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Title: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: hpantazo on March 19, 2018, 08:27:38 PM
Jordan Clarkson see's Kyrie's flat earth theory and raises him one:

"Clarkson: 'Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.'

"DJ Montage: 'How big were these people?'

"Clarkson: 'Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.'"


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: nickagneta on March 19, 2018, 08:33:42 PM
I am guessing by this theory that TRexs were like pitbulls and velociraptors were like chihuahuas?
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Csfan1984 on March 19, 2018, 09:03:34 PM
I love it. Man always ruled lol
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: cons on March 19, 2018, 09:05:40 PM
makes sense.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: tarheelsxxiii on March 19, 2018, 09:19:27 PM
It's possible.  If we were that large, it'd make sense for us to evolve into much smaller form -- more efficient with energy/resources, plus more mobile and athletic in sports.  In Clarkson's thoughtful scenario, we have also domesticated the dinosaurs and thus had no predatory dangers that would've required us to remain super big.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Who on March 19, 2018, 09:22:53 PM
Ha. That is fantastic. Like something only a young child could think of.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Sketch5 on March 19, 2018, 09:46:49 PM
I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: hpantazo on March 19, 2018, 10:25:36 PM
I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P

Ouch!
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: MJohnnyboy on March 19, 2018, 10:57:29 PM
Jurassic Clark.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: rocknrollforyoursoul on March 19, 2018, 11:10:16 PM
Jurassic Clark.

TP. :D
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: LatterDayCelticsfan on March 20, 2018, 01:12:30 AM
Is that what they teach in campus nowadays?
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Atzar on March 20, 2018, 01:15:52 AM
I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans.  The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: moiso on March 20, 2018, 06:45:48 AM
I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans.  The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
The "it was" part of the quote instead of "there were" messes with me more than thinking that Clarkson believes the rest of it.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Celtics4ever on March 20, 2018, 07:15:56 AM
Ah, the Flintstones were real history it seems afterall....... JK
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: dreamgreen on March 20, 2018, 09:11:02 AM
When I used to get high and watch the Flintstones that would have made sense hahaha.
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: kozlodoev on March 20, 2018, 10:21:46 AM
I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans.  The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
The fact this is taking people so long to figure this out is telling.  ::)
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: Rida on March 20, 2018, 10:22:19 AM
Jordan Clarkson see's Kyrie's flat earth theory and raises him one:

"Clarkson: 'Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.'

"DJ Montage: 'How big were these people?'

"Clarkson: 'Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.'"


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial

Man and Dinosaurs are millions of years apart on the evolution scale. They never came close to sharing the earth together
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: gift on March 20, 2018, 10:23:16 AM
Jurassic Clark.

TP
Title: Re: Clarkson's odd theory on dinosaurs
Post by: KGs Knee on March 20, 2018, 11:34:33 AM
Clarkson acts like we all didn't already know this. I tested the DNA of my dog years ago and discovered it was actually a descendant of a dinosaur. So obviously humans back then must have been much bigger, too. Everyone knows there were a few infantile dinosaurs and humans, among other species, that survived the ELE living in caves. Eventually we re-populated the Earth, but because we lived in caves for so long became much less smart, and obviously never grew to be as physically large.

The humans of millions of years ago were smart enough to see the meteor coming towards Earth before it got here, and left on their space ships, which is why there are no bones to be found anywhere. The dinosaurs that we now find the bones of were just the wild ones that weren't kept as pets, or were too large to hide with the infantile humans and dinosaurs. The rest are living in a galaxy far, far away with the humans.

The only reason they never returned is they found a better, bigger planet to inhabit.