQFnpJxhAAdxijzbkF/SIG=12vo5cj1i/EXP=1232824208/**http%3A//www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/screenshots/sc_almanac.jpg)

now 50/50 we can talk
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar


No, he didn't.

70/30
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:19:56 PM
Dear Edgar,

Is it wrong for me to emulate my favorite players (Perk and Powe) while standing in line at the store?  A couple of good blocks and fouls gets me to the front of the line quickly.

With admiration,
FL

Dear Fl

Youre pretty much allowed to do everything u want to me
but try to use that power only on this two situations

a)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2333148501_8c27c99502.jpg)

b)(http://static.flickr.com/199/505567131_2bbdad7442.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:22:14 PM
Dear Edgar,

My neighbor's dog has no nose.  How does he smell?

(you'd better get this one right  ;D )

Sincerely,

Nosey

Dear Nosey

If he does it like both of mine

youd better use this one

(http://www.artfulpups.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dg_stinky.jpg)  ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:23:15 PM
Dear Edgar

What will be today's winning Lotto numbers in VA?  (And I will split the winnings with you 80/20)

Dear Wide Loads

I am millionare in happyness
No need for mundane things
Never use the power to achieve monetary goals

Didnt this guy teach u something
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefcQFnpJxhAAdxijzbkF/SIG=12vo5cj1i/EXP=1232824208/**http%3A//www.jhallman.com/bttfprops/images/stories/screenshots/sc_almanac.jpg)

now 50/50 we can talk
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar


No, he didn't.

70/30

Dear wide

Shame on u

60/40
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 23, 2009, 02:25:26 PM
Dear Edgar,

My neighbor's dog has no nose.  How does he smell?

(you'd better get this one right  ;D )

Sincerely,

Nosey

Dear Nosey

If he does it like both of mine

youd better use this one

(http://www.artfulpups.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/dg_stinky.jpg)  ;D

Saludos

Edgar

Indeed, indeed.  I must say, you're batting 1.000 so far...(not that I had any doubts in your ability to answer any and all questions)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Lucky17 on January 23, 2009, 02:30:03 PM
Dear Edgar,

Does her butt look big in that? [I can't stall her forever, she's expecting an answer.]

Thanks,
Lucky
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 02:38:49 PM
Dear Edgar,

Does her butt look big in that? [I can't stall her forever, she's expecting an answer.]

Thanks,
Lucky

Dear Lucky

"Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave"

To answer that is tougher than to be a war hero
he answers that question in 1818
last man who did it
ask him
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1387/891580233_ffa7f8f3f8.jpg)

another classic case is one girl called Lorena who use to live with some Bobbit guy who answer her that question once

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Lucky17 on January 23, 2009, 02:52:43 PM

To answer that is tougher than to be a war hero


LOL, If I go MIA for a while, you'll know what happened.

TP for you.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on January 23, 2009, 03:12:39 PM
Dear Edgar,

I've often wondered what makes Gabe Pruitt so happy all the time.

He's not playing much, and the global economic environment and general climate is decidely shaky at the moment. Why so smiley?

Thanks for the knowledge,

ssspence

Dear sspence

3 steps happines

1 step
Gabe Pruitt
was eventually selected by the Boston Celtics in the 2nd round with the 32nd overall selection.

2 step
(http://edge.shop.com/ccimg.shop.com/230000/230000/230045/products/137277076.jpg)
hes part of history now.

3rd step

becoming the "My boy" replacing the goner DW.


what not to smile about?
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar

Edgar,

All three are very sensible. Nothing like being selected by Ainge passed the 20th pick. Means you're better than you thought you were 30 minutes before.

Gracias...
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on January 23, 2009, 03:25:41 PM
Dear Edgar.

Can I have my Over/Under TP's?

Thanks in advance.

 ;) ;D


Yours truly, T.P. Beggar

Dear TP Beggar

Thanks for your question
Could u please send me here in a no question mway
the two winners of this last two days and the No.
of tps earned
U know
Edgar knows everything but will not leave this
lonely hearts alone and have a couple of good answers
to cook in here
 ;D ;D

Saludos

Edgar


Last two winners were HDM and TPB (me)  ;)
14 TP's for HDM and 11 for me.
Edgar? I love you. No, I really do  :-*
 ;)

-TPB

Dear ACF


Conceded


Saludos

Edgar

Gracias, seńor.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Gainesville Celtic on January 23, 2009, 03:54:29 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Gainesville Celtic on January 23, 2009, 03:57:40 PM
And for the love of god, where is the fantastic, mind-numbing, but always funny...

scrolling text from this summer's Fake CelticsBlog Draft?!?!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on January 23, 2009, 04:01:08 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark

Even the mighty Edgar knows that Head to Head is the best indicator of success. ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Gainesville Celtic on January 23, 2009, 04:03:15 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why can't your fantasy basketball team ever seem to beat The Naturals?  In four different leagues, you have a record of 0-4, with a cumulative 11-28 score in the various stats categories.  In the points league, you're a whopping 3256.60 points behind.  This, after your devastating loss at the hands of The Naturals in last year's staff playoffs.

What gives?  Is it mental or physical?

Edgar,

Why did Roy fail to mention that the Naturals are 8 games behind the mighty Crotors in the CelticsBlog Fantasy Season league (and 6.5 behind the mightier Ubuntu Y'all!)

- Mark

Even the mighty Edgar knows that Head to Head is the best indicator of success. ;)

Something I'd expect the Lakers to say after the x-mas game, but not a Celtic legend like you Hobbs  ;)

BTW, I've been busy at work lately but want to -- at the midway point of the season -- dust of the the Fake Celticsblog draft, Your Orlando Magics are looking even better now than they did then!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 23, 2009, 04:04:39 PM
Why is the pickle so angry?

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2332/pickle2co.jpg)

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Gainesville Celtic on January 23, 2009, 04:08:40 PM
cuz he drafted Michael Beasley with his first pick?!? (appologies to Edgar, this isn't Ask Gainesville Celtic  :-X)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 04:08:41 PM
Why is the pickle so angry?

(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2332/pickle2co.jpg)



Dear Redz
seems like someone hide his

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Edgar


p.S. and thanks Gainsville Celtics, maybe Roy should Ask Edgar his picks next year  ;)
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Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 23, 2009, 04:19:04 PM
Dear all

Ask Edgar happily remembers his writers, lonely souls, happy campers and all CB in general that we are a daily weekly column.
And opens from monday thru friday only from 8.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. El Salvadors time.

No way I cant keep the pace if it isnt in my worktime... ;)


Peace and saludos

Edgar


p.s. 2 hours more to go today.......

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on January 23, 2009, 04:35:34 PM
Dear Edgar!

I just want you to know I'm happy you
found your niche. Whenever there's
something we need to know, we'll just
ask you. Forget Google and the rest.

ASK EDGAR, FOLKS!

Sincerely, ACF

PS. It sure does help that TP count, eh?  ;)
I look forward to searching for a fitting
picture for the 1000 TP's thread  :)
That's it, I'm off to bed. Sweet dreams...
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 23, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
cuz he drafted Michael Beasley with his first pick?!? (appologies to Edgar, this isn't Ask Gainesville Celtic  :-X)

hey now...it's still early

Marbury's gonna turn my squad around...and who could have ever expected so much out of Scals?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 23, 2009, 04:44:15 PM
Dear all

Ask Edgar happily remembers his writers, lonely souls, happy campers and all CB in general that we are a daily weekly column.
And opens from monday thru friday only from 8.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. El Salvadors time.

No way I cant keep the pace if it isnt in my worktime... ;)


Peace and saludos

Edgar


p.s. 2 hours more to go today.......



I want my money back...Is there at least an emergency line?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 24, 2009, 08:48:36 AM
Dear all

Ask Edgar happily remembers his writers, lonely souls, happy campers and all CB in general that we are a daily weekly column.
And opens from monday thru friday only from 8.00 a.m. to 5.00 p.m. El Salvadors time.

No way I cant keep the pace if it isnt in my worktime... ;)


Peace and saludos

Edgar


p.s. 2 hours more to go today.......



I want my money back...Is there at least an emergency line?

Dear Redz

No refunds

I am heading to the beach as a part of
my introspective journey to serve u better

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3143/2557726753_b0bb175bec.jpg)

my little disoriented little childs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8I4zFSipKs


p.s. want to have me working early start asking now.......

 ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 24, 2009, 09:50:01 AM
I will leave something for u all to have fun during the weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIutgtzwhAc
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on January 24, 2009, 10:38:28 AM
Dear Edgar,

I come to you with a couple of questions.

1 - The Joker (Dark Knight) or Hannibal Lector (Silence of the lambs)?

2 - Eric Cantona or Dennis Bergkamp?

Regards, maestro.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 24, 2009, 12:05:29 PM
Care to explain this:

http://askedgar.com/ (http://askedgar.com/)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 24, 2009, 12:11:42 PM
Dear Edgar,

I come to you with a couple of questions.

1 - The Joker (Dark Knight) or Hannibal Lector (Silence of the lambs)?

2 - Eric Cantona or Dennis Bergkamp?

Regards, maestro.

Dear Maestro
As my wife make me miss my early trip to the beach, and make it a late trip to the beach, I will be glad to take you into the road of light, adding two important answers to the arsenal of knowledge your life will need to survive in this "lacrimarum valle" .

1. COME ON !!!

Clarissssssssssssssssssss


2. !!!

Have u ever saw David Be kicks devils behind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwW04WprZvQ

Cantona all the way and by far!!!

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on January 24, 2009, 05:27:46 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why didn't you trade me Carlos Boozer in the CB draft?  >:( >:(



BigAltheFuture
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 25, 2009, 01:45:31 PM
Care to explain this:

http://askedgar.com/ (http://askedgar.com/)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2QsnxJ7dMAECmjzbkF/SIG=12gtqr4r7/EXP=1232995344/**http%3A//www.sispge.com/immagini_comuni/under-construction.jpg) ;D
will be totally linked to CB as my plan to

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Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 25, 2009, 01:52:41 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why didn't you trade me Carlos Boozer in the CB draft?  >:( >:(



BigAltheFuture


Dear Big Al the Future
(http://users.sisna.com/lpope/Demotivators/mistakes.gif)

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 25, 2009, 02:41:23 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who taught the Mavericks how to play defense?

Sincerely,

Hubie Brown
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 25, 2009, 02:57:17 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who taught the Mavericks how to play defense?

Sincerely,

Hubie Brown

Dear Hubie Brown

Their new deffensive coach

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 ;D ;D
Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 26, 2009, 09:46:51 AM
Dear Edgar


I find a good coffee sends me flying to the bathroom for a big number 2.  Should I switch to bad coffee or reschedule my mornings?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 26, 2009, 10:16:25 AM
Dear Edgar


I find a good coffee sends me flying to the bathroom for a big number 2.  Should I switch to bad coffee or reschedule my mornings?

Dear Wide Load

theres a universal answer to this one
u must have seen it before


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recomended by Superheroes and "Ask Edgar" all over the world.

that and other good advices for life can be finded here...
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Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 26, 2009, 10:47:53 AM
the office is once again open

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3394/3184211992_bfa6752fdf.jpg)  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: TripleThreat on January 26, 2009, 12:12:46 PM
Dear Edgar,

My whole life I've been trying to figure out the answer to one of man's biggest mysteries. You're my last hope Edgar. The Universe is constantly expanding into nothing, or that is what I'm told, can something really expand into nothing? And if not, what is outside of the Universe?

Thanks,

Lost in Space
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 26, 2009, 01:30:08 PM
Dear Edgar,

My whole life I've been trying to figure out the answer to one of man's biggest mysteries. You're my last hope Edgar. The Universe is constantly expanding into nothing, or that is what I'm told, can something really expand into nothing? And if not, what is outside of the Universe?

Thanks,

Lost in Space

Dear Lost in Space

First of all thanks for that deep question
A good friend of mine K appleget use to think like this
Quote
A definition of the universe is "the expansion of space/time". That is, mass of any dimension, resulting from the Big Bang, is either carrying space/time with it, or is being carried by space/time, as it expands out from the Big Bang. The expansion of space/time into what? The expansion into nothing. There is literally nothing for space/time to expand into. We really can't even say "nothing", because "nothing" is something, it's "nothing". There is less than nothing for the universe, or universes, to expand into. It is called hyperspace, because it is a concept beyond "space". So, could we be aware of another universe of three dimensions existing along beside us, but having no connection to us? No, because the space of our universe is not the space of their universe. There is less than nothing connecting us together, and hence, we cannot detect past, or through, what isn't there, to the other universe. The two, three dimensional universes are fellow travelers, but they are not aware of each other. Each universe exists separately in space. Let me use a paragraph to more clearly explain.

Let's consider a two dimensional universe, again, being approached by another two dimensional universe. We have stated that the two dimensional universes are bent into, at least, the third dimension, a balloon. But they only know two dimensions, a flat plane. They cannot look up, or down, to be aware of the approach of the other universe. It would seem the only possible means of detection would be if the other universe was approaching on a collision course, head on. But remember, the shape of this universe is like a balloon. There is no flat plane collision course which they can see beyond their universe. They are only looking around their universe, not outward from their universe. Because there are other dimensions which they are incapable of comprehending, they cannot detect another universe. And remember, as long as the laws of physics apply as we know them, what applies to one universe applies to other universes of varying dimensions.

This brings us to the idea about whether the universe can exist at all; or anyway exist by physics as we understand physics to be.

The reader has obviously noted we have been referring to space/time. In any universe you will have these two things, space and time. One cannot exist without the other. They are inseparable twins. If you have space, you will have points in that space, whether a universe exists or not. If there are points in that space, there is time between those points. On theother hand, if you have time, that means you have something in relation to something else, such as this point to that point. Time cannot be a factor involving just one point without eventually being that point in relation to some other point. And that means if space exists, there must be time in that space; and if time exists there must be space for its existence. They are inseparable twins.

When the Big Bang took place there was no space/time prior to the event. If there had been space/time prior to the event, that space/time would need to have been created somehow. But, it is said the Big Bang was the beginning of everything. It is not said that the creation of a place (space) for the Big Bang to take place was the beginning. Ergo, there was no place for the Big Bang to take place. Logic says that if there was no place for it too take place, then it did not take place.

Also, since it is said that the Big Bang was the "beginning" of everything, then that means there was no "before". You can not have a "before" if nothing existed to be a "before". If there was no "before", then there can be no "after". When it comes to time, there need be both, "before" and "after". I know that is a hard concept to swallow, and you would like to argue the point, but think about it honestly and fairly.

And since there was no space where it could take place, and no time for it to occur, then logic (again that word) says it did not happen. But here you and I are. How do you explain that? I have no idea. But a dream occupies no space either, and a dream also plays hell with time. Yet that dream is reality at the time you visualize it. The space and time, no matter how warped each is, is real in that dream. If you question that idea, just think about the appearance of reality in some pleasurable or not so pleasurable dreams you have experienced. Perhaps time and space do not really exist. Remember, if one does not exist, neither does the other. Perhaps they are just something our brain developed for us to make sense of our surroundings. Maybe everything happened at once, instantaneously, so instantaneously that time and space were not involved. It only seems to us that they exist because that is the way our minds work. No space exists because it logically can't, and no time exists because it logically can't. If there is no space, there is no place; and if there is no time, there is no existence. That would be one explanation for deja vue, or however you spell it. Reality is only a dream, but to whom or what, created by whom or what, and for what reason. And please don't tell me loneliness.

And since we are on the idea of time. Science is trying to get us back to the Big Bang itself in order to understand the chain of events from the very first hint of a bang. Right now they are within .00000(forty some zeros) of a second of the beginning. But can they ever get back to that point. Probably not. Within increased gravity time and light slow down. This is true to the point that the difference in time has been measured between a clock on top of a sky scraper, and a clock on the street. The clock on the street will run slower because of increased gravity closer to the center of the earth. That means that back at the time of the Big Bang, when the universe was smaller than a proton, all that now creates all the gravity in the universe was located in that one unbelievably small spot, in a different form, of course, than today. This means that if there could have been an outside observer, which is impossible since there was not a place for an outside observer to be if one had been around, but if there had been one, he would notice everything going much slower as time retreated backward in reverse to that original BANG. In fact time would slow down so much as you reverse it backwards to that original BANG, that time probably becomes infinite. In other words, science will probably never be able to trace back to the time of the BANG itself because of that probable infinity of time. It is like trying to find the absolute center of a circle. A stronger microscope will constantly allow you to get more to the middle.

And another thing. Did you ever wonder about Einstein's idea that no matter which way you go, if you travel in a straight line far enough in this universe, you will end up where you started? And did you ever ask somebody, who was supposed to know the answer, "why" that was? And did they tell you, as though you were some sort of an idiot for not knowing the obvious, "because space is curved". And you felt too put down to ask the obvious next question, "What do you mean space is curved and what does that have to do with anything anyway?" So you just walked away, no wiser than before, but feeling pretty stupid. What has recently passed for a highly intelligent answer, kind of like saying time is the fourth dimension, is that you return to the place of origin because space is curved, even maybe like a "saddle". I really like that one. But, having been the victim of that answer, and having noticed on the mentors face that I was to now be satisfied with my new knowledge, and was not to play the role of an idiot any more, and quit wasting his time with such asinine questions. I walked away pondering my obvious lack of comprehension.

Well, chances are that if you have also asked that question you have learned the "expert" was no wiser than yourself because most of them don't know what "space is curved" means or why it should have any effect. They just know that is the proper answer to give, because it sounds impressive. But, I don't care if the universe is shaped like a saddle, or even if it is shaped like the horse itself; that answer explains absolutely nothing. If a creature lived in a universe shaped like a saddle and started traveling in order to reach the edge of his universe, and instead found that he had traveled right back to the point from which he started, I submit to you he was a two dimensional creature, traveling around his universe which was of a balloon shape (a balloon can be smashed down into the shape of a saddle); not a three dimensional creature who would be traveling through, not around, his universe. Such a creature, traveling through his universe, would reach the edge, or surface, and attempt to peer into the frontiers beyond, but of course he couldn't. His three dimension vision would only allow him to look back upon his three dimensional universe. There is no way he could be aware he had reached the 'edge' of his universe. Our three dimensional universe being bent into the  
shape of a saddle, or any other three dimensional shape, is not the answer to Einstein's theory.

So let's try to see if we can come up with something which makes some sense. We are not saying this is what Einstein meant; we are just attempting a possible explanation. God forbid we should try to understand Albert. But, before we attempt a more complicated explanation, let's do, for now, accept that any attempt to reach the outer edge of the universe by a traveler is going to be subject to universal gravitation. This means while traveling in the attempt to go outward, gravitational pull will be pulling on the attempt, and while it appears that the attempt is going in a straight line, it is going more like a comet in our solar system. It ends up more like an elliptical orbit, going back nearly to the point of origin.

Now let us try a more thoughtful approach to the problem. Let us go back to the Big Bang, which is called that because we can compare it to all which has happened since, and it certainly was a big bang. However at the time it occurred there was nothing to compare it to, and it could have been referred to as the big burp. (Another reason why it was a wise thing to read this paper.)

Anyway, back at the Big Bang (Burp), let us consider a one dimension universe being created. We typically think of a long straight line of only a forward and back movement, with the Big Bang having occurred in the middle. But it could not happen that way. (________.________) By that we mean, the Big Bang happening where the period is, and the end result is a one dimensional universe continuing from one end of the line to the other, through the period. In order for things to happen that way the Big Bang would have been a continuous explosion, constantly creating the one dimensional universe in both directions, until the Big Bang quit banging. But we are told it was one Big Bang, and not a continuous explosion. That means that instead of a continuous straight line forward and back. It would have kicked off two singularities in both directions. (. . .) The Big Bang occurring where the middle period is, with the two singularities where the outside periods are. While a singularity may contain any number of any dimensional universes, it is not what we are looking for. (But please remember this example because, as you have probably already guessed, it is a very intriguing concept.) So how do we get a one dimensional universe?

We have a Big Bang. As you know, an explosion can give off some thing like a, for lack of a better term, smoke ring. (O) Now, put the Big Bang in the middle of that circle which is expanding outward. Nobody said a one dimensional universe had to be a straight line. That circle is a one dimension line going only forward and back, around where the Big Bang (Burp) took place. Therefore, it has the qualifications for a one dimensional universe. A one dimension creature says, "I wonder where the edge of my universe is". And he starts walking until he reaches the edge. But lo and behold, he ends up where he started. He is completely    

perplexed. He does not understand that his universe of one dimensional mass is a circle, containing two dimensions, including right and left. Suppose the Big Bang kicked off an object like an expanding balloon, with the Big Bang having occurred in the middle. That would be the same as a two dimensional universe, except that instead of being like a flat bed sheet, it would be like the balloon. And the two dimensional creature wonders the same thing about the edge of his universe. In his attempts to walk to the edge, he too ends up back where he started from with a perplexed expression. (Evidently a perplexed expression needs only one or two dimensions to accomplish.) He does not understand his universe of two dimensional mass has three dimensions, including up and down. And suppose the Big Bang kicked off an object shaped like an expanding (?). It would be just like our three dimensional universe, except that it is not shaped like a solid ball, it is shaped like a (?). And the three dimensional creature also wonders about the edge of his universe with the same efforts previously explained. Only instead of walking, he uses a starship (Enterprise) to go where no man has gone before, the edge of the universe. And surprise, surprise, surprise, he ends up back where he started. Because he doesn't understand his universe of three dimensional mass actually has four dimensions, including yik and yak. And there you have a possible explanation. As the great man said; the universe is curved and you will end up back where you started.

But, just for the sake of another argument, let us return to the idea of gravitational pull on the attempt to reach the edge of the universe. Let us suppose the attempt uses universal escape velocity. Does he then escape his universe, since he can obviously escape gravitation, and with sufficient speed and power, reach the edge. No, I think not. I think that then he, himself, becomes the edge of his expanding universe. He does not leave it; he becomes his universe's forward scout in that particular direction. But he is still a part of his universe, having warped his universe in the direction he is going.

I would like to pose a question. Is there anything left at the point, (I use the word "point" loosely) where the Big Bang (Burp) took place. Logic says that all has expanded outward in all dimensions from that "point". Little is left at the point in the air where the grenade exploded. Why would there be much left where the Big Bang took place. Is there then a near vacuum in that spot? Nature abhors a vacuum? Does that mean the "steady state theory" applies after all? The "steady state theory" says that as matter becomes sparser in an area because of expansion, other material is formed to take its place. And, it seems that enough energy can form mass. So, is the "steady state theory" viable, or is there an empty expanding hole in the spot where the Big Bang took place?

As long as we are on the Big Bang, we should consider something else. If there was one Big Bang, there is no reason why there couldn't be an infinite (I use the word infinite loosely) number of Big Bangs. An outside observer (using the impossible as an example) might make note of them popping off all over the place. But the inside observer (using yourself as   
an example) would see nothing because, again, he can't see through what is not there to the next Big Bang. This next sentence is only a hypothesis since we don't know for sure all the physics involved in a Big Bang. Big Bangs could even be going off in the midst of our own universe without our making note of them, for the same reason a two dimensional creature could pass through another two dimensional universe without any being aware of his achievement.

Also, the Big Bang might have kicked off an infinite number of rings, balloons, (?)s, and who knows what else. All of them existing among and amid each other. None of them would be in any way be aware of the others.

Also, the Big Bang may have kicked off an infinite number of singularities, a whole bunch of little blips, each unknowable to the others, and each containing universes of infinite numbers of dimensions.

But before we end our theorizing, let's consider one more thing,

Sometimes lumpy gravy is good, most generally when the lumps are little tidbits which make the sauce more savory. However, a good cook most generally tries their best to avoid lumpy gravy. It does not take a rocket scientist to understand why the lumpy phenomenon happens. Careful observation of the combining of ingredients, along with observing the manner in which those ingredients tend to accrete in the pan during the process, is not only a treat to the nose, but also a clue to events on the cosmic scale.

We have been told, by those much more intelligent than us, that the universe is not pure in form. By that I mean the one dimensional ring universe is not a perfect shaped ring; the two dimensional balloon universe is not a perfect shaped balloon; the three dimensional-----well you get the point. In other words, all universes are lumpy. And, what's more, apparently the cook didn't care.

We may be able to detect the cause for lumpy gravy, but we are not yet able to do so for the lumpy universe. But, if we again watch the gravy being formed, we can get an idea of what might have happened to the universe as it was also being formed. The gravy we understand, but why the universe did not remain pure in form is more of a mystery to us. Astrophysicists have done an excellent job trying to make it understandable, but it just doesn't soak in as it should. For whatever reason, the universe, as it was rounding out its shape, tended to accumulate patches of mass in places, causing more density here than there, or there than here. And the more imbalance there was, naturally, gravity saw to it that the more imbalance there became. We ended up very lumpy.

Now, since the Big Bang, or Little Pop depending upon your point of observation, was, as far as we know, attempting to toss everything out in all directions evenly, these lumps hindered that attempt. Very good    theories can be set forth to say the lumps were thrown further, faster, or that the less dense mass was thrown further, faster. These theories are based upon things like dense matter vs. light matter; matter vs. antimatter; positive matter vs. negative matter; and probably things we know nothing about as of yet. But, irregardless of what was being thrown outward at the greatest speed, the universe had become lumpy; it was not pure in form. And to add to the confusion, because there were some spots of considerable less density, there were dimples as well. Lumps and dimples; we weren't pretty anymore.

In order to explain the effect this would have, let us consider a two dimensional balloon universe. (It's easier to understand the circumstances of those beneath us.) The two dimensional creature thinks his universe is, as we have inferred previously, a flat plane. Little does the poor ignorant fellow know that his universe is bent into the third dimension, and is shaped like a balloon. He does not know that his two dimensional vision is detecting sights coming at him around a curve. Finally however, we are able to convince him of the rightness of our argument. But then we tell him that his balloon has lumps and dimples. Indignantly he asks how this can be when he obviously detects no such flaws. He doesn't understand that his two dimensional vision is still operating the same as before. The sights are coming at him up and over lumps, and down and up dimples, as though they were flat planes. He lives on a balloon covered with lumps and dimples, and what he detects with his two dimensional vision is existence on a flat plane.

We have been told by those who know, there are wrinkles in the universe. Now we can see the truth of there teachings. But this enlightenment we now possess leads to further theories.

If for instance, our two dimensional creature is standing on one side of a dimple, or wrinkle, and he sees a gorgeous creature opposite him on the other side, he thinks, looking down one side of the wrinkle and up the other as though he was looking straight ahead on a flat plane, that she is some distance away. So he might as well forget about her. But now we know this is not so. Actually that gorgeous creature is very close, just across the wrinkle. But his universe does not occupy the space of that wrinkle, and in order for him to take that shortcut, he must use the third dimension, which he does not understand and cannot do.

Remember, what is true for one dimension is true for all. This means there are shortcuts in our own universe just as the experts have been trying to tell us for years. But how does a creature go about utilizing a shortcut without use of the next highest dimension? Obviously, that usage is not available to us at the present, and based upon our present knowledge of physics, never will be. But is there some other method? This is one of the wormhole theories espoused by some.

Let us suppose, in the side of that two dimensional wrinkle, or dimple, there was a two dimensional black hole. Because of its great gravitational  mass, it is going to be attracted to everything around it, sucking in two dimensional mass like a football player at a training table. But then what happens? A black hole is part of its universe, not apart from its universe. There is a possibility it would, at that point violate the laws of its universe, exiting the snarfed up mass beyond the boundaries of its two dimensional universal home, expanding that two dimensional universe to match the expansion of the exiting mass. It might expand across the dimple, but only if it could somehow reach an opposite pole of some type on the other side. If there was a possibility this would happen, I believe the two black holes would polarize and connect, creating the proverbial wormhole. Again, I believe the polarization would be a necessity. Thus would the shortcut to the other side of the dimple be created. But it would not seem to be a part of the two dimensional universe, since the connection could not be detected. Now, how such a wormhole could be utilized is another matter.

A shortcut can only be used if it is still a part of the universe being traversed. It is not possible, again with our present understanding of physics, to "jump", or cross great distances utilizing higher dimensions.

One more thing we should consider, these lumps and dimples probably penetrate a multitude of higher dimensions. For example; a one dimensional ring universe would not only have lumps and dimples extending to the right and left (second dimension) of the ring, but up and down as well (third dimension). But the creature of that one dimensional ringed universe would only perceive, with his one dimensional vision, line ahead sight, his universe as a straight line.

All this means, our universe, shaped into the fourth dimension, is not of a pure form. It has lumps and dimples making short distances look as though they are much longer. But we cannot detect the lumps and dimples with our present knowledge, nor can we utilize a wormhole, if such things exist. The lumps and dimples extending into higher dimensions are a given; the wormholes are only a possibility.

There is something else we must consider before dropping this topic for the moment, and that is the string theory. The newest bit of gossip around any campus would have to do with the M theory which makes many predictions of what should be expected if the string theory is to hold water. One of the ideas is that the vibrating strings are loose ends, each end locked into its universe, but, gravitons are closed strings, not locked into any universe. The equation predictions are that a graviton of such a nature would be able to pass from one universe to another. This assumes parallel universes and higher dimensions of which we have been speaking. This would explain the elusive graviton very well. However, I believe there is one more quality needed to explain this concept. I believe the graviton must be of no mass, nor of any dimensions. A crazy concept. But if vibrating strings are responsible for everything of which we have knowledge, why not a closed string which vibrates to create no mass or dimension? It would seem that only then would it be able to pass from universe to universe  being applicable in a universe of whatever dimension it might find itself. The graviton would then be the cosmological particle acting the same in all universes of any type. It would be the cosmological unifier.

There is one other concept discussed in the string theory of which I would like to take some interest, and that is the membrane, or brane theory. It is proposed that the big bang, or little pop, might have been created by two membranes, upon one of which several universes might exist, bumping into each other, causing this huge big bang. My problem is that one membrane should pass right thru another without any reaction. There does seem to be considerable discussion about this concept.

I THINK WE CAN SEE THAT THE COSMOS IS BEYOND THE UNDERSTANDING OF MAN. WE CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS THE FOURTH DIMENSION, EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE ALL SORTS OF CLUES ABOUT OBJECTS WHICH WOULD EXIST IN SUCH A PLACE. IF WE CANNOT UNDERSTAND OUR COSMOLOGICAL HISTORY AND ENVIRONMENT, IS IT POSSIBLE THAT WE ARE BEING SOMEWHAT CONCEITED TO THINK WE MUST BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER BEHIND IT ALL. IF THE COSMOS IS BEYOND THE UNDERSTANDING OF MAN, THEN LOGIC DICTATES THAT WHATEVER TYPE OF POWER IS BEHIND IT IS ALSO BEYOND THAT UNDERSTANDING.

HOW VAIN MUST MAN BE, TO THINK HE CAN UNDERSTAND THE ENTIRE COSMOS, AS WELL AS THE POWER, WHATEVER IT IS, BEHIND THAT COSMOS.

But we must try, it is our nature.


So after that
I decided to beleive in
other frien of mine
Mr Will smith

Universe is expandind into a locker
and outside is MIB office
(http://www.main.com/~anns/other/gjmovie/gjmib.jpg)

 ;D
Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on January 26, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
Dear Edgar:

When did Rajon Rondo become overrated? For that matter, when did he become rated?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RebusRankin on January 26, 2009, 01:48:38 PM
Dear Edgar,

I am a die hard Celtics fan. Recently, I met a girl. She is stop traffic beautiful, rich, generous, intelligent, has a great sense of humour and loves sports. However she is a Lakers fan. What do I do?

Confused in Green
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 26, 2009, 03:42:35 PM
Dear Edgar:

When did Rajon Rondo become overrated? For that matter, when did he become rated?

Dear KC

1) Rated

Circa 2002
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx78Hn5Jgh0BmwOjzbkF/SIG=12c5sb8nt/EXP=1233088636/**http%3A//media.scout.com/Media/Player/25_RajonRondoMLK.JPG)

2) Overloved
(Never Overrated)

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3116/2593599865_1fc4bca887.jpg)

Circa 2008

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Prof. Clutch on January 26, 2009, 04:28:59 PM
Edgar,
in the alternative universe where all of the horrible things that have happened to the celtics in the last 23 or so years didn't happen, what would the current celtics roster be?

Thanks,

Señor Clutch
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on January 26, 2009, 08:21:58 PM
Dear Edgar

What would you do if you met a JIBBOO?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 26, 2009, 08:46:50 PM
Oh Fantabulous One,

I have just been granted 3 wishes.  Whatever ever shall I command? (and don't say give them to Edgar  ;) , Hobbs maybe, but not Edgar  ;D )

Dilapidatedly yours,

Redz
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 08:37:33 AM
Dear Edgar,

I am a die hard Celtics fan. Recently, I met a girl. She is stop traffic beautiful, rich, generous, intelligent, has a great sense of humour and loves sports. However she is a Lakers fan. What do I do?

Confused in Green


Dear Confused in Green


Shes beautifull 10%                 So who cares at first sight the color of the shirt
Shes rich      99% kidding man 10%  So ure just saying you will be
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_qDDX9J1MQAAPKjzbkF/SIG=12jcndtij/EXP=1233149699/**http%3A//www.petersonmoneybooks.com/_images/book-RichByChoice.jpg)
Shes generous   20%                  So she will probably give all the money to you
loves sports    30%                 So you will probably spend it on Celtics and she will join you

Great sense of humor 20%            So she will probably be happy about it and she will read "Ask Edgar" when u told her to.

Shes a laker fan (-)90%        BIG PROBLEMS

But you say

Shes intelligent   So after reading Ask Edgar and Join you to a couple of celtics game she will be a celtic too


(http://static.flickr.com/187/469362929_4cc7730d6c.jpg)



Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 09:06:16 AM
Edgar,
in the alternative universe where all of the horrible things that have happened to the celtics in the last 23 or so years didn't happen, what would the current celtics roster be?

Thanks,

Seńor Clutch

Dear
Seńor Clutch

Starters
(http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/4149.jpg) (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/3080.jpg) (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/3253.jpg) (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/3007.jpg) (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nba/profiles/players/65x90/3730.jpg)
PG:  Rajon Rondo   PPG 10.9 RPG 4.90 APG 8.0 EFF + 18.02
SG: Ray Allen    PPG 18.1 RPG 3.40 APG 2.7 EFF + 16.93
SF:  Paul Pierce   PPG 19.1 RPG 5.70 APG 3.7 EFF + 18.66
PF:  Kevin Garnett  PPG 16.1 RPG 9.20 APG 2.6 EFF + 21.98
C:    Kendrick Perkins  PPG 8.6 RPG 8.10 BPG  1.7 EFF + 14.05

=back to back

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 27, 2009, 09:20:31 AM
Dear Edgar,

When do I play next?

Sincerely,

Roger Mason, San Antonio Spurs
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 09:36:44 AM
Dear Edgar,

When do I play next?

Sincerely,

Roger Mason, San Antonio Spurs

Dear Roger Mason
from the San Antonio Spurs

 ;D ;D ;D

    :-[

Saludos

Edgar

p.s. did u realize how many of my neurons ( both of them) are in this thread!!...lol
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 09:38:14 AM
Dear Edgar

What would you do if you met a JIBBOO?

Dear Wide Load

Well in case you don't know what's proper to do
I'll tell you the truth cause it's all very new
When you meet a Jibbo, he'll feel out of place
so be friendly and ask if he's got a myspace

of course u have to take in count that

As Jiboos are pretty scary, and i mean scary, is probably run away then change my pants.
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 09:56:04 AM
Oh Fantabulous One,

I have just been granted 3 wishes.  Whatever ever shall I command? (and don't say give them to Edgar  ;) , Hobbs maybe, but not Edgar  ;D )

Dilapidatedly yours,

Redz


Dear Redz

I try the methafisic approach
the world peace approach
the rich dude approach
and after trying all of them
and thinking
and meditating hard
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefPtH39JLZQAoFCjzbkF/SIG=13u15eges/EXP=1233154413/**http%3A//images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Aang-in-the-ice-avatar-the-last-airbender-461374_800_600.jpg)

The answer came in the way of....

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1246/530687959_1bf65a826a.jpg)
3 ponies  ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 27, 2009, 10:04:59 AM
Oh Fantabulous One,

I have just been granted 3 wishes.  Whatever ever shall I command? (and don't say give them to Edgar  ;) , Hobbs maybe, but not Edgar  ;D )

Dilapidatedly yours,

Redz


Dear Redz

I try the methafisic approach
the world peace approach
the rich dude approach
and after trying all of them
and thinking
and meditating hard
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefPtH39JLZQAoFCjzbkF/SIG=13u15eges/EXP=1233154413/**http%3A//images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Aang-in-the-ice-avatar-the-last-airbender-461374_800_600.jpg)

The answer came in the way of....

(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1246/530687959_1bf65a826a.jpg)
3 ponies  ;D

Saludos

Edgar

3 flippin ponies?

I want a second opinion  ;D

(this is where you chime in...ok, you're ugly too)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 27, 2009, 10:08:58 AM
2 ponies and a new purse?

OK no more purse jokes from me
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 27, 2009, 10:11:41 AM
2 ponies and a new purse?

OK no more purse jokes from me

Ahem, man bag please...it's called a man bag!

(http://www.pulp.co.nz/image.php?size=478&file=images-listings/original/jzPLxzFHleyBB9g7gLKN5yManBag3.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on January 27, 2009, 10:12:39 AM
2 ponies and a new purse?

OK no more purse jokes from me

Ahem, man bag please...it's called a man bag!

(http://www.pulp.co.nz/image.php?size=478&file=images-listings/original/jzPLxzFHleyBB9g7gLKN5yManBag3.jpg)

potato, po-tah-to ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 10:18:00 AM
2 ponies and a new purse?

OK no more purse jokes from me

Ahem, man bag please...it's called a man bag!

(http://www.pulp.co.nz/image.php?size=478&file=images-listings/original/jzPLxzFHleyBB9g7gLKN5yManBag3.jpg)

potato, po-tah-to ;)

AS long as u dont star using Mansiers... :-\
 ;D

Wait dont tel me u...u...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR_zHBTU2ic
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on January 27, 2009, 11:13:41 AM
Did I leave the iron on?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on January 27, 2009, 11:14:47 AM
Do you like movies about gladiators?
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 11:52:46 AM
1)Did I leave the iron on?
2)Do you like movies about gladiators?
3)You ever been in a Turkish prison?
4)You ever seen a grown man naked?

Dear Racker

1)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/3097567286_50e3e5b6c9.jpg)mm..seems  to
2) 3) and 4)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHEivPHjimw


Have u Johny?
---------------------------------------------------------------------
2) Do american Gladiator counts?  :P
 (http://static.flickr.com/3202/3016539279_7dd823d938.jpg) Guess who I am
4) i close my eyes in the mirrow...so...



Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on January 27, 2009, 11:54:30 AM
Dear Edgar:


What happens if you look in a mirror and say "Roy Hobbes, Roy Hobbes, Roy Hobbes"?


Yours,

The Candyman and Biggie Smalls
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 27, 2009, 11:55:02 AM
Airplane rules!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on January 27, 2009, 12:43:31 PM
1)Did I leave the iron on?
2)Do you like movies about gladiators?
3)You ever been in a Turkish prison?
4)You ever seen a grown man naked?

Dear Racker

1)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/3097567286_50e3e5b6c9.jpg)mm..seems  to
2) 3) and 4)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHEivPHjimw


Have u Johny?
---------------------------------------------------------------------
2) Do american Gladiator counts?  :P
 (http://static.flickr.com/3202/3016539279_7dd823d938.jpg) Guess who I am
4) i close my eyes in the mirrow...so...



Saludos

Edgar


He really does have all the answers.  TP for Edgar.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 27, 2009, 03:20:51 PM
Dear Edgar:


What happens if you look in a mirror and say "Roy Hobbes, Roy Hobbes, Roy Hobbes"?


Yours,

The Candyman and Biggie Smalls

Dear The Candyman and Biggie Smalls
Names are not that big deal, I will get worried only if you se Roys image just like in this one
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2843651078_3fac3869d3.jpg)
Even if one dude watching roys name 3 times make me think other posibility is to ask Redz for his
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/101/296907318_56bc0d84ba.jpg)
manbag

 ;D
Sorry Redz couldnt resist...

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 28, 2009, 02:51:57 PM
ASk Edgar will be answering your questions off schedule
from

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx4Kt4BJWMgAxqqjzbkF/SIG=129qm617h/EXP=1233258634/**http%3A//archives.cnn.com/WORLD/maps/guatemala.city.jpg)

Where he is trying to find the meaning of life
studying ancient cultures

So please dont get mad if i am late answering....lol

like anyone else ask...lol

 ;D

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: LarBrd33 on January 28, 2009, 04:18:00 PM
Dear Edgar,

(http://www.geocities.com/jeanxlogan/wolviestat.jpg)

What actor in his prime would have made a better Wolverine than Huge Jackman?

Clint Eastwood?
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/9/128680455296225723.jpg)

Or Jack Nicholson?

(http://www.dbonogallery.com/Don%20Bono/bono%20web/images/-Portraits/Actors/big/Jack_Nicholson_2.jpg)

As a followup question... what other comicbook superheroes should we recast using our timemachine?

Thanks,

LarBrd33
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on January 30, 2009, 03:04:12 PM
Where's Edgar?

(http://www.winternet.us/Promos/wheresj.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 30, 2009, 03:54:46 PM
Dear Edgar,

(http://www.geocities.com/jeanxlogan/wolviestat.jpg)

What actor in his prime would have made a better Wolverine than Huge Jackman?

Clint Eastwood?
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/9/128680455296225723.jpg)

Or Jack Nicholson?

(http://www.dbonogallery.com/Don%20Bono/bono%20web/images/-Portraits/Actors/big/Jack_Nicholson_2.jpg)

As a followup question... what other comicbook superheroes should we recast using our timemachine?

Thanks,

LarBrd33

Dear LarBrd33

Sorry to answer u this late with so simple answer
but some times perfect answer  are short answers

Theres no way in heaven or hell that I or anyone could chose
a laker or a laker fan  over a grain of sand.
 ;D
So theres the answer men

For the rest of your question

I will try to post one thing about it later
I always though

Clark gable could be a very interesting superman
and
Arnold could have been Thor in his prime
Maybe
The A team cast would be great for GIJoe base
theres lot to talk about this one
thanks for your excelent question

Saludos
 ;D
Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 30, 2009, 03:56:25 PM
Where's Edgar?

(http://www.winternet.us/Promos/wheresj.jpg)

BACK HOME!!!!! ;D

Tired
hangovered
little sleeped
and after driving 200 miles a little rest nedded

But theres always time for all of u


 ;D

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 02, 2009, 03:18:40 PM
Doctor  is at the office.

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3024/2950707716_d33fff913f.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 09, 2009, 12:55:44 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who will be the next big steroid name?

Sincerely,

An Extremely Nervous Players' Union
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on February 09, 2009, 01:01:30 PM
Dear Edgar,

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

All the best,

Captain James T. Hook
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 09, 2009, 01:02:09 PM
Edgar,

Why is CelticsBlog bugging the crap out of me annoying me today?  >:(

Redz
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on February 09, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on February 09, 2009, 01:58:31 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?

great one. tp.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BrickJames on February 09, 2009, 02:29:14 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?

Who knows if that's even the case?

Delonte - Salary   2009: $3,850,000
TA - Salary  2009: $2,500,000


Maybe Danny being Danny?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Casperian on February 09, 2009, 02:40:55 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on February 09, 2009, 03:35:50 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?

Who knows if that's even the case?

Delonte - Salary   2009: $3,850,000
TA - Salary  2009: $2,500,000


Maybe Danny being Danny?



Is this thread called 'Ask BrickJames"? I think not.  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 09, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?

Who knows if that's even the case?

Delonte - Salary   2009: $3,850,000
TA - Salary  2009: $2,500,000


Maybe Danny being Danny?



Is this thread called 'Ask BrickJames"? I think not.  ;)

hahaha tp
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who will be the next big steroid name?

Sincerely,

An Extremely Nervous Players' Union

Dear ENPU

Its hard because there are likely 300 names on the posible list

for now i will stick my vote to this guy

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefQ1mZBJsn4BGeGjzbkF/SIG=12nkjrsbl/EXP=1234299573/**http%3A//bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/MannySoloBDD.jpg) :-X

nice pic for the ocation huh...

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 04:01:40 PM
Dear Edgar,

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

All the best,

Captain James T. Hook

Dear Catain James T.Hook

it deppends on where ure clapping it against

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 04:03:13 PM
Edgar,

Why is CelticsBlog bugging the crap out of me annoying me today?  >:(

Redz

Dear Redz

Maybe Its because Crotors kick Henways behinds all past week long....


Lets go Crotors  ;D

Saludos

edgar

p.s. consider this a try to  ;D bug the crap anoy  ;D  you a little more
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 04:05:51 PM
Edgar,

Why did Seattle have to insist on Delonte instead of Tony Allen in the Ray Allen deal?

Dear Roy

Because DW is a playaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

He was cornerstone to Seattle they miss it and gave a huge gift to Cleveland
He makes LeBron play better just making him being in a better mood
Makes me hate Cleveland a little less
He actually can play as PG
he have a shoot
He runs with his head up
He have left arm
He hustles
He is incredible
he is wonderfull
hes a great guy
He is amazing
He is super

He is my boy


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 04:28:35 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat

Dear felix the Cat


a very wise man
(http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/43d85f5cddd768f8)


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 08:07:09 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat

Dear felix the Cat


a very wise man
(http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/43d85f5cddd768f8)


Saludos

Edgar
if someone gives me a clean pic of a dog making poop in the living i will be very thankfull  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 09, 2009, 08:15:36 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat

Dear felix the Cat


a very wise man
(http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/43d85f5cddd768f8)


Saludos

Edgar
if someone gives me a clean pic of a dog making poop in the living i will be very thankfull  ;D

Does such a thing exist swami? Or is it like looking for a nonviolent picture of a murder?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 09, 2009, 08:25:43 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat

Dear felix the Cat


a very wise man
(http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/43d85f5cddd768f8)


Saludos

Edgar
if someone gives me a clean pic of a dog making poop in the living i will be very thankfull  ;D

Does such a thing exist swami? Or is it like looking for a nonviolent picture of a murder?
lol
I forgot about my english
I was talking about a bigger clearer picture...lol
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 09, 2009, 08:34:31 PM
Dear Edgar,

who let the dogs out?

Sincerely,

Felix the Cat

Dear felix the Cat


a very wise man
(http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/43d85f5cddd768f8)


Saludos

Edgar
if someone gives me a clean pic of a dog making poop in the living i will be very thankfull  ;D

Does such a thing exist swami? Or is it like looking for a nonviolent picture of a murder?
lol
I forgot about my english
I was talking about a bigger clearer picture...lol

hahaha my mistake sorry wise one
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 11, 2009, 12:05:29 PM
I dont know why??

why dont u just "Ask Edgar"  ;)

WHY?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on February 11, 2009, 12:06:29 PM
Edgar,

Who is the "in crowd" on Celticsblog, and how do I join?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Chris on February 11, 2009, 12:13:57 PM
Edgar,

When will we hear the first rumors that Favre is having second thoughts about retiring?

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 11, 2009, 12:35:12 PM
I dont know why??

why dont u just "Ask Edgar"  ;)

WHY?

Because I am
 
the most handsome
the better looking.
the better kisser
the better hugger
the better breakfast cooker
the better confident
the better shoulder to cry
the better smiler
the better advisor

and the most humble person in the whole wide universe



ahh and this are valentines gifts I give
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/176/391120480_5e882dd857.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 11, 2009, 01:03:57 PM
Edgar,

Who is the "in crowd" on Celticsblog, and how do I join?

Roy to be In you have to

1) Post in Ask Edgar

2) Read This Book

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefZgD5NJL4ABepCjzbkF/SIG=12gg03lbe/EXP=1234460896/**http%3A//www.paintedphoto.com/_Media/how_to_be_cool_large.jpeg)

3) then read this other book
   
(http://static.flickr.com/2084/2957475561_6081811eb6.jpg)

4) Send your application

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTeffrD5NJQU8ADwOjzbkF/SIG=13v0dbc29/EXP=1234461035/**http%3A//www.collegerecruiter.com/mt-static/plugins/ImageUp/uploaded/429636872090020long-application-form.jpg) to the in group (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_gqEJNJWA8AcsejzbkF/SIG=139i4omor/EXP=1234461098/**http%3A//smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/images/2008/04/12/chimp_group.jpg) CEO
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_1MEJNJlQAA_n6jzbkF/SIG=11s6kn131/EXP=1234461132/**http%3A//wnd.com/images/story/cb_chimp.jpg) AKA. Redz

5) Then (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_qKEJNJIqoADmOjzbkF/SIG=123s64mv5/EXP=1234461194/**http%3A//web.mit.edu/cat/OldFiles/images/pray.jpg) and trust (http://static.flickr.com/3233/2386137068_a588cb6744.jpg) and read what the guy says in the book...

6) And after that
we will send u this (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/184519461_a92337f0c6.jpg)

7) u will do this
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2124424186_17022997f8.jpg)

8) And we will
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/173594934_b6a2043b8c.jpg)

9) Last time I try I was
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/107118659_8bb20b6ccc.jpg)
so if u get in please tell me how it is??

10 ) Members of the group are
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefP0E5NJ8VsBMUGjzbkF/SIG=1281ak623/EXP=1234462068/**http%3A//www.cinemapassion.com/affiches/top_secret.jpg)

thanks

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 11, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
Outstanding!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TylvUGJIi_w

Edgar,

Who is the "in crowd" on Celticsblog, and how do I join?

Roy to be In you have to

1) Post in Ask Edgar

2) Read This Book

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefZgD5NJL4ABepCjzbkF/SIG=12gg03lbe/EXP=1234460896/**http%3A//www.paintedphoto.com/_Media/how_to_be_cool_large.jpeg)

3) then read this other book
   
(http://static.flickr.com/2084/2957475561_6081811eb6.jpg)

4) Send your application

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTeffrD5NJQU8ADwOjzbkF/SIG=13v0dbc29/EXP=1234461035/**http%3A//www.collegerecruiter.com/mt-static/plugins/ImageUp/uploaded/429636872090020long-application-form.jpg) to the in group (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_gqEJNJWA8AcsejzbkF/SIG=139i4omor/EXP=1234461098/**http%3A//smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/images/2008/04/12/chimp_group.jpg) CEO
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_1MEJNJlQAA_n6jzbkF/SIG=11s6kn131/EXP=1234461132/**http%3A//wnd.com/images/story/cb_chimp.jpg) AKA. Redz

5) Then (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_qKEJNJIqoADmOjzbkF/SIG=123s64mv5/EXP=1234461194/**http%3A//web.mit.edu/cat/OldFiles/images/pray.jpg) and trust (http://static.flickr.com/3233/2386137068_a588cb6744.jpg) and read what the guy says in the book...

6) And after that
we will send u this (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/184519461_a92337f0c6.jpg)

7) u will do this
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2124424186_17022997f8.jpg)

8) And we will
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/173594934_b6a2043b8c.jpg)

9) Last time I try I was
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/107118659_8bb20b6ccc.jpg)
so if u get in please tell me how it is??

10 ) Members of the group are
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefR1E5NJA0AAnEqjzbkF/SIG=12dh82sh0/EXP=1234461941/**http%3A//www.impawards.com/1984/posters/top_secret_ver1.jpg)

thanks

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on February 11, 2009, 01:14:49 PM
That's both funny AND ingenious.
Edgar, the most VIP (Very In Person)
on CelticsBlog. Ay caramba!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 11, 2009, 01:20:04 PM
Dios Mio! Que un genio, pero tienes mucho tiempo en las manos!

(was that right?)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on February 11, 2009, 01:31:08 PM
Edgar,

Can Gabe Pruitt play basketball, or not? Can JR Giddens play basketball... or not?

Answers to these questions would be extremely helpful leading up to the trade deadline. If you say yes, maybe we could use this as evidence around the league GM community!!

Gracias - SSS
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 11, 2009, 01:33:59 PM

Edgar,

When will we hear the first rumors that Favre is having second thoughts about retiring?



dear Chris

very soon, very very soon
with the publication of his journal
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefPeGJNJqmkBsESjzbkF/SIG=12riet0rv/EXP=1234463326/**http%3A//mtblog.typepad.com/mt_blog/images/2008/05/07/second_thoughts.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 11, 2009, 01:36:42 PM
thank redz, amager and hoyo ( and yes sir you say it right)
I am now
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/76/197889652_fc623b2d47.jpg)

all dried up

saludos

edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 11, 2009, 01:45:08 PM
Edgar,

Can Gabe Pruitt play basketball, or not? Can JR Giddens play basketball... or not?

Answers to these questions would be extremely helpful leading up to the trade deadline. If you say yes, maybe we could use this as evidence around the league GM community!!

Gracias - SSS

dear SSS

both are (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefQ4HJNJP2AAIHmjzbkF/SIG=1293h0c51/EXP=1234464184/**http%3A//www.drumandbass.hu/images/cikk/playaz4real.jpg)

Theyre (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/361934872_5e78136805.jpg) in the (http://static.flickr.com/2277/2858737442_3320f08471.jpg)

lets stick to them.

saludos

edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on February 11, 2009, 01:48:02 PM
Edgar,

Can Gabe Pruitt play basketball, or not? Can JR Giddens play basketball... or not?

Answers to these questions would be extremely helpful leading up to the trade deadline. If you say yes, maybe we could use this as evidence around the league GM community!!

Gracias - SSS

dear SSS

both are (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefQ4HJNJP2AAIHmjzbkF/SIG=1293h0c51/EXP=1234464184/**http%3A//www.drumandbass.hu/images/cikk/playaz4real.jpg)

Theyre (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/361934872_5e78136805.jpg) in the (http://static.flickr.com/2277/2858737442_3320f08471.jpg)

lets stick to them.

saludos

edgar

claro que si, amigo!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on February 11, 2009, 01:51:40 PM
Edgar,

Who is the "in crowd" on Celticsblog, and how do I join?

Roy to be In you have to

1) Post in Ask Edgar

2) Read This Book

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefZgD5NJL4ABepCjzbkF/SIG=12gg03lbe/EXP=1234460896/**http%3A//www.paintedphoto.com/_Media/how_to_be_cool_large.jpeg)

3) then read this other book
   
(http://static.flickr.com/2084/2957475561_6081811eb6.jpg)

4) Send your application

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTeffrD5NJQU8ADwOjzbkF/SIG=13v0dbc29/EXP=1234461035/**http%3A//www.collegerecruiter.com/mt-static/plugins/ImageUp/uploaded/429636872090020long-application-form.jpg) to the in group (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_gqEJNJWA8AcsejzbkF/SIG=139i4omor/EXP=1234461098/**http%3A//smartpei.typepad.com/robert_patersons_weblog/images/2008/04/12/chimp_group.jpg) CEO
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_1MEJNJlQAA_n6jzbkF/SIG=11s6kn131/EXP=1234461132/**http%3A//wnd.com/images/story/cb_chimp.jpg) AKA. Redz

5) Then (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_qKEJNJIqoADmOjzbkF/SIG=123s64mv5/EXP=1234461194/**http%3A//web.mit.edu/cat/OldFiles/images/pray.jpg) and trust (http://static.flickr.com/3233/2386137068_a588cb6744.jpg) and read what the guy says in the book...

6) And after that
we will send u this (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/184519461_a92337f0c6.jpg)

7) u will do this
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2330/2124424186_17022997f8.jpg)

8) And we will
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/61/173594934_b6a2043b8c.jpg)

9) Last time I try I was
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/107118659_8bb20b6ccc.jpg)
so if u get in please tell me how it is??

10 ) Members of the group are
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefP0E5NJ8VsBMUGjzbkF/SIG=1281ak623/EXP=1234462068/**http%3A//www.cinemapassion.com/affiches/top_secret.jpg)

thanks

Saludos

Edgar

Classic, Edgar.  Some of the pictures are screened out at work, but the ones I do see are ingenious.  TPs.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 09:55:00 AM
dear all
 
Yours truly is

(http://static.flickr.com/27/63015737_3f39ec5e84.jpg)
because the all star game and weekend was

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3207346207_45bc53c853.jpg)
and there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/184751577_af4810f3f2.jpg)

games today

wonder

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2216/2680919000_cf38c44607.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar  :'(
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 16, 2009, 10:05:08 AM
dear all
 
Yours truly is

(http://static.flickr.com/27/63015737_3f39ec5e84.jpg)
because the all star game and weekend was

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3207346207_45bc53c853.jpg)
and there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/184751577_af4810f3f2.jpg)

games today

wonder

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2216/2680919000_cf38c44607.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar  :'(

who asked?  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 10:09:33 AM
dear all
 
Yours truly is

(http://static.flickr.com/27/63015737_3f39ec5e84.jpg)
because the all star game and weekend was

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3207346207_45bc53c853.jpg)
and there
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/45/184751577_af4810f3f2.jpg)

games today

wonder

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2216/2680919000_cf38c44607.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar  :'(

who asked?  ;D

My (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3211/2721689719_9d0a6ec9a1.jpg) or maybe my  (http://www.elsonar.com.ar/photos/QI3gPRO4EsCj48x.jpg) or maybe
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n306/oorrzz/581725736_14787b9f5d.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on February 16, 2009, 12:48:52 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you like my son's christening outfit?
The gown is the same his mother -and
others in her family- wore for her christening.
I hope you like it. It was a beautiful day...

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1550.jpg)

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1617.jpg)

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 16, 2009, 12:55:37 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you like my son's christening outfit?
The gown is the same his mother -and
others in her family- wore for her christening.
I hope you like it. It was a beautiful day...

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1550.jpg)

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1617.jpg)



Hey now wait, that's a loaded question!  What's Edgar supposed to say "No, I don't really care for that outfit."?  ;D

Great picks ACF and congrats
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 01:04:14 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you like my son's christening outfit?
The gown is the same his mother -and
others in her family- wore for her christening.
I hope you like it. It was a beautiful day...

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1550.jpg)

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1617.jpg)




Dear ACF

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_2Pp5lJ5ZwABzqjzbkF/SIG=12a3q6mao/EXP=1234893071/**http%3A//img255.imageshack.us/img255/7990/thanks2hw5.jpg)

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDldqJlJhs8A8CWjzbkF/SIG=13altl4fb/EXP=1234893277/**http%3A//www.jacquispreemiepride.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/god_bless_baby_pink.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on February 16, 2009, 02:01:45 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you have some pictures of your country?  Are there volcanoes  there too?  Are there a lot of indigenous people still?  Are they Mayan descent?  Since I have been to Guatemala I have been very interested in Central America.

PS. My girlfriend just finished working on two hand washing stations, one for the elementary school (about 400 kids) and another for the kindergarten (200 kids).  Most importantly, she did it with great help from the community.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on February 16, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
Thanks, Redz and Edgar.
I'm surprised no one commented
on the fact that E.W. was dressed
in white and green  ???
I promised pics and maybe I posted
in the wrong thread? Oh, well.
Thanks again, gentlemen  :)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: FLCeltsFan on February 16, 2009, 03:14:06 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you like my son's christening outfit?
The gown is the same his mother -and
others in her family- wore for her christening.
I hope you like it. It was a beautiful day...

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1550.jpg)

(http://i477.photobucket.com/albums/rr138/ACF_014/DSCN1617.jpg)


Great Pics and I think it is great that you had a green and white christening gown.   Way to go and Congrats! 
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Casperian on February 16, 2009, 03:18:04 PM
Just the wrong thread, ACF. TP from me, I love the colors^^

Dear Edgar,

do you know the name of this song? It goes like this:

Hmm Hmm Hmmmm, Hmm, Hhmmm uhm Hmm, Hmmm, uhm Hmmm Hm

Sincerely,

Yoko Ono
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 04:12:27 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you have some pictures of your country?  Are there volcanoes  there too?  Are there a lot of indigenous people still?  Are they Mayan descent?  Since I have been to Guatemala I have been very interested in Central America.

PS. My girlfriend just finished working on two hand washing stations, one for the elementary school (about 400 kids) and another for the kindergarten (200 kids).  Most importantly, she did it with great help from the community.

Dear A Monkey

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3333/3205704548_2fe478b51b.jpg)(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/49199521_04623caaa9.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/197/489399359_9e53a1b81b.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/3326/3194158063_dc4c0fc8a2.jpg)

P.S.> One huge (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_mc1plJI40AaiujzbkF/SIG=13i7dtlpa/EXP=1234905116/**http%3A//www.adrien.com/picXFER/0512%2520December%25202005/051217%25202001%2520abby%2520clap.JPG) froma  country and a region full of needs.

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on February 16, 2009, 07:02:32 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 07:09:20 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?

wich one amigo?
didnt get this one
u mean the baby ones>??
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on February 16, 2009, 08:23:48 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?

wich one amigo?
didnt get this one
u mean the baby ones>??


I was a little confused as well.  Something to do with the pictures above. 


But she is by far the youngest (2) person to ask you a question on here so far.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 08:39:37 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?

wich one amigo?
didnt get this one
u mean the baby ones>??


I was a little confused as well.  Something to do with the pictures above. 


But she is by far the youngest (2) person to ask you a question on here so far.

 ;D
yes
Its great to have multi age audience...
now I only have to wait til Po appears one of this days 


Miss u Po  :(
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on February 16, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?

wich one amigo?
didnt get this one
u mean the baby ones>??


I was a little confused as well.  Something to do with the pictures above. 


But she is by far the youngest (2) person to ask you a question on here so far.

 ;D
yes
Its great to have multi age audience...
now I only have to wait til Po appears one of this days 


Miss u Po  :(


Wow.


Dear Edgar

Is that a difference of age equal to a century? 
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 16, 2009, 08:50:01 PM
My daughter wants to know if you are changing pictures?

wich one amigo?
didnt get this one
u mean the baby ones>??


I was a little confused as well.  Something to do with the pictures above. 


But she is by far the youngest (2) person to ask you a question on here so far.

 ;D
yes
Its great to have multi age audience...
now I only have to wait til Po appears one of this days 


Miss u Po  :(


Wow.


Dear Edgar

Is that a difference of age equal to a century? 

Dear Wide

kind of...
but
The (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefc6F5pJACoBuNWjzbkF/SIG=12cqr3lut/EXP=1234921658/**http%3A//www.ekadantayogashala.pro.br/img/Oraculo1_200.jpg)
difference no age.
no nationality,
no sex,
no race,
no religion,
no sexual preferences
no old bad blog habits

but we serve only Cs fan :D
and
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefS1F5pJmvkAXTejzbkF/SIG=11ogi87uf/EXP=1234921781/**http%3A//cdbaby.name/g/i/gillotine.jpg)
laker ones

Saludos
Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on February 16, 2009, 09:51:24 PM
Dear Edgar,

Thanks!  I am glad volcano Pacaya wasn't that crazy when I went there.  Great pictures.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on February 17, 2009, 09:56:52 AM
Dear Edgar,

What the hell am I going to do before Thursday?

Sincerely,

Danny Ainge
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 17, 2009, 01:47:33 PM
Dear AMonkey
YouWelcome
Edgar

Dear Edgar,

What the hell am I going to do before Thursday?

Sincerely,

Danny Ainge

Dear Danny Ainge

Call this guy again and bend on your knees if necesary
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefc1BJtJ6pgADSWjzbkF/SIG=12kkjvj9t/EXP=1234982325/**http%3A//www.basketball.vuurwerk.nl/nba/spelers_klein/brown_pj.jpg) and he will say no thanks I am retired.
then trust Powe and BBD

Run after
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTeff_BJtJG5AAsGyjzbkF/SIG=13kn8nknb/EXP=1234982527/**http%3A//a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Joe-Smith-Poster-C10003035.jpeg)

and end signing
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefYgBZtJKGkAwD.jzbkF/SIG=12o025duf/EXP=1234982560/**http%3A//www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sam-Cassell.article.jpg)

play this guy as pg
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNKBZtJ.SkA4WWjzbkF/SIG=120u4jisl/EXP=1234982602/**http%3A//aol.nba.com/media/act_gabe_pruitt.jpg)

Stay away from players nobody else wants...
I mean
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefSGBZtJcrwABZ6jzbkF/SIG=12vnv9jt6/EXP=1234982662/**http%3A//www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/starbury-ii-main.jpg)


..............
then ask this for lakers and cleveland good luck
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefakBJtJticAluajzbkF/SIG=1230e1bi7/EXP=1234982436/**http%3A//bling.imperial.org/smile/random/pray.jpg)

and

when this is over

(http://static.flickr.com/2018/2594789610_8d5e576178.jpg) and (http://static.flickr.com/2154/2594593362_30f09c13a1.jpg) No. (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefcrBptJiCsBeoOjzbkF/SIG=1319f2c8l/EXP=1234982827/**http%3A//d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20090202/capt.photo_1233579595099-1-0.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: shiggins on February 17, 2009, 02:33:53 PM
Dear AMonkey
YouWelcome
Edgar

Dear Edgar,

What the hell am I going to do before Thursday?

Sincerely,

Danny Ainge

Dear Danny Ainge

Call this guy again and bend on your knees if necesary
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefc1BJtJ6pgADSWjzbkF/SIG=12kkjvj9t/EXP=1234982325/**http%3A//www.basketball.vuurwerk.nl/nba/spelers_klein/brown_pj.jpg) and he will say no thanks I am retired.
then trust Powe and BBD

Run after
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTeff_BJtJG5AAsGyjzbkF/SIG=13kn8nknb/EXP=1234982527/**http%3A//a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Joe-Smith-Poster-C10003035.jpeg)

and end signing
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefYgBZtJKGkAwD.jzbkF/SIG=12o025duf/EXP=1234982560/**http%3A//www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Sam-Cassell.article.jpg)

play this guy as pg
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefNKBZtJ.SkA4WWjzbkF/SIG=120u4jisl/EXP=1234982602/**http%3A//aol.nba.com/media/act_gabe_pruitt.jpg)

Stay away from players nobody else wants...
I mean
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefSGBZtJcrwABZ6jzbkF/SIG=12vnv9jt6/EXP=1234982662/**http%3A//www.sneakerfiles.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/starbury-ii-main.jpg)


..............
then ask this for lakers and cleveland good luck
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefakBJtJticAluajzbkF/SIG=1230e1bi7/EXP=1234982436/**http%3A//bling.imperial.org/smile/random/pray.jpg)

and

when this is over

(http://static.flickr.com/2018/2594789610_8d5e576178.jpg) and (http://static.flickr.com/2154/2594593362_30f09c13a1.jpg) No. (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefcrBptJiCsBeoOjzbkF/SIG=1319f2c8l/EXP=1234982827/**http%3A//d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/afp/20090202/capt.photo_1233579595099-1-0.jpg)


Dear Edgar,

Does the picture in your last post mean that Lucky will be forgiven?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 17, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
Quite by shiggins

Quote
Dear Edgar,

Does the picture in your last post mean that Lucky will be forgiven?

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/322404552_f9fb6e4543.jpg)(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTbx.PFJtJ2AIBYUajzbkF/SIG=130if66o8/EXP=1234986511/**http%3A//www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/2009/01/30/celtics_lucky_courtesy_260.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 18, 2009, 08:35:19 AM
Dear Casperian

I know I owe u an answer
I am now listening my 12th Beatles record in 2 days
Dont hesitate I will come with it later... ;D


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on March 02, 2009, 10:28:43 PM
Edgar, I am moving about 10,000 vinyl records tomorrow. Any tips?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 03, 2009, 11:19:45 AM
Edgar, I am moving about 10,000 vinyl records tomorrow. Any tips?

dear redz


tight packs
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1368293906_20dc78c9e2.jpg)


bubble wrap
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2566216108_c8dff64198.jpg)


(http://ac4.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/2e4b10b563f68f96)


p.s. if u have some heavy metal
feel free to ship it here

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/336579130_6cad25cbea.jpg) ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on March 04, 2009, 08:04:53 PM
Edgar, I am moving about 10,000 vinyl records tomorrow. Any tips?

dear redz


tight packs
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1284/1368293906_20dc78c9e2.jpg)



Oh this pains the record vendor to see!

Vinyl abuse!

ps - I have about 1 more car load left tomorrow then I am finished.  Unbelievable how stuff piles up.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on March 10, 2009, 01:58:27 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you think Gerry Callahan would ever ask Edgar? If so, what would he ask?

Sincerely,

Curious in Centreville
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 10, 2009, 02:35:06 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you think Gerry Callahan would ever ask Edgar? If so, what would he ask?

Sincerely,

Curious in Centreville

Dear Curious

ha actually ask me once
this
Quote
Dear Edgar
Did most listeners understood it was a joke?
 ;D
Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on March 10, 2009, 02:53:06 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you agree that either political correctness, or Roy Hobbs, is "killing America as we knew it"?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 10, 2009, 04:17:18 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you agree that either political correctness, or Roy Hobbs, is "killing America as we knew it"?

Dear Hobbs

looking in your very own foto album I find the answer

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefiWyrZJIRIAVXOjzbkF/SIG=12jfj1ghm/EXP=1236802582/**http%3A//lists.kairosnet.com/Langston/Fall2001/Little_Patriot.jpg)



Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 10, 2009, 04:18:55 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you agree that either political correctness, or Roy Hobbs, is "killing America as we knew it"?

Dear Hobbs

looking in your very own foto album I find the answer

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefiWyrZJIRIAVXOjzbkF/SIG=12jfj1ghm/EXP=1236802582/**http%3A//lists.kairosnet.com/Langston/Fall2001/Little_Patriot.jpg)



Saludos

Edgar

of course there are other things  to consider as well

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefTzyrZJ6xMAcH6jzbkF/SIG=11t83cnkj/EXP=1236802675/**http%3A//www255.pair.com/rebooksb/15658.jpg)

 ;D


Now I am convinced theres a book for everything    ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on March 10, 2009, 04:32:00 PM
Edgar,

If Tommy Points weren't Tommy Points what would they be?

Sincerely,

StupidHead
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 10, 2009, 06:09:52 PM
Edgar,

If Tommy Points weren't Tommy Points what would they be?

Sincerely,

StupidHead

Dear StupidHead

If tommy points werent tommy points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

and i dont feel fineeeeeeee........

Saludos

Edgar

P.S. Between we 2 Probably they will be


PONY POINTS!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefX65LZJSGYBSnyjzbkF/SIG=12gssti6q/EXP=1236809338/**http%3A//loldebian.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pony-small1.png)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: twinbree on March 13, 2009, 07:56:25 PM
Dear Edgar, who's the better looking Gasol brother?

Sincerely,
Losing my mind (and lunch) trying to figure this out
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 14, 2009, 12:35:01 AM
Dear Edgar, who's the better looking Gasol brother?

Sincerely,
Losing my mind (and lunch) trying to figure this out

Dear
Lmmalttfto
(http://static.flickr.com/40/84679771_4a3e49d690.jpg) ;D

good night
 :P
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on March 14, 2009, 12:36:34 AM
Edgar,

If Tommy Points weren't Tommy Points what would they be?

Sincerely,

StupidHead

Dear StupidHead

If tommy points werent tommy points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

and i dont feel fineeeeeeee........

Saludos

Edgar

P.S. Between we 2 Probably they will be


PONY POINTS!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefX65LZJSGYBSnyjzbkF/SIG=12gssti6q/EXP=1236809338/**http%3A//loldebian.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pony-small1.png)

If Tommy Points weren't tommy points, they would be Edgar Points of course.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 14, 2009, 12:39:35 AM
Edgar,

If Tommy Points weren't Tommy Points what would they be?

Sincerely,

StupidHead

Dear StupidHead

If tommy points werent tommy points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

and i dont feel fineeeeeeee........

Saludos

Edgar

P.S. Between we 2 Probably they will be


PONY POINTS!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefX65LZJSGYBSnyjzbkF/SIG=12gssti6q/EXP=1236809338/**http%3A//loldebian.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pony-small1.png)

If Tommy Points weren't tommy points, they would be Edgar Points of course.

to be honest they should be Roy points but dont tell the hobbs guy i said this.... :-X ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BigAlTheFuture on March 14, 2009, 12:45:02 AM
Edgar,

If Tommy Points weren't Tommy Points what would they be?

Sincerely,

StupidHead

Dear StupidHead

If tommy points werent tommy points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eyFiClAzq8

and i dont feel fineeeeeeee........

Saludos

Edgar

P.S. Between we 2 Probably they will be


PONY POINTS!!

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefX65LZJSGYBSnyjzbkF/SIG=12gssti6q/EXP=1236809338/**http%3A//loldebian.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/pony-small1.png)

If Tommy Points weren't tommy points, they would be Edgar Points of course.

to be honest they should be Roy points but dont tell the hobbs guy i said this.... :-X ;D

It's Roy Points in the "Roy Hobbs Facts Thread". In "Ask Edgar", it's Edgar Points.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on March 14, 2009, 01:47:56 AM
Good night, Edgar. 

The new way to end a day of CelticsBlogging.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on March 14, 2009, 09:02:07 PM
Dear Edgar,

How many licks does it take til you get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Sincerely,

Impatiently About To Bite The Lollipop Little Kid
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 15, 2009, 05:19:28 PM
Dear Edgar,

How many licks does it take til you get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Sincerely,

Impatiently About To Bite The Lollipop Little Kid

Dear IAtbTLLK


Thanks to that animated owl and his woeful lack of willpower, this question has plagued the American public ever since the commercial first aired in 1970. Fortunately, there have been plenty of noble efforts to get to the bottom (or center, as the case may be) of it all.

But the answer depends on who you ask. A group of students at Swarthmore Junior High conducted an extensive study on the subject and concluded that getting to the center of a Tootsie Pop took a statistical average of 144 licks.

However, the more ambitious and distrusting engineering students at Purdue University chose instead to rely on a "licking machine" modeled after the human tongue for their results, and found that it took an average of 364 licks. Other studies have been done, and all results vary, so only one thing is certain: The world may never know.

But after all itr deppends if youre a licker or a su....
 ;D

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: cdif911 on March 15, 2009, 07:11:00 PM
Dear Edgar,

What is the best way to get a bloodstain out of my jeans?  Also, do you know a good attorney?

Sincerely,

Believes in second chances

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 16, 2009, 10:12:25 AM
Dear Edgar,

What is the best way to get a bloodstain out of my jeans?  Also, do you know a good attorney?

Sincerely,

Believes in second chances



dear Beleive in secod chances

1st. thanks for the laugh

2nd. Burn them. a.k.a. leave the blodstain without the jeans

3rd. duh...hobbs is here, they can call guilty the acusing part if Hobbs is in the case


saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Hoyo de Monterrey on March 27, 2009, 09:09:55 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who would win in a game of 1-on-1?

The one they call Jesus of Nazareth or Dana Barros?

And could either of them beat this guy?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Shiva.jpg)

Sincerely,

Choosing A Religion Through Brackets
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: eddietours on March 27, 2009, 10:35:45 PM
cual es mejor Banda mano negra o soda sterio
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 28, 2009, 10:04:07 AM
cual es mejor Banda mano negra o soda sterio

Dear eddie tours

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33DqewBCU-4


by 1000000000000000000000000000 miles


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 28, 2009, 10:05:31 AM
Dear Edgar,

Who would win in a game of 1-on-1?

The one they call Jesus of Nazareth or Dana Barros?

And could either of them beat this guy?

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Shiva.jpg)

Sincerely,

Choosing A Religion Through Brackets

Dear Choosing a Religion Through brackets

There is one who is 3
And nobody can match a 3 vrs one defense no matter how many hands he or she have

Easy choice

Mr Carpenter & Co. by FAR.

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on March 28, 2009, 10:19:47 AM
Edgar, would you want to know?

Saludos.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on April 01, 2009, 05:25:08 PM
Dear ALL

Ask Edgar, want to announce I will use the transformation from Bill Sharman to XXX KC Jobnes to have my well deserved first trimester vacacions.
If u have any question please feel free to go to the evil clown corner.
If u cant see me around this days dont worry I will be thinking about Cs
here
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3487/3269225009_58d17004c0.jpg)
And

Here
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bI.K29NJ20sAoxGjzbkF/SIG=12kvf2ghd/EXP=1238707466/**http%3A//www.elsalvador.com/speed/2004/09/14/notas/fotos/GOLF1.JPG)(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/585167821_adc56029eb.jpg)
Thanks for understanding and have a fun time.

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on April 01, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
(http://bieds.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/sad_clown.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on July 07, 2009, 09:04:24 PM
OK, it's the offseason now and I have some questions that need answering....Forgive me if I open up this can of worms again.

Dear Edgar,

It's raining again.  Are two and a half lovely days what we New Englanders will get for our summer?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ssspence on July 07, 2009, 09:22:33 PM
Dear Edgar,

Are you the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world? C'mon you can't hide it any longer.

Sincerely ~ ssspence
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on July 07, 2009, 09:26:30 PM
Dear Edgar,

How badly are the Nuggets going to whip the Blazers in the CB draft? 
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 09:31:56 PM
OK, it's the offseason now and I have some questions that need answering....Forgive me if I open up this can of worms again.

Dear Edgar,

It's raining again.  Are two and a half lovely days what we New Englanders will get for our summer?

(http://static.flickr.com/87/227421730_1170d92919.jpg)

Dear Redz


to live and let golf...or not...


history of our life

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 09:35:08 PM
Dear Edgar,

Are you the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world? C'mon you can't hide it any longer.

Sincerely ~ ssspence

Dear sspence


(http://static.flickr.com/65/184059699_fede447e19.jpg)

close second   ;)

saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 09:40:02 PM
Dear Edgar,

How badly are the Nuggets going to whip the Blazers in the CB draft? 

Dear nuggie

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefOn.FNKnyAB7YOjzbkF/SIG=12864ctu2/EXP=1247103527/**http%3A//www.luclin.org/files/takus/U_MAID_A_FUNNY.jpg)

pst...hobbsy

help me...

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticinorlando on July 07, 2009, 09:41:42 PM
Dear Edgar...

Why do people who attend golf tournaments wear their own golf shoes like they are going to be playing a round themselves?

Thanks
Celticinorlando
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 09:51:17 PM
Dear Edgar...

Why do people who attend golf tournaments wear their own golf shoes like they are going to be playing a round themselves?

Thanks
Celticinorlando


Dear Celticsinorlando

 u mean this ones...
nike knows..

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdc.1NKZ_IARSOjzbkF/SIG=126pt8dlk/EXP=1247104220/**http%3A//www.gii.in/fun/images/Nike_human_shoes1.jpg)

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on July 07, 2009, 10:16:33 PM
Dear Edgar...

Why do people who attend golf tournaments wear their own golf shoes like they are going to be playing a round themselves?

Thanks
Celticinorlando


Dear Celticsinorlando

 u mean this ones...
nike knows..

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdc.1NKZ_IARSOjzbkF/SIG=126pt8dlk/EXP=1247104220/**http%3A//www.gii.in/fun/images/Nike_human_shoes1.jpg)

saludos

Edgar

lol

those are awesome!

I hope Edgar was ready for the return of Ask Edgar, cause I know I was.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 10:18:45 PM
Dear Edgar...

Why do people who attend golf tournaments wear their own golf shoes like they are going to be playing a round themselves?

Thanks
Celticinorlando


Dear Celticsinorlando

 u mean this ones...
nike knows..

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdc.1NKZ_IARSOjzbkF/SIG=126pt8dlk/EXP=1247104220/**http%3A//www.gii.in/fun/images/Nike_human_shoes1.jpg)

saludos

Edgar

lol

those are awesome!

I hope Edgar was ready for the return of Ask Edgar, cause I know I was.


I am really thinking on getting a pair.. :)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: eddietours on July 07, 2009, 10:24:26 PM
who was a better player Pele or Maradona
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 07, 2009, 10:27:01 PM
who was a better player Pele or Maradona

Dear eddietours

Edson Arantes Do Nascimiento

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: EatSleepBreatheGreen on July 07, 2009, 10:43:53 PM
Dear Edgar,

Should I be concerned if I got a paper cut and actually started bleeding Green?

thanks.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on July 07, 2009, 11:56:01 PM
Dear Edgar,

How badly are the Nuggets going to whip the Blazers in the CB draft? 

Dear nuggie

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefOn.FNKnyAB7YOjzbkF/SIG=12864ctu2/EXP=1247103527/**http%3A//www.luclin.org/files/takus/U_MAID_A_FUNNY.jpg)

pst...hobbsy

help me...

saludos

Edgar

Dear Edgar

Why when you see me in Denver, you immediately call for help?     ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: LarBrd33 on July 08, 2009, 01:37:44 AM
Dear Edgar,

Some Seattle girl is visiting friends in Boston and posted the facebook status update, "BOSTON HERE I COME!!!" ... I responded with the facebook comment, "That's what Sheed said"

LolOlolOlol

She didn't get it.  But should I still get props?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 10, 2009, 10:28:52 AM
Dear Edgar,

Some Seattle girl is visiting friends in Boston and posted the facebook status update, "BOSTON HERE I COME!!!" ... I responded with the facebook comment, "That's what Sheed said"

LolOlolOlol

She didn't get it.  But should I still get props?



Sorry for not watching be4
of course U do

3 tps for u

Edgar


p.s. I am bored so all of u feel free to make me work
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 10, 2009, 10:33:01 AM
Dear Edgar,

Should I be concerned if I got a paper cut and actually started bleeding Green?

thanks.

Dear ESBTG

not really unless u really doesnt look like he the guy in the roght botton

(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1898/1267/320/capultrafig3.jpg)


p.s. i will give 10 TPs to the one who knows the serie.

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Rondo2287 on September 10, 2009, 10:38:05 AM
Dear Edgar,
I just took Johnny Flynn in Lucky's draft.  What do you think I can expect out of him as the starting PG in Minny this year?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 10, 2009, 10:59:56 AM
Dear Edgar,
I just took Johnny Flynn in Lucky's draft.  What do you think I can expect out of him as the starting PG in Minny this year?

Dear Rondo1234

Atkins will not carry Wolves
with rubio staying Europe

Hes gold or Telfailure

Most likely gold

15 pts, 6 asists, 2 rebs.

Daniels will be a Cs.
and Sessions will play somwhere.

do u get him on points or in h2h

Saludos

e.r.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Rondo2287 on September 10, 2009, 11:07:55 AM
head to head
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 10, 2009, 11:09:10 AM
head to head
mmm...interesting... I see a trade in your future  :P
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: thirstyboots18 on September 28, 2009, 10:55:34 AM
Dear Edgar, Lately I feel like a conversation killer...I come into a room and conversation stops.  Do you plan to continue the "Ask Edgar" thread, or have I finished this one, too?  :'(
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: dark_lord on September 28, 2009, 11:05:47 AM
Dear Edgar, Lately I feel like a conversation killer...I come into a room and conversation stops.  Do you plan to continue the "Ask Edgar" thread, or have I finished this one, too?  :'(

i dont think its u at all....i just think the blog has been dead for a while bc theres nothing to talk about.  im willing to bet the least discussed topic over the last few weeks has been the celtics.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 28, 2009, 12:03:52 PM
Dear Edgar, Lately I feel like a conversation killer...I come into a room and conversation stops.  Do you plan to continue the "Ask Edgar" thread, or have I finished this one, too?  :'(

i dont think its u at all....i just think the blog has been dead for a while bc theres nothing to talk about.  im willing to bet the least discussed topic over the last few weeks has been the celtics.


Dear TB and Dl

I have been using this free time that DL pointed to get ready for an unexpected and strange season
that will be full of broken hearts, new heroes, tough matchups, ultra happy wins and tough loses, that will end with

Numero 18.

I will be here as always, for all the lost souls who needs any kind of help
I will be here trying to find even a stupidier picture to explain the most irrelevant thing
I will be here to fight for a smile every single day
I will be here to chat in every single game my wife isnt so mad at me that hiide me the remote and the computer, or force me going dinner
I will be here till who know but hey...I am still here

Saludos and blessings

And dont forget to ask Edgar

 ;)
 ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on September 28, 2009, 12:43:12 PM
I just now found this thread. Ask Edgar......wow.............  that opens up so many possibilities...........................of getting poor advice.

I will have to think on my question while I contemplate the vastness of Edgar's universe....
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on September 28, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
while I contemplate the vastness of Edgar's universe....

Its easy Old Lady.
how much time it takes u to watch this image.

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2260/2217968385_cab9b50660.jpg)

naruto and pinky...all my knowledge is resumed there  :P

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on October 16, 2009, 03:28:38 PM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: mgent on October 16, 2009, 03:35:11 PM
Dear Edgar,

When will I die?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: indeedproceed on October 16, 2009, 03:36:46 PM
Dear edgar:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your pick is up,
So do what you do.

Wait, I mean...

Dear Edgar?

Roses are red?
Violets are Blue?
Your pick is up?
So do what you do?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: GroverTheClover on October 16, 2009, 03:49:03 PM
Dear Edgar,

Why do people make fun of me for wearing bright orange sneakers?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 04:27:10 PM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?

I think I answered this one before
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 04:28:10 PM
Dear Edgar,

When will I die?

Dear mgent

Bad weed never dies.

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 04:30:03 PM
Dear edgar:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Your pick is up,
So do what you do.

Wait, I mean...

Dear Edgar?

Roses are red?
Violets are Blue?
Your pick is up?
So do what you do?

dear IP

in my 11th round

Shane Battier.

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on October 16, 2009, 04:33:03 PM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?

I think I answered this one before

Pardon me.  I'm running out of pseudo clever stupid lines.

Let's try this one.

How many points per game will Delonte average?  Will you still love him if it's less than 5?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 04:33:51 PM
Dear Edgar,

If a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, how do we know fish can't talk?

I think I answered this one before

Pardon me.  I'm running out of pseudo clever stupid lines.

Let's try this one.

How many points per game will Delonte average?  Will you still love him if it's less than 5?

Dear Redz

5.1

So I will love him forever, hes my boy!!!!


Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on October 16, 2009, 05:17:18 PM
Edgar,

Will Delonte be carrying anything else concealed in a guitar case this season?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: indeedproceed on October 16, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
Edgar, irresistible force versus immovable object. Who wins?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 05:28:42 PM
Edgar,

Will Delonte be carrying anything else concealed in a guitar case this season?

Dear RAcker

Only cute things

(http://paragonwhippets.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/annie-guitar-case.jpg)
(http://www.thebarnstorming.com/baby_olympics/Garcia%20in%20guitar%20case-thumb.jpg)
(http://www.thebickles.com/images/DSC02985.JPG)


Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 16, 2009, 05:30:47 PM
Edgar, irresistible force versus immovable object. Who wins?

dear IP
(http://www.thesunblog.com/sports/archives/kendrick_perkins.jpg)

Perk

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on October 17, 2009, 03:21:31 AM
Dear Edgar,

How many fouls will the refs call on LeCrab in the '09-'10 season?



Yours truly, ACF
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 17, 2009, 03:54:20 AM
Dear Edgar,

How many fouls will the refs call on LeCrab in the '09-'10 season?



Yours truly, ACF

Dear ACF

more than all of us wil ever imagine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_jsyxJVAXs


no tony allen hate invloved

Edgar

p.s. enphashis in missed ft
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Roy Hobbs on October 17, 2009, 12:05:38 PM
Edgar,

How many games would the CrotoNats lose in an actual fake season?  What would their final playoff record be?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on December 15, 2009, 06:48:59 PM
Edgar,

You just got your 2000th Tommy Point.  Where are you going now?

Rojos
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on December 15, 2009, 06:50:24 PM
Edgar,

You just got your 2000th Tommy Point.  Where are going now?

Rojos
Apparently into the other room to get a bottle opener for that Chardonnay
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on December 15, 2009, 06:51:00 PM
Edgar,

You just got your 2000th Tommy Point.  Where are you going now?

Rojos
Apparently into the other room to get a bottle opener for that Chardonnay

Yeh, I guess he was serious, huh  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:22:42 PM
Edgar,

You just got your 2000th Tommy Point.  Where are you going now?

Rojos
Apparently into the other room to get a bottle opener for that Chardonnay

Yeh, I guess he was serious, huh  ;D

Dear Rojos and Nick

It was delicious!!
My fondeau is something from other planet , modesty aside
I needed a bayles cream after two wine and cheese and I dont have need of breakfast today
Thaks all

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:25:54 PM
Edgar,

How many games would the CrotoNats lose in an actual fake season?  What would their final playoff record be?

dear hobbsy
With me as a head coach and you demanding team Doctors
2

playoffs. 15 -0 or it is 16-0

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on December 16, 2009, 01:26:38 PM
Which country will you be rooting for during the World Cup?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on December 16, 2009, 01:29:48 PM
Edgar:

Who will win the BCS National Championship game?  Please say the Tide.  Please.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:30:02 PM
Which country will you be rooting for during the World Cup?


Dear A Monkey

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2719158612_26bb5c3420.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2466407941_7a2fd51e5c.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/3213/2367267582_c102767d54.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:33:20 PM
Edgar:

Who will win the BCS National Championship game?  Please say the Tide.  Please.

Dear Racker

First National Championship game i watched a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago this team wins..
They will again

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/336724540_2618cd0fbb.jpg)
Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on December 16, 2009, 01:35:44 PM
Which country will you be rooting for during the World Cup?


Dear A Monkey

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2719158612_26bb5c3420.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2466407941_7a2fd51e5c.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/3213/2367267582_c102767d54.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar

Dear Edgar,

you are the man!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:37:47 PM
Which country will you be rooting for during the World Cup?


Dear A Monkey

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2719158612_26bb5c3420.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2466407941_7a2fd51e5c.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/3213/2367267582_c102767d54.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar

Dear Edgar,

you are the man!

theres no other answer to your question  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on December 16, 2009, 01:38:24 PM
Edgar:

Who will win the BCS National Championship game?  Please say the Tide.  Please.

Dear Racker

First National Championship game i watched a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago this team wins..
They will again

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/336724540_2618cd0fbb.jpg)
Saludos

Edgar
Roll Tide!

By the way, my cousin lived in Brazil for 2 years and I'm sure he will have on his jersey during the World Cup.  That will be our karma sent to you from Alabama.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 01:39:38 PM
Edgar:

Who will win the BCS National Championship game?  Please say the Tide.  Please.

Dear Racker

First National Championship game i watched a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago this team wins..
They will again

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/336724540_2618cd0fbb.jpg)
Saludos

Edgar
Roll Tide!

By the way, my cousin lived in Brazil for 2 years and I'm sure he will have on his jersey during the World Cup.  That will be our karma sent to you from Alabama.

La Ola Roja (carmesi is the right translation) will prevail
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on December 16, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
Dear Edgar,

What should I ask Santa Claus for Christmas? I already know he's bringing me an 18th championship for the Celtics in June, so what else should I ask for?

Undecided
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on December 16, 2009, 01:59:07 PM
Dear Edgar,

What should I ask Santa Claus for Christmas? I already know he's bringing me an 18th championship for the Celtics in June, so what else should I ask for?

Undecided
Hey, Nick.  If you're my buddy, you'll ask for a 13th for the Crimson Tide as well.   ;)

Somehow, I think wise 'ol Edgar's answer might be a little different.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 02:07:35 PM
Dear Edgar,

What should I ask Santa Claus for Christmas? I already know he's bringing me an 18th championship for the Celtics in June, so what else should I ask for?

Undecided

Dear Nick

Maybe this
(http://cdn-www.dailypuppy.com/media/dogs/anonymous/molly_goldenretriever07.jpg_w450.jpg)
lol kidding



Maybe this
(http://www.boston.com/sports/basketball/celtics/extras/celtics_blog/gino300.jpg)
jijiji again

or this

(http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/Celtics_5.25.jpg)(http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/03/14/diary0320/t1_rookie.jpg)(http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot/IversonAllen.jpg)

Well now seriously

Go this way

put this
(http://cdn.overstock.com/images/products/P11720567.jpg) and ask for this
(http://images.boardgamegeek.com/images/pic408767_md.jpg) cant go wrong there
Saludos

and


(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OwcUC0gQzMw/SUHj-pEbfaI/AAAAAAAACdU/Tb2DN39RBJs/s320/V.A.+-+The+Best+Of+Celtic+Christmas+-+Front.jpg)
Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on December 16, 2009, 03:13:58 PM
The Doctor is in the house, for one more hour only!

 ;D


I always wanted to say that.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on December 16, 2009, 03:56:17 PM
Edgar:

Who will win the BCS National Championship game?  Please say the Tide.  Please.

Dear Racker

First National Championship game i watched a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago this team wins..
They will again

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/131/336724540_2618cd0fbb.jpg)
Saludos

Edgar
Roll Tide!

By the way, my cousin lived in Brazil for 2 years and I'm sure he will have on his jersey during the World Cup.  That will be our karma sent to you from Alabama.
Racker, once Texas got that extra second put back on the clock to be my Cornhuskers, I became a huge Tide fan.

Besides, I come from Everett, Mass., home of the 2-time national high school football champion and 18-time Massachusetts state high school football champion.......

Everett Crimson Tide!!!!


(http://www.eclub.org/football/images/teams.jpg)

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:MsSj8vF5m1z6EM:http://community.active.com/servlet/JiveServlet/downloadImage/5780/2003.jpg)         (http://www.coachesaid.com/Content/Mascots/ma-maehs2-letter-150.png)
(http://www.eclub.org/images/header.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on January 13, 2010, 04:11:21 PM
loltopic. TP Edgar for answering, and because I need a reason to post here so I get notified of new questions every so often and remind myself to ask my questions to you.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 14, 2010, 12:39:57 AM
loltopic. TP Edgar for answering, and because I need a reason to post here so I get notified of new questions every so often and remind myself to ask my questions to you.

and the answers will come

if the cro ctor is asleep
he will check later  ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on January 14, 2010, 04:49:29 PM
Dear Edgar,

Bit of a long story, but you're bored, so here we go.

The other day, I was at work. There were a lot of people absent, due to the flu. I guess that happens this time of year. My colleague Matthijs (I know, Dutch names suck) has just become a father and his wife phoned halfway through the day. She was quite upset about something. When I asked him what was up after he hung up the phone, he just sighed, angrily and grunted "bah, women." I concurred and our intern, a women herself, sitting in our office, sighed and shook her head. We laughed a bit and went on working.

So as I mentioned, there's a lot of people that stayed home that day due to the flu. There was a fair bit of snow outside and I had to go and get some food, because I was very hungry. Unfortunately, Tom, another colleague, dared me to go and play some pingpong (or table tennis, as you will) and I could definitely not refuse. I decided it was worth having a churning stomach. At the time I went to play that game, both Matthijs and the intern were not there.

Well, the flu had gotten to quite a lot of people, who were all at home, but I told you that already. When I got back from the game of ping pong (or table tennis, as you will) The intern was back, and Matthijs was still gone. I checked my outlook to see if he was at an appointment. We have this nifty setting where you can check your colleagues agendas. I'm sure it's pretty common but I just thought I'd note it, because, like I said, it's pretty sweet. Turns out he was already away to a client and I couldn't help but think to myself "oh bugger. Now it's going to be a silent day again." That's because he's the guy I laugh the most with normally.

Now, with all those people being sick (the flu, as I said before) it wasn't too busy at the office. Fortunately (for me) Matthijs was back like, within an hour or so! So at about 2 o'clock we started cracking jokes again and I tought him some more of the Rubik's cube. My record time is like 1 minute and 20 seconds, and a lot of people are really impressed when you solve it in front of their eyes, and he wanted to learn how to do it too. I was actually wondering whether you could solve it too. It's quite easy if you know how to do it.

The flu was in this story for fun, but I'm not lying because a lot of people were actually not there. Also, I kind of hid the question up in the previous paragraph so that you wouldn't read the question first while you were confronted with this big piece of text, and I'd have written it for nothing at all. Also, I didn't add a question mark to it because that would make it too easy to find as well.

Hope to have my answer soon.

- Dirk
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 10:10:54 AM
Dear Edgar,

Bit of a long story, but you're bored, so here we go.

The other day, I was at work. There were a lot of people absent, due to the flu. I guess that happens this time of year. My colleague Matthijs (I know, Dutch names suck) has just become a father and his wife phoned halfway through the day. She was quite upset about something. When I asked him what was up after he hung up the phone, he just sighed, angrily and grunted "bah, women." I concurred and our intern, a women herself, sitting in our office, sighed and shook her head. We laughed a bit and went on working.

So as I mentioned, there's a lot of people that stayed home that day due to the flu. There was a fair bit of snow outside and I had to go and get some food, because I was very hungry. Unfortunately, Tom, another colleague, dared me to go and play some pingpong (or table tennis, as you will) and I could definitely not refuse. I decided it was worth having a churning stomach. At the time I went to play that game, both Matthijs and the intern were not there.

Well, the flu had gotten to quite a lot of people, who were all at home, but I told you that already. When I got back from the game of ping pong (or table tennis, as you will) The intern was back, and Matthijs was still gone. I checked my outlook to see if he was at an appointment. We have this nifty setting where you can check your colleagues agendas. I'm sure it's pretty common but I just thought I'd note it, because, like I said, it's pretty sweet. Turns out he was already away to a client and I couldn't help but think to myself "oh bugger. Now it's going to be a silent day again." That's because he's the guy I laugh the most with normally.

Now, with all those people being sick (the flu, as I said before) it wasn't too busy at the office. Fortunately (for me) Matthijs was back like, within an hour or so! So at about 2 o'clock we started cracking jokes again and I tought him some more of the Rubik's cube. My record time is like 1 minute and 20 seconds, and a lot of people are really impressed when you solve it in front of their eyes, and he wanted to learn how to do it too. I was actually wondering whether you could solve it too. It's quite easy if you know how to do it.

The flu was in this story for fun, but I'm not lying because a lot of people were actually not there. Also, I kind of hid the question up in the previous paragraph so that you wouldn't read the question first while you were confronted with this big piece of text, and I'd have written it for nothing at all. Also, I didn't add a question mark to it because that would make it too easy to find as well.

Hope to have my answer soon.

- Dirk

Dear Kiorrik Dirk

I am a little late but always happy to answer

first of all i will
send this (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ADVPOD/30527283.jpg) and this (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_rjg1BLrSMA6GajzbkF/SIG=12m07kg7h/EXP=1263654243/**http%3A//bokertov.typepad.com/btb/images/2008/04/08/chicken_soup.png) to co workers just in case the flu attacks there.
I know thats not the case but just in case

U know Dutch names are indeed a pain in the... I am right now working with a Dutch celebrity in the protected areas theme, Daan Vreugdenhil the founder of WICE world institute for conservation in a study for the protected areas system. I started trying to call him Dr. Vred..... but i ended calling him Dan ( even if his name is Daan) and i am pretty sure you did not pronounce it that way.
their logo is this one (http://www.birdlist.org/images/toucan_small.jpg)and you can find info of them here http://birdlist.org


Then I use to play a lot of table tennis during elementary school and then a little during engineer studies, we  play it in the coffe and tea area as know as cafeteria in spanish I always thought you call it cafeteria in spanish just because its called from Cofee and tea area, Thats one investigation I still have to run, the origin of the word cafeteria.


Its always great to have a person to talk too in the office I managed to hire one of my best friends as catastro specialist in my project so I am covered in that one, everytime we have field days i know I have someone to share a couple of beers when we are heading back.

Hope flu doesnt attack your office, i am sure that wont be the case


Bye


ahh I used to be darn good at it  havent touch one in like 10 years

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_guhVBLaX0BqxWjzbkF/SIG=11l790p0d/EXP=1263654574/**http%3A//flashdozor.ru/scrb/816.jpg)

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Bahku on January 15, 2010, 10:22:46 AM
Thought this might help, Edgar, (it's definitely Spanish origin ... I've checked the earliest etymology I could find):


caf⋅e⋅te⋅ri⋅a  /ˌkćfɪˈtɪəriə/  Show Spelled Pronunciation [kaf-i-teer-ee-uh]  Show IPA
Use cafeteria in a Sentence
See images of cafeteria
Search cafeteria on the Web
–noun 1. a restaurant in which patrons wait on themselves, carrying their food to tables from counters where it is displayed and served.
2. a lunchroom or dining hall, as in a factory, office, or school, where food is served from counters or dispensed from vending machines or where food brought from home may be eaten.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Origin:
1830–40, Americanism; < AmerSp cafetería café, equiv. to Sp cafeter(a) coffeemaker (< F caf(f)etičre; café coffee + -ičre, fem. of -ier -ier 2 ; t appar. by analogy with words such as bouquetičre flower seller, from bases ending in t) + -ía -ia


 ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Thought this might help, Edgar, (it's definitely Spanish origin ... I've checked the earliest etymology I could find):


caf⋅e⋅te⋅ri⋅a  /ˌkćfɪˈtɪəriə/  Show Spelled Pronunciation [kaf-i-teer-ee-uh]  Show IPA
Use cafeteria in a Sentence
See images of cafeteria
Search cafeteria on the Web
–noun 1. a restaurant in which patrons wait on themselves, carrying their food to tables from counters where it is displayed and served.
2. a lunchroom or dining hall, as in a factory, office, or school, where food is served from counters or dispensed from vending machines or where food brought from home may be eaten.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Origin:
1830–40, Americanism; < AmerSp cafetería café, equiv. to Sp cafeter(a) coffeemaker (< F caf(f)etičre; café coffee + -ičre, fem. of -ier -ier 2 ; t appar. by analogy with words such as bouquetičre flower seller, from bases ending in t) + -ía -ia


 ;)


yup this is pretty much the common knowledge of the word
I am pretty much in a mission to prove you have to include the word
TE  as in TEA there because only consider it for coffe sounds a little too restrictive in my book
 ;D
So I am trying to make the noun a little more democratic
or socialist or wathever ... ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 10:29:39 AM
Dear Edgar,

Bit of a long story, but you're bored, so here we go.

The other day, I was at work. There were a lot of people absent, due to the flu. I guess that happens this time of year. My colleague Matthijs (I know, Dutch names suck) has just become a father and his wife phoned halfway through the day. She was quite upset about something. When I asked him what was up after he hung up the phone, he just sighed, angrily and grunted "bah, women." I concurred and our intern, a women herself, sitting in our office, sighed and shook her head. We laughed a bit and went on working.

So as I mentioned, there's a lot of people that stayed home that day due to the flu. There was a fair bit of snow outside and I had to go and get some food, because I was very hungry. Unfortunately, Tom, another colleague, dared me to go and play some pingpong (or table tennis, as you will) and I could definitely not refuse. I decided it was worth having a churning stomach. At the time I went to play that game, both Matthijs and the intern were not there.

Well, the flu had gotten to quite a lot of people, who were all at home, but I told you that already. When I got back from the game of ping pong (or table tennis, as you will) The intern was back, and Matthijs was still gone. I checked my outlook to see if he was at an appointment. We have this nifty setting where you can check your colleagues agendas. I'm sure it's pretty common but I just thought I'd note it, because, like I said, it's pretty sweet. Turns out he was already away to a client and I couldn't help but think to myself "oh bugger. Now it's going to be a silent day again." That's because he's the guy I laugh the most with normally.

Now, with all those people being sick (the flu, as I said before) it wasn't too busy at the office. Fortunately (for me) Matthijs was back like, within an hour or so! So at about 2 o'clock we started cracking jokes again and I tought him some more of the Rubik's cube. My record time is like 1 minute and 20 seconds, and a lot of people are really impressed when you solve it in front of their eyes, and he wanted to learn how to do it too. I was actually wondering whether you could solve it too. It's quite easy if you know how to do it.

The flu was in this story for fun, but I'm not lying because a lot of people were actually not there. Also, I kind of hid the question up in the previous paragraph so that you wouldn't read the question first while you were confronted with this big piece of text, and I'd have written it for nothing at all. Also, I didn't add a question mark to it because that would make it too easy to find as well.

Hope to have my answer soon.

- Dirk

Dear Kiorrik Dirk

I am a little late but always happy to answer

first of all i will
send this (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/ADVPOD/30527283.jpg) and this (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_rjg1BLrSMA6GajzbkF/SIG=12m07kg7h/EXP=1263654243/**http%3A//bokertov.typepad.com/btb/images/2008/04/08/chicken_soup.png) to co workers just in case the flu attacks there.
I know thats not the case but just in case

U know Dutch names are indeed a pain in the... I am right now working with a Dutch celebrity in the protected areas theme, Daan Vreugdenhil the founder of WICE world institute for conservation in a study for the protected areas system. I started trying to call him Dr. Vred..... but i ended calling him Dan ( even if his name is Daan) and i am pretty sure you did not pronounce it that way.
their logo is this one (http://www.birdlist.org/images/toucan_small.jpg)and you can find info of them here http://birdlist.org


Then I use to play a lot of table tennis during elementary school and then a little during engineer studies, we  play it in the coffe and tea area as know as cafeteria in spanish I always thought you call it cafeteria in spanish just because its called from Cofee and tea area, Thats one investigation I still have to run, the origin of the word cafeteria.


Its always great to have a person to talk too in the office I managed to hire one of my best friends as catastro specialist in my project so I am covered in that one, everytime we have field days i know I have someone to share a couple of beers when we are heading back.

Hope flu doesnt attack your office, i am sure that wont be the case


Bye


ahh I used to be darn good at it  havent touch one in like 10 years

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_guhVBLaX0BqxWjzbkF/SIG=11l790p0d/EXP=1263654574/**http%3A//flashdozor.ru/scrb/816.jpg)

Edgar


And i had a blast answering this one really
Later this year i will give the Loco award
to the best question ever asked to edgar
and give the trophy ( indesign)
there are wonderfull questions here and some
I LOVED to answer durig this years

Well

Cro C Tor is in the house
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Bahku on January 15, 2010, 10:30:21 AM
Thought this might help, Edgar, (it's definitely Spanish origin ... I've checked the earliest etymology I could find):


caf⋅e⋅te⋅ri⋅a  /ˌkćfɪˈtɪəriə/  Show Spelled Pronunciation [kaf-i-teer-ee-uh]  Show IPA
Use cafeteria in a Sentence
See images of cafeteria
Search cafeteria on the Web
–noun 1. a restaurant in which patrons wait on themselves, carrying their food to tables from counters where it is displayed and served.
2. a lunchroom or dining hall, as in a factory, office, or school, where food is served from counters or dispensed from vending machines or where food brought from home may be eaten.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Origin:
1830–40, Americanism; < AmerSp cafetería café, equiv. to Sp cafeter(a) coffeemaker (< F caf(f)etičre; café coffee + -ičre, fem. of -ier -ier 2 ; t appar. by analogy with words such as bouquetičre flower seller, from bases ending in t) + -ía -ia


 ;)


yup this is pretty much the common knowledge of the word
I am pretty much in a mission to prove you have to include the word
TE  as in TEA there because only consider it for coffe sounds a little too restrictive in my book
 ;D
So I am trying to make the noun a little more democratic
or socialist or wathever ... ;D

** I actually like your def. much better ... it makes more sense, is more complete, and actually makes the word easier to remember for those learning it: Cafeteria = Coffee Tea Area - you should copyright it! (Or even start a new thread: "Edgar's Etymologies") ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 10:34:26 AM
Thought this might help, Edgar, (it's definitely Spanish origin ... I've checked the earliest etymology I could find):


caf⋅e⋅te⋅ri⋅a  /ˌkćfɪˈtɪəriə/  Show Spelled Pronunciation [kaf-i-teer-ee-uh]  Show IPA
Use cafeteria in a Sentence
See images of cafeteria
Search cafeteria on the Web
–noun 1. a restaurant in which patrons wait on themselves, carrying their food to tables from counters where it is displayed and served.
2. a lunchroom or dining hall, as in a factory, office, or school, where food is served from counters or dispensed from vending machines or where food brought from home may be eaten.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Origin:
1830–40, Americanism; < AmerSp cafetería café, equiv. to Sp cafeter(a) coffeemaker (< F caf(f)etičre; café coffee + -ičre, fem. of -ier -ier 2 ; t appar. by analogy with words such as bouquetičre flower seller, from bases ending in t) + -ía -ia


 ;)


yup this is pretty much the common knowledge of the word
I am pretty much in a mission to prove you have to include the word
TE  as in TEA there because only consider it for coffe sounds a little too restrictive in my book
 ;D
So I am trying to make the noun a little more democratic
or socialist or wathever ... ;D

** I actually like your def. much better ... it makes more sense, is more complete, and actually makes the word easier to remember for those learning it: Cafeteria = Coffee Tea Area - you should copyright it! (Or even start a new thread: "Edgar's Etymologies") ;)

I will consider
but I dont think it will run much
after saying we name

Sapote the fruit after Sapo the animal. like in big sapo or sapo grande.
if you donk know what a sapote is is
this

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_3QilBL8rcA3G.jzbkF/SIG=12d8mjnsi/EXP=1263656016/**http%3A//www.fruitlovers.com/Gallery1/2GreenSapoteTypes.jpg)
and sapo is this
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_miilBLkocALkijzbkF/SIG=11qinppvh/EXP=1263655970/**http%3A//pedroreina.net/sfd/med/sapo.jpg)


mmm..sapotes...I am hungry now
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on January 15, 2010, 10:53:37 AM
Thanks for the answer buddy :D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on January 15, 2010, 11:12:57 AM
I may have asked this question before, but I still wonder.  The background to my question is this.  I believe (not 100% sure) but in Chile, if you are born away from Chile, you do not get Chilean citizenship.  It doesn't matter if your parents are Chilean, if you are not born there, then you are not Chilean.  Also, I heard that in Belgium, if a person has a child there, it doesn't matter if the child was born in Belgium, if the parents are from another country, then they don't get a Belgium citizenship.

My question is, what kind of citizenship would a person from a Chilean couple is born in Belgium?  I am not sure if that is true with Belgium or Chile, but you can understand the question.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on January 15, 2010, 11:24:03 AM
Is KG okay?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 11:31:11 AM
I may have asked this question before, but I still wonder.  The background to my question is this.  I believe (not 100% sure) but in Chile, if you are born away from Chile, you do not get Chilean citizenship.  It doesn't matter if your parents are Chilean, if you are not born there, then you are not Chilean.  Also, I heard that in Belgium, if a person has a child there, it doesn't matter if the child was born in Belgium, if the parents are from another country, then they don't get a Belgium citizenship.

My question is, what kind of citizenship would a person from a Chilean couple is born in Belgium?  I am not sure if that is true with Belgium or Chile, but you can understand the question.


Dear A Monkey

Lets call it country A and Country B

making a parenthesis, Once Facundo Cabral says, The Mexicans comes from the Aztecs, the Italians from the Romans, the Peruvian from the Incas and the Argentinan from the Ships.( los barcos , I always loved that phrase U may easily applied here)

Now..

The kid most likely be Salvadorean
We welcome all here
even if noone want to come.


then you could be (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/3047761111_24581dce72.jpg)
too




Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Bahku on January 15, 2010, 11:35:34 AM
I love sapote, (though I've only had mamey, and not the others), and I love etymology as kind of a hobby, too.

I have an adopted sister from Ecuador, so while I've never taken Spanish, I grew up with it in my household. Also, my fiancee' is filipina, and as you probably know, the Philippines were controlled by Spaniards for a very long time, (her father is Castillian, in fact), and many filipina words are very similar to Spanish, and sometimes almost identical, (gusto is one that comes to mind).

There are hundreds of dialects in the Philippines and it's nearly impossible to get a grip on it ... they also mix Tagalog, Visaya and Cebuano, (the primaries), with English most of the time, so what's used on the "street" there is "Tag-lish", and it's incredibly confusing if you're trying to learn one of the dialects, (like I was when there). I'm not sure about your area, but my Ecuadorian sister had similar influences from the "natve" Ecuadorians, which I believe numbered in the dozens of tribes, (like the Cofan, Zaparo, etc), some with Incan origin, I believe(?) Is it similar in your area?

I was also surprised to discover that almost ALL of the family names in the Phil. are Spanish - Sanchez, Palma, Rodriquez, Legata, etc. - and except for the few Islamic areas, like Mindanao, Palawan, (where I didn't stay long, for safety reasons), entirely and strictly Catholic.

Anyway, (sorry for the rambling), they have sapote there, but they use the word for about five different kinds of similar fruit, my favorite was the one they called "mamey" which looked a lot like your picture inside, but it was round instead of oblong. For me the best part of the Philippines, (other than the amazingly beautiful women), was the variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, and they way they were prepared. I think it's similar in your area, too, from what I've seen and heard. But we here in the U.S. only get a small portion of the endless varieties of fruits that are grown world-wide, and most here just do not know what they're missing!

So after all that, (hope I didn't bore you), my question is this: I was in a largely South American Spanish section of NYC once with my Ecuadorian sister, and she introduced me to a fruit that I have never seen or heard of since, and I'm wondering/hoping if you have it where you are or know what it is? On the outside it looked mostly like a banana, but it was longer, and inside it had this cotton-like substance and within it had the texture and taste of custard. It was one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, and since then I've only met one other person who had eaten it, but also had no clue what it was or the name. Any ideas?

Thanks, Edgar!

(Hope I didn't bore you - I bored myself!) ;)   
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 11:37:56 AM
Is KG okay?

Dear Racker

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3257/2589397574_5eb30232fd.jpg)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

he will be ok.

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on January 15, 2010, 11:38:43 AM
I may have asked this question before, but I still wonder.  The background to my question is this.  I believe (not 100% sure) but in Chile, if you are born away from Chile, you do not get Chilean citizenship.  It doesn't matter if your parents are Chilean, if you are not born there, then you are not Chilean.  Also, I heard that in Belgium, if a person has a child there, it doesn't matter if the child was born in Belgium, if the parents are from another country, then they don't get a Belgium citizenship.

My question is, what kind of citizenship would a person from a Chilean couple is born in Belgium?  I am not sure if that is true with Belgium or Chile, but you can understand the question.


Dear A Monkey

Lets call it country A and Country B

making a parenthesis, Once Facundo Cabral says, The Mexicans comes from the Aztecs, the Italians from the Romans, the Peruvian from the Incas and the Argentinan from the Ships.( los barcos , I always loved that phrase U may easily applied here)

Now..

The kid most likely be Salvadorean
We welcome all here
even if noone want to come.


then you could be (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/3047761111_24581dce72.jpg)
too






Haha!  Very good!  I actually heard of an African soccer player who, on a ship on the way to Europe, lost both parents due to something (I dont remember, maybe ship sank).  Since nobody knew where he was from, he could choose the citizenship.  At first he just went on to have no citizenship, but I guess he spend most of his time in France so he ended up being French.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on January 15, 2010, 11:48:00 AM
Well if the kid from Africa really did choose France as his home/country hopefully he realized he first must learn to raise his hands and surrender at the first shot of any rifle or any threat of invasion whatsever......so someone from a real country can come in and save him later on.

Viva la Cowards!!!!


Hey Edgar.......my question is: Was the politically incorrect enough or should I try again

The Old Lady
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 11:53:09 AM
I love sapote, (though I've only had mamey, and not the others), and I love etymology as kind of a hobby, too.

I have an adopted sister from Ecuador, so while I've never taken Spanish, I grew up with it in my household. Also, my fiancee' is filipina, and as you probably know, the Philippines were controlled by Spaniards for a very long time, (her father is Castillian, in fact), and many filipina words are very similar to Spanish, and sometimes almost identical, (gusto is one that comes to mind).

There are hundreds of dialects in the Philippines and it's nearly impossible to get a grip on it ... they also mix Tagalog, Visaya and Cebuano, (the primaries), with English most of the time, so what's used on the "street" there is "Tag-lish", and it's incredibly confusing if you're trying to learn one of the dialects, (like I was when there). I'm not sure about your area, but my Ecuadorian sister had similar influences from the "natve" Ecuadorians, which I believe numbered in the dozens of tribes, (like the Cofan, Zaparo, etc), some with Incan origin, I believe(?) Is it similar in your area?

I was also surprised to discover that almost ALL of the family names in the Phil. are Spanish - Sanchez, Palma, Rodriquez, Legata, etc. - and except for the few Islamic areas, like Mindanao, Palawan, (where I didn't stay long, for safety reasons), entirely and strictly Catholic.

Anyway, (sorry for the rambling), they have sapote there, but they use the word for about five different kinds of similar fruit, my favorite was the one they called "mamey" which looked a lot like your picture inside, but it was round instead of oblong. For me the best part of the Philippines, (other than the amazingly beautiful women), was the variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, and they way they were prepared. I think it's similar in your area, too, from what I've seen and heard. But we here in the U.S. only get a small portion of the endless varieties of fruits that are grown world-wide, and most here just do not know what they're missing!

So after all that, (hope I didn't bore you), my question is this: I was in a largely South American Spanish section of NYC once with my Ecuadorian sister, and she introduced me to a fruit that I have never seen or heard of since, and I'm wondering/hoping if you have it where you are or know what it is? On the outside it looked mostly like a banana, but it was longer, and inside it had this cotton-like substance and within it had the texture and taste of custard. It was one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, and since then I've only met one other person who had eaten it, but also had no clue what it was or the name. Any ideas?

Thanks, Edgar!

(Hope I didn't bore you - I bored myself!) ;)   

Dear Bakhu

We (my area)almost dont have native language only a little nahuatl talked in one or two areas but theyre pretty lost.
Guatemala in the other hand have still a lot of lenguas talked there.

What you ate sounds like a Paterna

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2311783812_7dc25b01c1.jpg)

darn good and the seed is even better

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 11:58:30 AM
Well if the kid from Africa really did choose France as his home/country hopefully he realized he first must learn to raise his hands and surrender at the first shot of any rifle or any threat of invasion whatsever......so someone from a real country can come in and save him later on.

Viva la Cowards!!!!


Hey Edgar.......my question is: Was the politically incorrect enough or should I try again

The Old Lady


Dear Old Lady

with you its always enough
 :o

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 12:02:52 PM
I love sapote, (though I've only had mamey, and not the others), and I love etymology as kind of a hobby, too.

I have an adopted sister from Ecuador, so while I've never taken Spanish, I grew up with it in my household. Also, my fiancee' is filipina, and as you probably know, the Philippines were controlled by Spaniards for a very long time, (her father is Castillian, in fact), and many filipina words are very similar to Spanish, and sometimes almost identical, (gusto is one that comes to mind).

There are hundreds of dialects in the Philippines and it's nearly impossible to get a grip on it ... they also mix Tagalog, Visaya and Cebuano, (the primaries), with English most of the time, so what's used on the "street" there is "Tag-lish", and it's incredibly confusing if you're trying to learn one of the dialects, (like I was when there). I'm not sure about your area, but my Ecuadorian sister had similar influences from the "natve" Ecuadorians, which I believe numbered in the dozens of tribes, (like the Cofan, Zaparo, etc), some with Incan origin, I believe(?) Is it similar in your area?

I was also surprised to discover that almost ALL of the family names in the Phil. are Spanish - Sanchez, Palma, Rodriquez, Legata, etc. - and except for the few Islamic areas, like Mindanao, Palawan, (where I didn't stay long, for safety reasons), entirely and strictly Catholic.

Anyway, (sorry for the rambling), they have sapote there, but they use the word for about five different kinds of similar fruit, my favorite was the one they called "mamey" which looked a lot like your picture inside, but it was round instead of oblong. For me the best part of the Philippines, (other than the amazingly beautiful women), was the variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, and they way they were prepared. I think it's similar in your area, too, from what I've seen and heard. But we here in the U.S. only get a small portion of the endless varieties of fruits that are grown world-wide, and most here just do not know what they're missing!

So after all that, (hope I didn't bore you), my question is this: I was in a largely South American Spanish section of NYC once with my Ecuadorian sister, and she introduced me to a fruit that I have never seen or heard of since, and I'm wondering/hoping if you have it where you are or know what it is? On the outside it looked mostly like a banana, but it was longer, and inside it had this cotton-like substance and within it had the texture and taste of custard. It was one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, and since then I've only met one other person who had eaten it, but also had no clue what it was or the name. Any ideas?

Thanks, Edgar!

(Hope I didn't bore you - I bored myself!) ;)   

Dear Bakhu

We (my area)almost dont have native language only a little nahuatl talked in one or two areas but theyre pretty lost.
Guatemala in the other hand have still a lot of lenguas talked there.

What you ate sounds like a Paterna

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2311783812_7dc25b01c1.jpg)

darn good and the seed is even better

Edgar


And if its not a paterna
I wrote this a looong time ago
during my sabatic period in the jungles of the Amazon

http://www.tropicalfruitnursery.com/fruitproducts_sw.htm


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on January 15, 2010, 12:04:21 PM
Edgar, you're a star. TP.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on January 15, 2010, 12:05:20 PM
Thanks my amigo......glad to know I can always push the envelope on my first try.......

Just knowing that "Ask Edgar" is here for me....gives me great comfort.....

(http://vortex.org/~alatar/images/surrender.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Bahku on January 15, 2010, 12:05:54 PM
I love sapote, (though I've only had mamey, and not the others), and I love etymology as kind of a hobby, too.

I have an adopted sister from Ecuador, so while I've never taken Spanish, I grew up with it in my household. Also, my fiancee' is filipina, and as you probably know, the Philippines were controlled by Spaniards for a very long time, (her father is Castillian, in fact), and many filipina words are very similar to Spanish, and sometimes almost identical, (gusto is one that comes to mind).

There are hundreds of dialects in the Philippines and it's nearly impossible to get a grip on it ... they also mix Tagalog, Visaya and Cebuano, (the primaries), with English most of the time, so what's used on the "street" there is "Tag-lish", and it's incredibly confusing if you're trying to learn one of the dialects, (like I was when there). I'm not sure about your area, but my Ecuadorian sister had similar influences from the "natve" Ecuadorians, which I believe numbered in the dozens of tribes, (like the Cofan, Zaparo, etc), some with Incan origin, I believe(?) Is it similar in your area?

I was also surprised to discover that almost ALL of the family names in the Phil. are Spanish - Sanchez, Palma, Rodriquez, Legata, etc. - and except for the few Islamic areas, like Mindanao, Palawan, (where I didn't stay long, for safety reasons), entirely and strictly Catholic.

Anyway, (sorry for the rambling), they have sapote there, but they use the word for about five different kinds of similar fruit, my favorite was the one they called "mamey" which looked a lot like your picture inside, but it was round instead of oblong. For me the best part of the Philippines, (other than the amazingly beautiful women), was the variety of fresh fruits and vegetables, and they way they were prepared. I think it's similar in your area, too, from what I've seen and heard. But we here in the U.S. only get a small portion of the endless varieties of fruits that are grown world-wide, and most here just do not know what they're missing!

So after all that, (hope I didn't bore you), my question is this: I was in a largely South American Spanish section of NYC once with my Ecuadorian sister, and she introduced me to a fruit that I have never seen or heard of since, and I'm wondering/hoping if you have it where you are or know what it is? On the outside it looked mostly like a banana, but it was longer, and inside it had this cotton-like substance and within it had the texture and taste of custard. It was one of the most delicious things I've ever eaten, and since then I've only met one other person who had eaten it, but also had no clue what it was or the name. Any ideas?

Thanks, Edgar!

(Hope I didn't bore you - I bored myself!) ;)   

Dear Bakhu

We (my area)almost dont have native language only a little nahuatl talked in one or two areas but theyre pretty lost.
Guatemala in the other hand have still a lot of lenguas talked there.

What you ate sounds like a Paterna

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2311783812_7dc25b01c1.jpg)

darn good and the seed is even better

Edgar


Yes ... that's it!! Thanks so much! (TP)

To this day, even though she introduced me to it, she says she doesn't know what I mean whenever I ask her ... maybe it was new to her, too, and she was just pretending to know, haha. Besides, she's the Ecuadorian President's personal secretary now, and far too busy for such things ... she calls on birthdays and holidays, and talks much too fast for meaningful conversation, lol.

Hey ... this "Ask Edgar" thread is pretty cool! ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Bahku on January 15, 2010, 12:13:12 PM
*I keep Guanabana juice in the fridge to this day, (mfg. by Goya), I was turned onto that while living in St. Croix ... love it! Thanks for the link ... that's a great piece!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 15, 2010, 12:15:37 PM
what can I say

(http://rhibowman.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/i-love-my-job.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RebusRankin on January 16, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
Edgar, who would win in a fight between the Terminator and Conan the Barbarian?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on January 16, 2010, 05:35:06 PM
Edgar, who would win in a fight between the Terminator and Conan the Barbarian?
Arnold Schwarzenegger.

:p
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 16, 2010, 08:12:55 PM
Edgar, who would win in a fight between the Terminator and Conan the Barbarian?
of course the gobernator
u can win against a politician

(http://staging.kenton.wnyric.org/845206211495623/lib/845206211495623/arnold_governator.jpg)
but

Dear Rebus Rankin



(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDjhY1JLNzQA6s2jzbkF/SIG=12je08rdl/EXP=1263777121/**http%3a//www.coverbrowser.com/image/conan-the-barbarian/29-19.jpg)

He have skills with fire and fire is a thing the terminators are pretty unskilled to deal
Add that his english is even worst than mine in that one so I have to say him

Saludos

Edgar


Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BASS_THUMPER on January 16, 2010, 08:37:25 PM
Edgar, who would win in a fight between the Terminator and Conan the Barbarian?
of course the gobernator
u can win against a politician

(http://staging.kenton.wnyric.org/845206211495623/lib/845206211495623/arnold_governator.jpg)
but

Dear Rebus Rankin



(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bDjhY1JLNzQA6s2jzbkF/SIG=12je08rdl/EXP=1263777121/**http%3a//www.coverbrowser.com/image/conan-the-barbarian/29-19.jpg)

He have skills with fire and fire is a thing the terminators are pretty unskilled to deal
Add that his english is even worst than mine in that one so I have to say him

Saludos

Edgar




"why the terminator win the election...come on pay attention"

jadakiss~
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on January 16, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
Edgar, you have avocados in El Salvador?  You ever try an avocado shake?  Very simple to make.  Get the avocado meat, add milk and sugar and put it in a blender.  Very delicious drink for breakfast with a nice bread with ham and butter.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: fairweatherfan on January 20, 2010, 12:35:42 PM
Edgar, when Stephon Marbury gets into the Hall of Fame, do you think he'll wear a Celtics jersey on his plaque?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 20, 2010, 12:45:36 PM
Edgar, when Stephon Marbury gets into the Hall of Fame, do you think he'll wear a Celtics jersey on his plaque?

Dear fairweather fan

I pretty much think this is a triccky question, because theres NO WAY in gods heaven , hell or wwww  that The Star will get into the
hall of fame, unless youre talking this one

China Basketball Museum (CBM), China's equivalent of USA's Basketball Hall of Fame,

In wich case he will probably use this uniform
(http://www.chinasportstoday.com/images/blog/242.jpg)
with this logo
(http://www.interbasket.net/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/shanxi-zhongyu.jpg)
but this guy will be ahead of him in the order to go in ****
(http://youbeenblinded.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/bonzi.jpg)

Sad thing is his shoes are too expensive for china market so that will not work that way either...lol

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on January 20, 2010, 12:47:34 PM
Edgar, you have avocados in El Salvador?  You ever try an avocado shake?  Very simple to make.  Get the avocado meat, add milk and sugar and put it in a blender.  Very delicious drink for breakfast with a nice bread with ham and butter.


Dear Amonkey

yes we have

I love my

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTb_6bQVdLNFMB1H6jzbkF/SIG=126d4if7t/EXP=1264096027/**http%3A//dev1.gourmetsleuth.com/images/guacamole.jpg)
Theres a pretty fun joke about that one but is pretty incorrect for this forum.

i will try your shake recipe asap.

Saludos

edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Casperian on February 03, 2010, 05:06:35 PM
Dear Edgar,

are we all doomed?

Sincerely,

INTERNET SPACE DOMINATOR GALAKTRON
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 03, 2010, 05:11:38 PM
Dear Edgar,

are we all doomed?

Sincerely,

INTERNET SPACE DOMINATOR GALAKTRON


Dear
ISDG


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bI8B9GlL230AqVKjzbkF/SIG=124p2dr33/EXP=1265321345/**http%3a//paratime.ca/images/gatchaman/only_you.jpg) so No

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 03, 2010, 05:19:05 PM
Dear Edgar,

What should I do with all my T-Shirts?

(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/henways/IMG_2061.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on February 03, 2010, 05:22:17 PM
Dear Edgar,

What should I do with all my T-Shirts?

(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg318/henways/IMG_2061.jpg)

Dear Rojos

What u are doing is great!!

Hey People....Help Redz cause..Its a good one

and.
Save me one for March with the cold ones.


I will come with more on this later

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ACF on March 03, 2010, 01:44:11 PM
Dear Edgar, will the Valuos fan page be in English too anytime soon? You know I am fan but my Spanish is not very good.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on March 11, 2010, 02:44:50 PM
Dear Edgar, will the Valuos fan page be in English too anytime soon? You know I am fan but my Spanish is not very good.

Dear Amager

Great point
it will be soon
probably in a month or two we are wcitching service
and updating facebook too
we have great beach properties whenever u want to invest in tropics!
;)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RAcker on May 24, 2010, 11:31:24 AM
Edgar,
If I have to be in South America (Argentina) during a game of the Finals, what channel(s) will have the game on? 

Please help me!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on May 24, 2010, 11:38:37 AM
Edgar,
If I have to be in South America (Argentina) during a game of the Finals, what channel(s) will have the game on? 

Please help me!

Dear Racker

Will be easy for you if youre in a hotel or bar who carries ESPN
usually the games from TNT are played on Space channel.
The tough ones to see are the ones on ABC because most cable companies doesnt carry that one.
But most likely ESPN will cover it.
Argentina is a Soccer country but they play a lot and follow a lot of basketball so I am absolutely sure the game will be on on Bars an Hotels

Nice to hear you will be under Ecuator.

p.s. say hi to ninoshka on tango bar.  ;D   :P

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: hwangjini_1 on May 24, 2010, 11:48:38 AM
에드거선생님,

안녕하세요. 황진이이라는 사람이 누구십니까?

감사합니다!

 ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on May 24, 2010, 11:57:58 AM
에드거선생님,

안녕하세요. 황진이이라는 사람이 누구십니까?

감사합니다!

 ;D


Dear H

작곡 황진이 좋은 아침- Li You 환영합니다


:/ :D


Saludos

Edgar
I think i miss something there...lol
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: hwangjini_1 on May 24, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
에드거선생님,

안녕하세요. 황진이이라는 사람이 누구십니까?

감사합니다!

 ;D


Dear H

작곡 황진이 좋은 아침- Li You 환영합니다


:/ :D


Saludos

Edgar
I think i miss something there...lol


Edgar 가 한국말을 잘 하신데요! good job and thanks.

En espańol ...gracias mucho.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on May 24, 2010, 01:11:30 PM
에드거선생님,

안녕하세요. 황진이이라는 사람이 누구십니까?

감사합니다!

 ;D


Dear H

작곡 황진이 좋은 아침- Li You 환영합니다


:/ :D


Saludos

Edgar
I think i miss something there...lol


Edgar 가 한국말을 잘 하신데요! good job and thanks.

En espańol ...gracias mucho.

Thank you and have fun
감사합니다 재미있게

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RockinRyA on June 02, 2010, 06:40:57 AM
Dear Edgar,

i have a few questions that only you can answer.

Will the Fakers wet the bed (again)?

Will Kobe ever find his missing bunnies?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Jeff on June 02, 2010, 06:58:50 AM
Dear Edgar,

what DOES napalm in the morning smell like?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on June 02, 2010, 08:45:34 AM
Dear Edgar



Why is the sky blue? 



Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Amonkey on June 02, 2010, 09:15:34 AM
Dear Edgar,

Who will you be rooting for in the World Cup?  Also, what are your predictions for the World Cup?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: thirstyboots18 on June 05, 2010, 01:57:12 PM
Dear Edgar, We used to have a bright star in our Chat Room on game nights, named Edgar!  My question is "Why has Edgar been staying away from the Chat Room?"  I don't want an answer, I want a GOOD answer, an ACCEPTABLE answer!  hugs, thirstyboots
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 09:50:15 PM
Ty for your questions I will try to answer the best I can
sorry for being away for some days, Its been busy here in tropical central america this days...

Now... here i go again.... ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Dear Edgar,

i have a few questions that only you can answer.

Will the Fakers wet the bed (again)?

Will Kobe ever find his missing bunnies?


Dear Rockyn

1)(http://www.dryatnight.com/images/kidneybrainboy.gif)
And great fear

yes



2)(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3052/2576339302_4875c6b987_m.jpg)NO
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 09:56:50 PM
Dear Edgar,

what DOES napalm in the morning smell like?


Dear Jefe



Smells like Victory! and lakers crushing


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 09:58:53 PM
have to catch a movie, will be back later with the other 3 ;)

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 10:18:22 PM
Dear Edgar



Why is the sky blue? 






Dear Wl

Because green was already taken by the celtics


in other multiverses they think is because of:

Why is the sky blue: Discussion
Transmitted light (from the sun, light bulbs, fire, etc) is made up of a spectrum of colors. The longest wavelengths of light are on the red end of the spectrum and the shortest wavelengths are on the blue/violet end of the spectrum.
When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.

Our eyes contain thousand of rods and cones, which are the receptors for light. Whenever one of the 3 Stooges pokes you in the eye you see a giant blue spot. This is because the blue receptors have been activated. Blue is one of the primary colors and thus more easily activated and seen by our eyes.

Blue is also how I feel when my baby leaves and my hound dog dies. Also, how I feel when the cops pull me over and I see their blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. Then, again, blue is the color of the K-mart special, so this color isn't all bad.


Why is the sky blue: Summary
So, why is the sky blue? It is because blue light from the sun strikes the air molecules and scatters and our eyes perceive it as blue.


Why is the sky blue: Short Summary
Why is the sky blue, you ask? Blue in sunlight collides with air molecules and our eyes see it as blue.

 

Why is the sky blue: Condensed
Sunlight collides with air, scatters blue wavelengths.


Why is the sky blue: Ultra-Condensed.
You are seeing things. Stop asking.


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 10:22:21 PM
Dear Edgar,

Who will you be rooting for in the World Cup?  Also, what are your predictions for the World Cup?


Dear Amonkey


World Champ>
(http://www.footiewallpapers.com/pic_upload/Brazil-World-Cup-wallpaper-27-1920x1200.jpg)

Big bust: Argentina
Always tough: Italia
Nice presentation and posible surprise champ: Spain
Most likely to be destroyed: Mexico
Irrelevant as usual: England

Saludos

e.r.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 05, 2010, 10:27:27 PM
Dear Edgar, We used to have a bright star in our Chat Room on game nights, named Edgar!  My question is "Why has Edgar been staying away from the Chat Room?"  I don't want an answer, I want a GOOD answer, an ACCEPTABLE answer!  hugs, thirstyboots

Dear TB

(http://leeh.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/post_it_i_m_back.jpg)

and


I am

(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb179/Big_Jdk3/apic141.jpg)

Hugs

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 06, 2010, 11:12:45 AM
Quote
Dear Edgar

Will the Celtics win today


thanks

Edgar


Dear Edgar


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF_VugtMIQ0AZEajzbkF/SIG=121ulkm5d/EXP=1275923541/**http%3a//www.jedh.com/connor/Spring2006/YES.jpg)

Saludos
Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 06, 2010, 11:36:20 PM
Quote
Dear Edgar

Will the Celtics win today


thanks

Edgar


Dear Edgar


(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bF_VugtMIQ0AZEajzbkF/SIG=121ulkm5d/EXP=1275923541/**http%3a//www.jedh.com/connor/Spring2006/YES.jpg)

Saludos
Edgar

And Dont dare !!!! on doubt me again!!!


GO CELTICS!!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: RebusRankin on June 06, 2010, 11:38:59 PM
Dear Edgar,

How do I stop Ray Allen? I mean eventually they'll expect me to do something to earn all this $$$$.

Phil Jackson
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on June 06, 2010, 11:41:05 PM
Dear Edgar,

Whassup with KG?

Happy, but concerned in Newport
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 06, 2010, 11:45:09 PM
Dear Edgar,

How do I stop Ray Allen? I mean eventually they'll expect me to do something to earn all this $$$$.

Phil Jackson


Dear Phil Jackson

youre
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHLhagxM6hIAP.ejzbkF/SIG=11q7he0tj/EXP=1275968609/**http%3a//www.fln.org/mediafiles/cold.jpg)
and you will NNNNNNNNNNNever be close of doing that.

And Ray is  (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9G_bHIgawxM0AMA7uCjzbkF/SIG=12g0ufqio/EXP=1275968672/**http%3a//themitchells.typepad.com/photos/scrapbooking/cool.JPG)
and will own you

Nnya nya nya nya!!!!!!

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 06, 2010, 11:46:23 PM
Dear Edgar,

Whassup with KG?

Happy, but concerned in Newport

Dear Rojos

He was just saving energy for last 2 points and 4 rebounds ;)

Have fun in Newport

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on June 07, 2010, 07:37:50 PM
Dear Edgar



Why is the sky blue? 






Dear Wl

Because green was already taken by the celtics


in other multiverses they think is because of:

Why is the sky blue: Discussion
Transmitted light (from the sun, light bulbs, fire, etc) is made up of a spectrum of colors. The longest wavelengths of light are on the red end of the spectrum and the shortest wavelengths are on the blue/violet end of the spectrum.
When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.

Our eyes contain thousand of rods and cones, which are the receptors for light. Whenever one of the 3 Stooges pokes you in the eye you see a giant blue spot. This is because the blue receptors have been activated. Blue is one of the primary colors and thus more easily activated and seen by our eyes.

Blue is also how I feel when my baby leaves and my hound dog dies. Also, how I feel when the cops pull me over and I see their blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. Then, again, blue is the color of the K-mart special, so this color isn't all bad.


Why is the sky blue: Summary
So, why is the sky blue? It is because blue light from the sun strikes the air molecules and scatters and our eyes perceive it as blue.


Why is the sky blue: Short Summary
Why is the sky blue, you ask? Blue in sunlight collides with air molecules and our eyes see it as blue.

 

Why is the sky blue: Condensed
Sunlight collides with air, scatters blue wavelengths.


Why is the sky blue: Ultra-Condensed.
You are seeing things. Stop asking.


Saludos

Edgar



An answer that makes a physics teacher proud. 


Now, why is the sky red when the sun sets or rises?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 07, 2010, 10:49:55 PM
Dear Edgar



Why is the sky blue? 






Dear Wl

Because green was already taken by the celtics


in other multiverses they think is because of:

Why is the sky blue: Discussion
Transmitted light (from the sun, light bulbs, fire, etc) is made up of a spectrum of colors. The longest wavelengths of light are on the red end of the spectrum and the shortest wavelengths are on the blue/violet end of the spectrum.
When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.

Our eyes contain thousand of rods and cones, which are the receptors for light. Whenever one of the 3 Stooges pokes you in the eye you see a giant blue spot. This is because the blue receptors have been activated. Blue is one of the primary colors and thus more easily activated and seen by our eyes.

Blue is also how I feel when my baby leaves and my hound dog dies. Also, how I feel when the cops pull me over and I see their blue lights flashing in my rear view mirror. Then, again, blue is the color of the K-mart special, so this color isn't all bad.


Why is the sky blue: Summary
So, why is the sky blue? It is because blue light from the sun strikes the air molecules and scatters and our eyes perceive it as blue.


Why is the sky blue: Short Summary
Why is the sky blue, you ask? Blue in sunlight collides with air molecules and our eyes see it as blue.

 

Why is the sky blue: Condensed
Sunlight collides with air, scatters blue wavelengths.


Why is the sky blue: Ultra-Condensed.
You are seeing things. Stop asking.


Saludos

Edgar



An answer that makes a physics teacher proud. 


Now, why is the sky red when the sun sets or rises?

Dear Leehi


when the sun sets its sad because (http://www.leyendasnba.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/red.jpg) and simply saying bye.
when sun rise , sun just know there still one (http://www.cine-collector.com/catalog/images/Captainspaulding18cm.jpg)
that he will enjoy.

now in other multiverses

The red colour in the sky at sunset (and sunrise) is due to an effect called Rayleigh scattering. There is a similar form of scattering called Mie scattering which is responsible for the white colour of clouds.

Particles in our atmosphere that are approximately the same size as the wavelength of visible light cause the white light from the sun to scatter and split into individual components. Oxygen and Nitrogen (the main components of our atmosphere) scatter violet and blue light due to their small size. This is why the sky appears to be blue in the day time, especially at midday when the Sun is closest to us.

During sunrise and sunset the distance that the light has to travel from the Sun to an observer is at its greatest. This means the a large amount of blue and violet light has been scattered so the light that is recieved by an observer is mostly of a longer wavelength and therefore appears to be red.

Sunsets are reddened because for sun positions which are very low or just below the horizon, the light passing at grazing incidence upon the earth must pass through a greater thickness of air than when it is overhead. Just before the sun disappears from view, its actual position is about a diameter below the horizon, the light having been bent by refraction to reach our eyes. Since short wavelengths are more efficiently scattered by Rayleigh scattering, more of them are scattered out of the beam of sunlight before it reaches you. Aerosols and particulate matter contribute to the scattering of blue out of the beam, so brilliant reds are seen when there are many airborne particles, as after volcanic eruptions.


The equivalent phenomenon can be seen at sunrise

 This shows an early morning sun with the exposure dark enough so that the light from the Sun does not saturate the CCD detector. The color is indeed very red.
 When an attempt was made to lighten the image so that the surroundings could be seen, the light from the Sun saturated the medium and appeared white. 
 This image of the red morning sun was shot about 7:30 AM near Atlanta. A small amount of morning fog enhanced the red by Rayleigh scattering out more blue, I am guessing. Successive exposures at about 1 stop difference were taken and the sun from the darker one transferred over the sun image in the lighter one. 

The redness of the sun is about as it appeared to the eye, but the remainder of the sky is much darker than it appeared to the eye, pointing to the remarkable contrast handling ability of human vision.

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on June 07, 2010, 11:03:48 PM
Dear Edgar
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Was DW a "playa" with Momma James?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 07, 2010, 11:25:30 PM
Dear Edgar
What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?

Why did Japanese Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Was DW a "playa" with Momma James?

Dear Po

I will put them in order first to answer you

1)normal and fancy
2)helmets on kamikazes
3)delonte...

Answert No.
1)
(http://cdn-www.answerbag.com/images/answers/1033241/4306316/butlerketchup.jpg)

Now in other multiverses

Quote
Consider the ingredient list for Heinz 57 Tomato Ketchup (from the
label on the bottle in my fridge):

"Tomato concentrate made from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar,
high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder,
natural flavorings."

Now consider the ingredient list from the following "fancy" and
"tomato" variants of ketchup:

McDonald's Fancy Ketchup:

"Tomato concentrate made from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar,
high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, salt, natural
flavorings."

McDonald's Fancy Ketchup
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/mcd_ketchup_new.jpg

Hunt's Fancy Ketchup:

"Concentrated tomato puree, high fructose corn syrup, distilled
vinegar, corn syrup, salt, onion powder, garlic powder, natural
flavorings"

Hunt's Fancy Ketchup
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/hunts_tomatoes.jpg

Baker's Drive Thru Ketchup:

"Tomato puree, corn sweeteners, distilled vinegar, salt, spices and
onion powder"

Baker's Ketchup
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/bakersketchup.jpg

Portion Pac Fancy Ketchup (we used to get this in the school
cafeteria!):

"Tomato paste, corn syrup, distilled vinegar,sugar, salt, onion,
garlic and natural flavorings."

PPI Fancy Ketchup
http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/ppi_fancyketchup.jpg

Although the formulations vary slightly in proportion and addition of
certain spices, all ketchup is essentially the same.  The California
Fruit Packing Company defines Fancy Ketchup as "Ketchup, Catsup" and
states:

"Fancy Ketchup is produced from mature, whole, red, vine-ripened
tomatoes, which are sorted, crushed, screened, and concentrated. Corn
Syrup, vinegar, salt and seasonings are added."

CALIFORNIA FRUIT PACKING CO. #10 CANNED PRODUCT SPECIFICATION
http://www.morningstarco.com/products/f_ketchup_33.htm

The Ketchup FAQ declares:

"Q: What's the difference between Ketchup and Catsup? And what is
Fancy Ketchup?

A:  Well, this one is up for debate. As far as I am concerned they are
the same thing."






2) for the same reason lakers use this ones

(http://www.celticsblog.com/images/stories/articles/nonCs/lakers.jpg)
just dress for succes

in other multiverses

Quote

To keep their ears warm, goofball. As anyone acquainted with aviation or basic physics knows, the pilot's helmet has never been intended to provide protection against a crash. If the plane encounters the landscape too abruptly you're sausage no matter what you're wearing. The leather or cloth head covering worn by WW2 aviators was a holdover from open cockpit days, when you needed protection against the wind and rain.

Closed cockpits had come into general use by WW2, but in the early years at least it was customary to take off and land with the canopy open, apparently (Cecil hears differing stories on this point) in the ill-founded hope that you'd be able to get clear of the plane if it nosed in while you were near the ground. Pilots also wore helmets because they held your radio earphones, but most of all, military bureaucracy being what it was, because regulations required it. When jets came in most air forces switched to the hardened "brain bucket" in use today, but the purpose of this was merely to protect a fighter pilot's head from being bashed against the canopy during high speed maneuvering, not to save him in the event of a crash. Similarly, the kamikaze pilot's helmet merely helped him complete the trip, not survive it.

3)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 07, 2010, 11:28:01 PM
3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6nmHflqcAo


any more explanation?


Saludos

Edgar

:? no ofense intended
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on June 08, 2010, 12:15:16 AM
wow......that was quite good....Are you the real Edgar? hahahahaha
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 08, 2010, 01:53:29 PM
wow......that was quite good....Are you the real Edgar? hahahahaha


 ;D

Anything that brings you a smile worth the work

Saludos

Edgar

p.s. yesterday I was closing my computer when you send fb mesage...so ic ouldnt answer see you later tonight amigo.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on June 30, 2010, 10:37:51 AM
Just want to share Kahmal Krosanfist at his best
I am a proud dad this days!!

On the road to national Championship!!!

second pic show his little sister my bella Glissa Sunseeker as sideckick.

I think this would be a good place to be a proud dad speciall becaue i coudlnt find the pet thread ..lol

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8377/kahmal2.jpg)  (http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/5408/kahmal1.jpg)


p.s. Doctor will be on the house, for a short time this morning.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on June 30, 2010, 10:53:31 AM
Dear Edgar,

Can you hear me now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOlRaIXI1yo&feature=related
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on July 01, 2010, 12:03:02 AM
Dear Edgar


It is now after midnight and someone is knocking on the door?  Should I be nervous?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on July 01, 2010, 12:17:32 AM
Dear Edgar,

When is the next CBlog draft?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 02, 2010, 12:40:17 PM
Dear Edgar,

Can you hear me now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOlRaIXI1yo&feature=related

Dear Rojos

 ;D


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIZVcRccCx0


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 02, 2010, 12:43:13 PM
Dear Edgar


It is now after midnight and someone is knocking on the door?  Should I be nervous?


Sear wdleehy

Not at all

Its probably me


( in serious business once I almost killed my aunt over there at states, I was traveling without futrther advice and I know her door at 1 a.m. )
theyre my dads age so maybe they though I was the police or a thieve or something
when she saw me she couldnt beleive i traveled without saying nothing to her  drive her home without adresss just by memory
(7 years after my last visit ) and be there at that time
We drink a bottle of wine that night celebrating adventura
one good memory

thank you

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 02, 2010, 12:43:59 PM
Dear Edgar,

When is the next CBlog draft?

Dear KCatthestripe

Sooner than you think
Comishes are working on that
and our comishes are better than league comishes

saludos

Edgar :D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 25, 2010, 09:15:51 PM
Doctor will open monday ;)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on October 24, 2010, 06:40:58 PM
Dear Edgar,

What we will do to pass the time until Delonte's suspension is over?

Sincerely.

(the other) Redz
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 24, 2010, 06:53:40 PM
Dear Edgar,

What we will do to pass the time until Delonte's suspension is over?

Sincerely.

(the other) Redz

Dear Redz

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefdwt8RMuVoAhQmjzbkF/SIG=12o61tvai/EXP=1288046832/**http%3a//i478.photobucket.com/albums/rr148/rehabsolutionsllc/bored.jpg) sit and wait


and because i cant use too explicit drinking while waiting pics here the other is to

meanwhile
root for this guy

(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefiouMRMDjsAkH6jzbkF/SIG=1381evo41/EXP=1288047144/**http%3a//fabulousbuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/shaq-in-boston-celtics-jersey.jpg)

on first papoupag
btw. we miss you there


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on October 24, 2010, 06:56:07 PM


on first papoupag
btw. we miss you there


I'm there now, just waiting for the regular season.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: ManUp on July 05, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
Why does beer taste so bad when it's out of a can?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 10:21:04 PM
Why does beer taste so bad when it's out of a can?


Dear ManUp

Its usually beause its a damaged can
Usually the aluminum isnt ever in contact with the liquid because all the cans have a cover over the metal but i am surre sometimes that part suffer damage.

Theyre more suceptible to weather changes and cold warm effect.
Technically the names are efervecense lost and bottle(can) degradation.

The glass is a noble material with neutral color and impermeable.If it damaged its broken so its easier to notice.

I trust monks so I will never change a bottled beer fo anything.


Saludos

Edgar  ;D

Nice to be back

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on July 05, 2011, 10:27:30 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you expect an increase in the amount of scrolling and flashing text present on Celticsblog over the next several weeks?

Saludos

Hombre-que-tiene-dolor-de-cabeza-cuando-escribiendo-palabras-que-son-scrolling-and-flashing


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Master Po on July 05, 2011, 10:36:37 PM
Dear Edgar....

Craps or Poker?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 10:48:09 PM
Dear Edgar,

Do you expect an increase in the amount of scrolling and flashing text present on Celticsblog over the next several weeks?

Saludos

Hombre-que-tiene-dolor-de-cabeza-cuando-escribiendo-palabras-que-son-scrolling-and-flashing


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Dear Man who have headacke while typing words that are scroling and Flashing


OF COURSE

GO CROTORS


2011 future CB Draft Champs

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 10:51:00 PM
Dear Edgar....

Craps or Poker?

Dear Po a.k.a. Old lady


Did you ever saw this guys playing Craps

(http://www.atech.org/faculty/burke/pictures/dogs%20playing%20poker.jpg)


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BASS_THUMPER on July 05, 2011, 10:56:17 PM
which came first the chicken or the egg?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 11:11:24 PM
which came first the chicken or the egg?

Dear Bass


Hens.. ;D


Short answer

Dinosaur Eggs


long answer

Science
Evolution
The theory of evolution states that species change over time via mutation and natural selection. Since DNA can be modified only before birth, a mutation must have taken place at conception or within an egg such that an animal similar to a chicken, but not a chicken, laid the first chicken egg.In this light, both the egg and the chicken evolved simultaneously from birds that were not chickens and did not lay chicken eggs but gradually became more and more like chickens over time.
However, a mutation in one individual is not normally considered a new species. A speciation event involves the separation of one population from its parent population, so that interbreeding ceases; this is the process whereby domesticated animals are genetically separated from their wild forebears. The whole separated group can then be recognized as a new species.
The modern chicken was believed to have descended from another closely related species of birds, the red junglefowl, but recently discovered genetic evidence suggests that the modern domestic chicken is a hybrid descendant of both the red junglefowl and the grey junglefowl.[14] Assuming the evidence bears out, a hybrid is a compelling scenario that the chicken egg, based on the second definition, came before the chicken.


Theology
Creationism
Judeo-Christian writings indicate God's creation of birds along with the rest of the universe. The Judeo-Christian story of creation describes God creating birds, and commanding them to multiply, but makes no direct mention of eggs. According to Genesis 1:
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day. 20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven. 21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good. 22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.[15]
A literal historic account of Genesis would place the chicken before the egg.

In Hindu writings, creation of birds (and other life forms) by God through superhuman beings is stated in Purāṇas and Dharmaśāstras. However, if one broadens one's definition of "an egg" to include non-chicken egg, the Hindu mythology also mentions a "cosmic egg" from which the universe as known to humans originated. In this sense this supreme egg comes before all creatures, including chickens and chicken eggs. This egg is known as Brahmanda: "Brahma: creator" and "anda": egg. The primordial egg is also depicted as a Lingam.


Cyclical view of time
In Buddhism there is the belief of the wheel of time which regards time as cyclical and with repeating ages, as some other cultures such as Mesoamerican (Aztecs, Mayan) and some native American Indians believe. Their idea of time gives a different answer to the question of "who is first" when combined with the concept of eternal return which is well known in the Western culture through the writings of Nietzsche. The assumption is that time is eternally repetitive and therefore, there is no "first" in eternity, there is no creation. The answer then becomes: None is first. There is no "first" in a cyclical view of time.


Definition of the chicken egg
An overlooked method of approaching the question is to base the answer from the definition of the chicken egg. Is the chicken egg an egg that was directly laid by a chicken, or an egg that resulted directly in the birth of a chicken (chick)? Consequently by definition, according to the former, the chicken came first. If however, the definition was based on the latter, then the chicken egg came first.
However, it would seem that this method attempts to answer a slightly different question than the one posed by philosophers, as the former attempts to determine whether a certain egg came before or after a chicken, while the latter attempts to determine whether eggs universally came before chickens, or vice versa.


Saludos


Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BASS_THUMPER on July 05, 2011, 11:20:43 PM
brilliant!

your theory on the hypotheses evaluates the audacity of your equation!

i tip my hat to you!!


*sippin*
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: KCattheStripe on July 05, 2011, 11:25:25 PM
Dear Edgar: Scale of 1-10, how awesome am I?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 11:26:16 PM
brilliant!

your theory on the hypotheses evaluates the audacity of your equation!

i tip my hat to you!!


*sippin*

(http://soulian.8k.com/images/bartender.gif)

my pleasure , cheers
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BASS_THUMPER on July 05, 2011, 11:29:38 PM
one more question....ED..

is it safe to fry bacon with your shirt off?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 11:29:50 PM
Dear Edgar: Scale of 1-10, how awesome am I?


Dear KC

exactly  ;D












Kidding
I will just say you fill this shoes easily

(http://www.thejgcustoms.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/red-wing-shoes-worlds-largest-boot.jpg)


Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 05, 2011, 11:34:40 PM
one more question....ED..

is it safe to fry bacon with your shirt off?

DEar Bass

Taste this one in my own blood
or skin for that matters

but


real men loves risks
(http://losingtheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Teach-Your-Kids-to-Do-Dangerous-Things.jpg)

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: thirstyboots18 on July 26, 2011, 08:32:38 PM
Dear Edgar,

I keep trying to understand, but I just don't get the attraction people feel toward fantasy basketball.  Do you really have fun playing it? 

                               sincerely, puzzled
                                      or
                                sincerely puzzled
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 26, 2011, 09:26:34 PM
Dear Edgar,

I keep trying to understand, but I just don't get the attraction people feel toward fantasy basketball.  Do you really have fun playing it?  

                               sincerely, puzzled
                                      or
                                sincerely puzzled


Dear

                      
        sincerely, puzzled
                                      or
                                sincerely puzzled


I am sure You read the 2500 words of the Pandas Press conference on 211 CB Draft Central Division Press Conference Page 1
Now Showing.....
http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=49364.0 (http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=49364.0)
third post

If that is no love to
I dont know how you name it

Next one please be my Co GM  You will Love It
Then we will be named

The

CrotorkungfuPandathirstybooters

best name ever...

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 26, 2011, 09:35:55 PM
Moreso... this was so brain drainer I have to share with you all here.
 ;D
hope you dont hate it

THE ALLMIGHTY CROTORKUNGFUPANDAS!!!

The story of a Panda Monk who wanted to be on the NBA

By Edgar

Once born in a Salvadorean Bambu forest, a small panda Named Edgar , he was fury and funny and loves to jump over the fence , then he decided his game would be basketball

(http://www.1000funfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Baby-Panda-4.jpg)

For those who didnt get it is the
D Fence part... :D


He always want to be a part of the NBA since he learn hoops at school

Of course that was a though sport, for a Panda, but if BBD can everyone can make it, and after years and years of playing analyzing and studying hoops, specially watching night after night after night on league pass he finally understand that
The job of a PANDA was to be a GM of NBA champion team.
And so… he studied a lot for that
(http://rlv.zcache.com/cutelyn_reading_panda_bear_poster-p228772084178026852t5ta_400.jpg)

Then a golden opportunity appears a New 24 NBA league was developed.

Well this could last forever.......
I can start saying I had the best PG in the world to start but I have such respect for Chris Paul that I am going to say I had one of the 2 best PGs in the world. (http://upperbowljazzfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/DWill_ASG_2010.jpg) STOP

When I realize that I knew  I had a chance of becoming an historical GM and to lead out team to a decade of wins.
So Around him I start drafting incredible talented guys. The work developed like here with a brief description of why I did each pick:

 (9)   12:30 PM   Bucks      Edgar   Deron Williams: Its enough for me to say hes one of the two best pgs so please don’t make me go on why.

 (40)   2:40 PM   Bucks      Edgar    Monta Ellis: Really for all of those who doesn’t appreciate Monta I will tell you hes one of the best pure scorers of the game, have loads of talent and is a joy to watch, and having two PGs who want to have the ball in his hands only gives you the chance of not losing while youre in the other halfcourt.

 (64)   2:40 PM   Bucks      Edgar   Elton Brand, coming from a comeback year and posting one of his best years statwise, experience, size and quality cannot be teached, I am soo happy with this pik and I am pretty sure he wont last longer than 3 picks later on,.

 (81)   12:30 PM Bucks      Edgar Antawn Jamison: even if some will critizice this pick I did it because hes GREAT I don’t know how people never got he tanked basically all year long ( Paul Pierce style) and still was capable to avg. 19 and 9 whenever he wants, If theres a quality player in the league that deserves to be picked before this It was Antawn..

 (92)   3:20 PM   Lakers Jazz Thunder Jazz Bucks Wilson Chandler: young, Hungry, quality player that will be around the league for long, On February 22, 2011, Chandler was traded to the Denver Nuggets in a three-way blockbuster deal which also involved Minnesota Timberwolves that brought Carmelo Anthony to New York.] Chandler immediately made an impact in his debut for the Nuggets, scoring 16 points , including 8 key fourth quarter points, in a victory over the Boston Celtics.

 (160)   3:20 PM   Bucks      Edgar   Jose Barea: I decided to go the microwave way, lot of points, know how to run a champion team, a recent ring, extra motivation, come here Barea.

(177)   11:45 AM   Bucks      Edgar   Nick Collison : He basically does all deffensively and is the heart of Hustle on any team.

(202)   2:50 PM   Jazz      Bucks (EDGAR)    Ryan Gomes: What can I say Ryan is great, I miss him,
 
(208)   3:20 PM   Bucks      Edgar   Tracy McGrady: At this time not picking McGrady is a lesson on how people around hate him just because he miss a lot of games, his talent is always there and hes still a scorer you like it or not, 208 and unproven rookies before him, like him or hate him that’s nothing more than pure hatin on a Proven NBA veteran willing to be a Celtic.

(215)   3:55 PM   Kings Heat   Bucks Kwame Brown: One center that defensively win his spot back as starter in a NBA Team,, sitting the likes of Nazr Mohammed, and playing superb defense all year long.

(273)   11:45 AM   Bucks      Edgar   Shaun Livingston: Coming back from injury took long time to Livingston, but he has shown that he was ready to take the challenge and play hard every second to make it there

(303)   3:15 PM   Blazers      IndeedProceed   Ian Mahimi: I still think The Mavericks owed him as much as the Celtics Owed leon Powe and PJ Brown for having that 2008 ring, the job that he did with Kirk and Chandler out was superb.

(304)   3:20 PM   Bucks         Edgar   Jonas Jerebko, and that’s why Jerebko is on IPs team and not mine, because what i think about Ian Mahinmi.

Stil...
We love you all guys!! Once a Panda Always a Panda!!.

pst pst


Why are YOU Talking about him Panda???… most of them didn’t end up in your roster….????

Right right   Lets RE FOCUS!!!!!


With a great team and playing to win, I remember SIZE win championships and remember also that people tend to forget fast how some players are incredible and how some others still have lots of ammo under their belt.

Then I decided and plan a strategy, take the best from every single team out there and give El Salvador the best team they could have. A team capable of beating the team we already had.

As listed before the team was constructed like this.
PG  Deron  Barea  Livingston
SG Monta McGrady
SF Chandler Gomes
PF Jamison   Collison
C  Brand   Kwame  Mahinmi
With this team we were ready to play small ball and outscore every single team out there
(http://www.meiguoxing.com/images/Panda_playing_a_ball.jpg)

But faithfull to my mission I did this
“Start having fun” while constructing a champ
Listen to people learn from my mistakes
Accept them and improve from what I did

As soon as I did that I decided to ride the beast with style
(http://pandaganda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/dinoriders.jpg)
*Nothing personal with other teams. :D



And come with a couple of trades
...Panda goes to work....
(http://pandapluspumpkin.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/workpanda.jpg?w=840)

First Trade

NYK trades Tyreke Evans, Andrei Kirilenko, John Salmons
MIL trades Deron Williams
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rur1k9V-V1I/S7JI3ZyY53I/AAAAAAAAAAw/TTcSDoUdwDw/s1600/panda+and+bones+for+web.jpg)
Whyyy Panda Whyyyy???


First off Because I need size and a backup 3 to help a young chandler to make the work
As much as deron is good a young tyreeke shows any kind of streghts that earns him rookie of the year awards and after his injury he did nothing other than shut his mouth and work like a madman his way back to primetime. He needs the ball a little less and attack the basket great.
Now I streght With a starting quality PF to help Jamison and a great backup at the wings, with experience and ready to contribute.


After that I continue working the phones
And suddenly this beauty appears

A three teams trade that send Monta Ellis, Antawn  Jamison and Ian Mahinmi wherever
For the likes of
Mr. Kevin Love, Marcus Thorton, Mehmet Okur and James Johnson

Why I did its kind of nonsense to explain
20 points
15 rebounds
2.5 assists, and I am talking what one of them did not the 4
A superb backup for my No.2, A great center who will have a rebound year this one and a filler
I couldn’t be happier
Then
I was over the top in players so trade No.3  happens

I trade Livingston and my binkie Gomes
And get a great breakingthrough PG in DJ Agustin. His almost 8 assists per game make this desition easy

Ladies and Gentlemen I hereby Introduce the All Mighty CROTORKUNGFUPANDAS


AT CENTER


(http://www.sportsgrindent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/kevin-love.jpg)
Love led the NBA in rebounding averaging 15.2 per game. He won the NBA Most Improved Player Award after increasing his points per game by 44 percent and his rebounds per game by 38 percent over his previous season. Love established career highs in rebounding, scoring (20.2), assists (2.5), double-doubles (64), field goal percentage (.470), free throw shooting (85 percent), 3-point shooting (41.7 percent) and minutes played (35.8). He became the first player to average at least 20 points and 15 rebounds in a season since Malone in the 1982–83 seasonThe Associated Press wrote that he emerged as the new face of the franchise since Garnett was traded from the Timberwolves to the Boston Celtics in 2007. In 2010-11 Love's No. 42 was the Wolves' top-selling jersey since Kevin Garnett was in his prime.

AT PF

(http://usversusthem.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/elton-brand-happy.jpg)
   2× NBA All-Star: 2 times
   All-NBA:Second Team: once
   NBA All-Rookie First Team:
   NBA co-Rookie of the Year
   2× NBA regular-season leader, offensive rebounds:  (348),  (396)
   Clippers' Career Leader in Offensive Rebounds (1,480).
And for those of you who said those were OldNews
Newflash
He end No. 19 in fantasy rankings last year and show he can still turn some heads

So making a break this far into lineup I will call this frontcourt
“The most PANDASTIC” Underated Frontcourt line ever assembled. A No.5 and a No.19
Coming from a No.9 pick ITS AWWEEESOME and that’s why I am sooo in love with this lineup.
I will be glad to welcome teams trying to rebound with this two in front of them.


AT SF

(http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/basketball/nba/img14243087.jpg)

Size and youth
Great year, respond under pressure in his new team
Don’t make me come with the Celtics game again. Hes great there, and not only that… he isn’t alone, like in most of the teams here.

AT SG

 (http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/225/662/96636744.jpg.25999_display_image.jpg?1273794304) 
Another rookie of the year ( with brand) now a part of the all mighty Pandas
With him, wathing Monta Part wasn’t tough at all. It was a called business. He can make whatever monta does and give hustle while doing it.
Lets get ready for a comeback year and leading this team deep into playoffs
For those who think he did wrong last year
On December 29, 2010, Evans hit a running, half-court game winner to defeat the Memphis Grizzlies. On January 6, 2011, Tyreke Evans scored 27 points and grabbed 12 boards leading his team to a 122–102 over the Nuggets. On January 21, 2011, Evans scored career high 35 points, along with 5 boards and 3 assists and 3 steals

On February 12, 2010 Tyreke Evans won the 2010 Rookie/Sophomore Game MVP award after recording 26 points, 6 rebounds, 5 assists, and 5 steals on 11/15 shooting. In an act of sportsmanship, he chose to share the award with DeJuan Blair, who had scored 22 points and pulled down 23 rebounds.
(what a great Panda to have huh) this GM is a beast!!!

(this deserves red)

AT PG

(http://bobcatsbaseline.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/DJ.jpg)

Year    Team    GP    GS    MPG    FG%    3P%    FT%    RPG    APG    SPG    BPG    PPG
2008–09
Charlotte
72   12   26.5   .430   .439   .893   1.8   3.5   .6   .0   11.8
2009–10
Charlotte   80   2   18.4   .386   .393   .779   1.2   2.4   .6   .1   6.3
2010–11
Charlotte   82   82   33.6   .416   .333   .906   2.7   6.1   .7   .0   14.4

A young pg who keeps improving.. what else I can ask for to join Tyreeke

With Kevin Love and Tyreeke next to DJ the team of the future is not only the team of the future is the team of today and are ready to rock the world, OKC style but with better leadership and more depth


Knowing that five players are not enough to get a championship , theyre together with probably the best and deepest bench out there made out of Champions, Glue guys, hustlers, defenders and scorers.



Ladies and Gentlemen…The Pandas bench, whom could easily be the other starters BTW....


Big men rotation

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/0%20Players/Michael%20Jordan/jordan_brown_PT3.jpg) yes i played with that guy
 (http://memo13.com/images/album2005/img/A82.EvlYildonumu15.jpg)
Life in this team is like a Bed of roses
 (http://static.deseretnews.com/images/article/sidebar/590049581/Shaquille-ONeal-dunks-over-Andrei-Kirilenko.jpg)
The only guy he couldn’t defend is now his coach
And theyre back
(http://www.slamonline.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/mehmet_okur_andrei_kirilenko.jpg)
And of course
(http://sharing.wpri.com/sharewish/photo/2011/05/12/5-12-grizz-2_20110512225244_320_240.JPG)
Nice try fake bear, panda bears are the only bears allowed..

Wing Rotation

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/NBCSports/Components/Slideshows-NBC_sports/_production/twisp-100425/twisp_100425_00.ss_full.jpg)
Woooo sorry Josh I am that good and underrated to make you no. 2nd round suffer
(http://nimg.sulekha.com/sports/original700/willie-green-marcus-thornton-2010-1-11-22-12-43.jpg)

I promiss to go after every single ball thorton
Who was broadcasted as Key time shooter for another team before being a panda BTW

This kid will BE MIP this year mark my panda dactilar mark on that.



Of course

(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/Tracy%20McGrady/All%20Star%20Game/ED8BB0EBA7A5_EB8DA9ED81ACECBBA8ED85.jpg)
dont expect we will ask flying like that tracy
we now wait only a couple of key shots and
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2006/0706/mcgrady2_195.jpg)
you show the little pandas how to fly.

And last but deffinetly not least our brand champion


Backup PG

(http://sharing.wpri.com/sharewish/photo/2011/05/31/5-31-lebron_20110531232104_320_240.JPG)

The epitome of microwave, the Wade terror  the man who win games by himself even with Dirk around. JJ BAREA!!!}}
Guess who win the final in the piture :D
and more games by himself!!!

To end with a Roster and rotations of

C     Kevin Love (28)  Kwame Brown (10) Mehmet Okur (10)
P.F.  Elton Brand  (16)   Andre Kirilenko (16) Nick Collison (16)
S.F.  Wilson Chandler (28) John Salmons  (20)
S.G. Tyreeke Evans (28) Marcus Thornton (10) Tracy McGrady (10)
P.G.  DJ Agustin (24) Juan Jose Barea (24)


*most likely Tracy will be the other PG and be next to Tyreeke for rebounding and taking some offensive load out of him

A team with great big guys now coached by
The Orchestra maestro and LUXURY PANDA FOREVER!!!


Maestrooo.. Shaquille Oneal

(http://www.wickedlocal.com/bridgewaterwest/archive/x998476147/g2e22e2000000000000352bd9ff1531c3fae3a91a6cd0a8914ddbb1369c.jpg)

Now..This team is starting BIG

Very BIG and angry and defensivly underrated

With a healthy Okur this teams poison up there, even with him out
Collison and Brand or Love, Kirilenko and Love, Kwame and Brand, will be a nightmare for wings trying to penetrate (If there fast enough) to leave Tyreeke and DJ Agustin behind.

GOOD LUCK TONY PARKER YOURE DEAD MEAT!!!
(http://images.cdn.fotopedia.com/flickr-3299502112-hd.jpg)
Our SFs are young and good and experience enough to kill younger ones and to match any supposed to be best player of the world, and probably will play for 4 quarters instead of 3

FINAL RESULT

We will be happy forever after
(http://cosmonaught.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/shaq.jpg)

PANDAS WIN!!!

(http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/arts/photos/2008/06/05/arts_kung-fu-panda_584.jpg)

And Panda stories always end as happy stories….

And Pandas celebrate six rings(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20100829/0023ae606e660de471ea12.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xURXO2Jbu74/TfjPsyJSMiI/AAAAAAAABDM/jfO34Ua_oQE/s400/Kung%2BFu%2BPanda%2B2.jpg)

PANDUNTU AND PICK YOUR PANDA POISON EVERYONE!!!

*scrolling rocks



P.S.Some real basketball coming up in the mix and editing of course,i am tired and my brain is dry...
Extra early notes: If i had time to pick a nonddraftee it would be Kleiza like some point..., hes being bad, used with inconsistant minutes,

the 15th would be Telfair, he finally got some serious hoop moments that year even if Bibby seems like logical (he wasnt picked right?)
a little Panda is always welcome in El Salvador

If IP gave me two more days, I could probably end with the Dream Team..  thats how good GM I am..even Larry will walk through that door...

for warming the bench
(http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=996575941851&id=73e3358c0a8678e4276e03a803b54ea4)

(http://4funz.com/Funny-Pictures/animals/other/img-haters-gonna-hate-panda-352)



Adios and Have Fun on the League!! This is hell of a game!!!
TY ALL!! for playing for trading and for having fun..


(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_kIoVPWf6jng/Sa3t-X_rH4I/AAAAAAAACpY/YsnLEzvuz28/s400/fp+with+olympic+stadium.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: celticmaestro on July 26, 2011, 11:05:48 PM
http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=49389.msg1043418;topicseen#new

what's up mi amigo edgar?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 29, 2011, 06:33:06 PM
http://forums.celticsblog.com/index.php?topic=49389.msg1043418;topicseen#new

what's up mi amigo edgar?

Hola CM

as you see we are dealing with it playing fantasy

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on July 29, 2011, 07:18:25 PM
Wow Edgar. That was pretty special.  ;D
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: BASS_THUMPER on July 29, 2011, 09:56:46 PM
if sue has 3 apples and billy has four grapes

how many plums does greg have?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Prof. Clutch on July 29, 2011, 10:22:54 PM
Dear Edgar,
was your panda post from a few days ago officially the longest, most content packed post in the history of celticsblog?
Humbly yours,
Prof. Clutch
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 29, 2011, 10:51:03 PM
if sue has 3 apples and billy has four grapes

how many plums does greg have?


Dear Bass

One
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line)

Saludos


Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 29, 2011, 10:52:03 PM
Dear Edgar,
was your panda post from a few days ago officially the longest, most content packed post in the history of celticsblog?
Humbly yours,
Prof. Clutch

Dear Prof Clutch

You made me blush  :-[

Saludos

Edgar

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on August 26, 2011, 10:56:43 PM
Dear Edgar,

In next years Guiness Book of Blog Records whose name will you be replacing for the category:  

MOST PANDA IMAGES POSTED IN A 7 DAY PERIOD?



(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/83138/83138,1278548342,3/stock-photo-a-happy-cartoon-panda-walking-and-smiling-56738215.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on August 26, 2011, 11:12:31 PM
Dear Edgar,

In next years Guiness Book of Blog Records whose name will you be replacing for the category: 

MOST PANDA IMAGES POSTED IN A 7 DAY PERIOD?



(http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/83138/83138,1278548342,3/stock-photo-a-happy-cartoon-panda-walking-and-smiling-56738215.jpg)

Dear Rojos

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2857361923_7637f4c714_z.jpg)

or

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3878723886_5a7fb51882_z.jpg)


both fantasy creatures

 ;D

because theres no way an ornitorrincus exist and I am certain its just the tv trying to convince us that its true



Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on August 26, 2011, 11:23:48 PM
Egg laying mammals? Holy echidnas! Whassup with that?  Gotta be a hoax.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on August 26, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
Egg laying mammals? Holy echidnas! Whassup with that?  Gotta be a hoax.
Or a wombat or a ńu, I am still thinking eggs are just for making us think who was first and natures way of telling us
it was the chicken.
Most likely i will choose some underdeveloped species to play with
maybe one that behaves like a virus and have terrible natural balance
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1032262263124&id=8a98d3f040301e14b55dd1c74fd51f5b)

Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on August 27, 2011, 10:16:40 AM
Egg laying mammals? Holy echidnas! Whassup with that?  Gotta be a hoax.
Or a wombat or a ńu, I am still thinking eggs are just for making us think who was first and natures way of telling us
it was the chicken.
Most likely i will choose some underdeveloped species to play with
maybe one that behaves like a virus and have terrible natural balance
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1032262263124&id=8a98d3f040301e14b55dd1c74fd51f5b)



I've been watching the Betty's lay eggs their whole lives and never once saw them hatch, so I'm going with the chicken. 





or maybe the egg.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on August 27, 2011, 10:37:52 AM
Egg laying mammals? Holy echidnas! Whassup with that?  Gotta be a hoax.
Or a wombat or a ńu, I am still thinking eggs are just for making us think who was first and natures way of telling us
it was the chicken.
Most likely i will choose some underdeveloped species to play with
maybe one that behaves like a virus and have terrible natural balance
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1032262263124&id=8a98d3f040301e14b55dd1c74fd51f5b)



I've been watching the Betty's lay eggs their whole lives and never once saw them hatch, so I'm going with the chicken. 





or maybe the egg.

Betty is a sweetie

just hope they never become sweetie pie
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on October 12, 2011, 12:35:57 PM
Dear Edgar,

What's next?

Sincerely,

Befuddled by the Bay
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on October 12, 2011, 04:45:35 PM
Dear Edgar,

What's next?

Sincerely,

Befuddled by the Bay

Dear Beffuddled

(http://conquistame.hidrocalidos.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/confundido.jpg)

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Jeff on December 14, 2011, 02:00:12 PM
Dear Edgar,

Can you play center for the Celtics?

sincerely,
Concerned
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on July 27, 2012, 03:22:16 PM
Dear Edgar,

I am about to take my dog for a swim in the ocean.  What can I do about that wet dog smell?

Also, if my dog had no nose, how would she smell?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 27, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
Dear Edgar,

Can you play center for the Celtics?

sincerely,
Concerned

Dear Concerned

better late than ever.... I willl deffer to Sully

Saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Yoki_IsTheName on July 27, 2012, 03:28:49 PM
May I ask Sir Edgar.

Should I go Chinese or just Burger King tonight?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 27, 2012, 03:35:30 PM
Dear Edgar,

I am about to take my dog for a swim in the ocean.  What can I do about that wet dog smell?

Also, if my dog had no nose, how would she smell?

Dear Rojos

(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4540880603776965&id=81cd6b08c1acb83cf0970f59b3f4b9a7) & (http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4598390219474218&id=a1098694dd4eb6381b8ea785b9675271)

about that seconjd thing

(http://rlv.zcache.com/shar_pei_plastic_surgery_funny_tees_mugs_gifts_postcard-p239395432527710563z8iat_400.jpg)


saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 27, 2012, 03:37:18 PM
May I ask Sir Edgar.

Should I go Chinese or just Burger King tonight?

Dear Yoki
how about both
(http://bananainchina.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Burger-King-in-China-onion-rings-salad.jpg)
it will be a little extracharge on gasoline thats the only con

saludos

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on July 27, 2012, 03:37:38 PM
Yes, I'm afraid I'll sharing the outdoor shower with the pooch.

Off we go!
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 27, 2012, 03:41:41 PM
Yes, I'm afraid I'll sharing the outdoor shower with the pooch.

Off we go!

Avoid this guy after that

(http://www.toonpool.com/user/589/files/nose_job_332395.jpg)
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Kiorrik on July 28, 2012, 12:34:35 AM
Dear Edgar,

Do I go and see the new Batman film at an expensive imax cinema, or at a normal one?

And perhaps more importantly: should I see it in 3D, or just regular?

Cheers,

- Dirk
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Edgar on July 28, 2012, 12:52:12 AM
Dear Edgar,

Do I go and see the new Batman film at an expensive imax cinema, or at a normal one?

And perhaps more importantly: should I see it in 3D, or just regular?

Cheers,

- Dirk

Dear

K

3D

Edgar
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: indeedproceed on July 28, 2012, 01:10:06 AM
Dear Edgar,

I'm getting married in a couple of weeks. My fiancé is losing her mind. Money is flying everywhere, faster than i can come up with it, and telling her that anything she's done with the wedding was wrong is less pleasant than kicking a hornets nest. I guess you might say its like 'milking a chupacabra'.

Which drink should I choose to drown my sorrows and stop from disagreeing with her? I've been leaning to Guinness, but I'm thinking I should jump to whiskey. Manhattans?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: wdleehi on May 08, 2013, 09:13:05 AM
Dear Edgar,

The theme song for Pinky and the Brain says "one is a genius, the other is insane", but never says who is who?



Who is actually the genius since when Pinky does a scheme, it usually works and when the Brain does a scheme, it fails?
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 06, 2018, 02:05:17 PM
Donde Estas Edgar?  :'(

Feeling nostalgic...
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: nickagneta on February 06, 2018, 02:22:30 PM
Donde Estas Edgar?  :'(

Feeling nostalgic...
Edgar esta en Facebook.
Title: Re: Ask Edgar
Post by: Redz on February 06, 2018, 04:17:57 PM
Donde Estas Edgar?  :'(

Feeling nostalgic...
Edgar esta en Facebook.

Si  ;D