Pure lunacy with this one, but here goes.
https://tradenba.com/trades/fn33-4p3MHouston trades: James Harden + Russell Westbrook
Houston receives: Ben Simmons, Aaron Gordon, Evan Fournier, Josh Richardson, Mo Bamba, Matisse Thybulle
Philly trade: Simmons, Richardson, Thybulle
Philly receive: James Harden
Orlando trades: Gordon, Fournier, Bamba
Orlando receives: Russell Westbrook
I smell a huge rebuild coming in Houston, and this leaves Houston with a pretty well-balanced rotation, and gives Philly and Orlando two genuine stars to try and push them into genuine contention.
I had to get one ridiculous one out of the way first
https://tradenba.com/trades/vVm6GqfqiPacers trade: Victor Oladipo, Malcolm Brogdon, Doug McDermott
Pacers receive: Jrue Holiday, Buddy Hield
NOP trade: Jrue Holiday
NOP receive: Brogdon + McDermott
Sacramento trade: Hield
Sacramento receive: Oladipo
If I were Indiana I'd throw whatever picks necessary to try and make this trade stick. Jrue and Hield seem like the ideal back-court pairing, and having all three Holiday brothers would be super cool. The Pelicans get a younger more floor-spacing package, and the Kings get rid of their malcontent and bank on Oladipo returning to form.
https://tradenba.com/trades/4GEH5K1hsBrooklyn trades: Jarrett Allen, Caris LeVert, Taurean Prince, PHI 2020 1st
Portland trades: CJ McCollum
Gets Portland some actual balance on offence as well as a genuine rim-protector (unlike a certain Whiteside...), and gets Brooklyn their 3rd star.
Honestly, I could make up trades for other teams all day. Going to leave it at that... for now