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Around the League => Around the NBA => Topic started by: hpantazo on March 19, 2018, 08:27:38 PM
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Jordan Clarkson see's Kyrie's flat earth theory and raises him one:
"Clarkson: 'Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.'
"DJ Montage: 'How big were these people?'
"Clarkson: 'Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.'"
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
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I am guessing by this theory that TRexs were like pitbulls and velociraptors were like chihuahuas?
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I love it. Man always ruled lol
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makes sense.
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It's possible. If we were that large, it'd make sense for us to evolve into much smaller form -- more efficient with energy/resources, plus more mobile and athletic in sports. In Clarkson's thoughtful scenario, we have also domesticated the dinosaurs and thus had no predatory dangers that would've required us to remain super big.
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Ha. That is fantastic. Like something only a young child could think of.
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I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P
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I was going to say this was a good example why kids should stay in school, but I don't think it would have really made a difference. :P
Ouch!
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Jurassic Clark.
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Jurassic Clark.
TP. :D
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Is that what they teach in campus nowadays?
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I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans. The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
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I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans. The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
The "it was" part of the quote instead of "there were" messes with me more than thinking that Clarkson believes the rest of it.
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Ah, the Flintstones were real history it seems afterall....... JK
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When I used to get high and watch the Flintstones that would have made sense hahaha.
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I am now convinced that these guys are just messing with the fans. The part that I haven’t quite figured out is whether the media is in on the joke or the butt of it.
The fact this is taking people so long to figure this out is telling. ::)
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Jordan Clarkson see's Kyrie's flat earth theory and raises him one:
"Clarkson: 'Y'all know how we got dogs and stuff right? So, I think it was bigger people in the world before us, and the dinosaurs was they pets.'
"DJ Montage: 'How big were these people?'
"Clarkson: 'Oh, you look at a dinosaur. They got to be three times bigger than them.'"
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2765462-jordan-clarkson-dinosaurs-were-pets-of-bigger-people-in-the-world-before-us?utm_source=cnn.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=editorial
Man and Dinosaurs are millions of years apart on the evolution scale. They never came close to sharing the earth together
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Jurassic Clark.
TP
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Clarkson acts like we all didn't already know this. I tested the DNA of my dog years ago and discovered it was actually a descendant of a dinosaur. So obviously humans back then must have been much bigger, too. Everyone knows there were a few infantile dinosaurs and humans, among other species, that survived the ELE living in caves. Eventually we re-populated the Earth, but because we lived in caves for so long became much less smart, and obviously never grew to be as physically large.
The humans of millions of years ago were smart enough to see the meteor coming towards Earth before it got here, and left on their space ships, which is why there are no bones to be found anywhere. The dinosaurs that we now find the bones of were just the wild ones that weren't kept as pets, or were too large to hide with the infantile humans and dinosaurs. The rest are living in a galaxy far, far away with the humans.
The only reason they never returned is they found a better, bigger planet to inhabit.