I second what knuckleballer said, in terms of what I hope the Pats do (just win with class and be humble).
In the spirig of having fun and thinking aloud about the OPs question, here are some more:
0. Bring McNally and Jastremski to the Indy game and have them as Bob Kraft's special guests in wherever the visiting owner's box is. Make sure the TV cameras catch them yucking it up and high fiving each other for each of the touch downs (making sure to run up the score). For an added touch, supply them both with bike pumps and an oversided, stage-prop style thumb tack, and have them simulate inflating and deflating imaginary footballs.
1. Put a weight vest on Gronkowski. For each additional TD, he adds another 10lbs to the weight vest. [Note, it would probably be deemed an illegal performance enhancement, and Gronk would be labeled a "cheater" and suspended by the NFL].
2. Make Gostkowski alternate his kicking feet for extra points and FGs.
3. Run up the score (natch) and have Brady go out wide for some plays, with Edelman in as QB.